DOG Captions For Instagram

Instagram Captions For Dog

1. "A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than you love yourself." — Josh Billings
2. "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail." — Kinky Friedman
3. "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." — Andy Rooney
4. "When I needed a hand, I found your paw."
5. "Some things just fill your heart without trying."
6. "Love is a four-legged word."
7. "What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs."
8. "Forget diamonds. Dogs are a girl's best friend."
9. "Be the person your dog thinks you are." — J.W. Stephens
10. "When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad." — Kristan Higgins
11. "Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn't ever know we had." — Thom Jones
12. "If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire."
13. "Money can buy a lot of things, but it doesn't wiggle its butt every time you come in the door."
14. "Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses, and wagging tails."
15. "Dogs are God's way of apologizing for your relatives."
16. "If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't either."
17. "Life is too short to have just one dog."
18. "The road to my heart is paved with paw prints."
19. "All you need is love and a dog."
20. "Sometimes, you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog."
21. "Dogs are my favorite people." — Richard Dean Anderson
22. "When all else fails... hug the dog."
23. "If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am." — Charles Yu
24. "You can't buy love, but you can rescue it."
25. "Home is where the dog is."
26. "The best therapist has fur and four legs."
27. "If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I'd be happy to lock you up in the other room."
28. "You can always find hope in a dog's eyes."


Captions For Dog

1. “Happiness is a warm puppy.” ― Charles M. Schulz
2. “I'm convinced that petting a puppy is good luck.” ― Meg Donohue
3. "Put a puppy in your picture, and it will make it 20 times better." — Lucky Blue Smith
4. "No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gunna love you." — Waka Flocka Flame
5. "The biggest dog has been a pup." — Joaquin Miller
6. "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail." — Kinky Friedman
7. "When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated." — Sara Paretsky
8. "Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment." — Caroline Knapp
9. “The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.” — Johnny Depp
10. "My dog is my heart."
11. “Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.” — Dean Koontz
12. “Every dog must have his day.” — Jonathan Swift
13. "Being this cute must be so freaking ruff."
14. “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” — Roger Caras
15. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” — Josh Billings
16. “Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.” ― Anatole France
17. “Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.” ― M. H. Clark
18. “A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart.” ― J.R. Ackerley
19. “If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.” ― Sharon Delarose
20. “Animals in our lives can be a blessing.” — J. Wesley Porter
21. "A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad." — Robert Wagner
22. "The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera." — Patrick Demarchelier


Instagram Captions For Dog's Birthday 

1. "We should all measure our age in dog years — there are way more birthdays!"
2. "The best therapist has fur and four legs."
3. "I plan to wish you a Happy Birthday every time I see you today, because you will probably forget that you just saw me."
4. "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!" — Dave Barry
5. "Happy Birthday to my best friend who loves me more than he/she loves himself/herself."
6. "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." — Roger Caras
7. "They say that the world needs more wagging and less barking, but you can do both for your birthday."
8. "Wag your tail if you are having a happy birthday. I thought so."
9. "I don't speak dog language but please accept this Woof WooF as meaning Happy Birthday."
10. "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail." — Kinky Friedman
11. "My dog is my heart."
12. "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." — Anatole France
13. "Cake for me and treats for you. Your birthday is going to be fun! Happy Birthday."
14. "You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you're in faster than you can think of." — Jill Abramson
15. "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies. It comes from the love that's in my dogs eyes."
16. "It's not what we have in our life, but who we have in our life that counts." — J.M. Laurence
17. "My job is to keep water in your dish. Your job is to be happy on your birthday."
18. "No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich." — Louis Sabin
19. "Bliss is the result of a silent conversation between me and my dog."
20. "If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am." — Charles Yu
21. "Before you, I had fewer reasons to be happy (and the house smelled better!) but happy birthday anyway." — Unknown
22. "Who gives you treats even when it isn't your birthday. That's right, I do. Yes I do."


Instagram Captions For Dog Playing In The Snow

1. "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -- Andrew A. Rooney
2. "Screw diamonds, my dog is my best friend."
3. "Pawsitively chilly."
4. "You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and [insert dog name]."
5. "Happy Howl-idays!"
6. "In good times or bad times my dog always lifts my spirits and brings joy to my heart."
7. "Thick coat made for snow playin' and warm huggin.'"
8. "Snow brings out the child in me and the puppy in him/her."
9. "A snow covered pup is my kind of aesthetic."
10. "People can tell how large your heart is by how you treat a dog."
11. "Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about dancing in the snow."
12. "My tail's froze, and my nose is froze and my ears are froze, and my toes are froze." -- 101 Dalmatians
13. "'Go play in the snow,' they said. 'It'll be fun,' they said." -- Unknown (for when your doggo is less than behaving)
14. "Merry Christmas and a woofy new year."
15. "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” -- Josh Billings
16. "When I needed a hand, I found your paw."
17. “Happiness is a warm puppy.” -- Charles Schulz
18. "If I trust you with my dog, I trust you with my life."
19. "Who needs hot chocolate for warmth? I just need my dog's snow-covered nose."
20.“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.” –- Fran Lebowitz
21. "'Love' is how excited your dog gets when you come home (oh, and when you go play in the snow)."
22. "Winter has been ruff this year."
23. "Bark! The herald angels sing."
24. "The snow unleashed our inner happiness."
25. "Santa Paws."
26. "May your days be hairy and bright."
27. "Oh Christmas Flea, Oh Christmas Flea! How lovely are thy scratching."
28. "Ho Ho Hound."
29. "Favorite Furiend."
30. "A pile of fur and snow and lots of love."


Instagram Captions For National Dog Day 

1. "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." -- Josh Billings
2. "My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet." -- Edith Wharton
3. "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -- Andy Rooney
4. "Every dog must have his day." -- Jonathan Swift
5. "They say money can't buy friends, but then you buy a dog." -- Jasmine Vaughn-Hall
6. "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail." -- Kinky Friedman
7. "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” -- Roger Caras
8. "It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk."
9. "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." -- Will Rogers
10. "Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame." -- Cynthia Heimel
11. "Acquiring a dog may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative." -- Mordecai Siegal
12. “If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am.” -- Charles Yu
13. “The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.” -- Stanley Coren
14. “Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us.” -- Ashly Lorenzana
15. "A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart” -- Judy Desmond


Instagram Captions For Your Dog's Costume

1. "Creep it real."
2. "That's just my resting witch face."
3. "Happy Howl-o-ween."
4. "Witch better have my candy."
5. "Don't make me get the flying monkeys." -- The Wizard of Oz
6. "Trick or treat, motherpupper."
7. "I feel pawsitively bootiful."
8. "Life's too short to wear boring clothes." -- Cushnie Et Ochs
9. #SquadGoals (because your dog is the only squad you need, am I right?)
10. "Ready to pawty."
11. "Fur-well, October! It's been fun."
12. "Let's get spooky."
13. "When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween."
14. "Say boo and scary on."
15. "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." --William Shakespeare
16. "Looking fur-ocious."
17. "Everything's better with a little magic."
18. "Don't I look fetching?"
19. "Life isn't perfect, but your outfit can be."
20. "Lock your windows, bolt the door, monster season's here once more." -- Rusty Fischer
21. "Trick or treat? Did you say treat?"
22. "Fashion, darling."
23. "Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us..." -- Tim Burton
24. "I think we all know who won the costume contest."
25. "As happy as a witch in a broom factory."
26. "Keep calm and say boo."
27. "Does all this fur make my butt look big?"
28. "It's just a bunch of hocus pocus." -- Hocus Pocus
29. "This is where the magic happens."
30. "I put a spell on you because your mine." -- The Animals
31. "Witch way to the treats?"
32. "There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight."