SICK Captions For Instagram

SICK Captions Instagram

  • A Stitch in Time
  • Band-aid Brigade
  • Boo Boos!
  • Broken Beagle
  • Bumps & Bruises
  • BURN BABY BURN
  • Down But Not Out
  • For my daughter - Jennifer
  • I wasn't prepared...
  • I'm Stuck on Band-aid
  • It Was an Accident
  • Itchy, Itchy, Chicken Pox
  • Life is Fragile, Handle With Care
  • Mommy Cried More than Me
  • Mommy’s Magic Kisses
  • My Baby's Boo Boo
  • Pink eye makes me feel blue
  • The Healing Touch
  • Time Heals all Wounds
  • Tough Break
  • You Keep Me In Stitches
  • " Please let me be. Please go away. I am NOT going to get up today!" from "I am NOT going to get up today!"
  • No news is good news
  • Only to the extent that we expose ourselves over and over to annihilation can that which is indestructible be found in us.
  • Runs With Decorative Scissors
  • This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you have left behind...let it be something good.
  • "What does not destroy me makes me stronger".
  • A mighty creature is a germ Though smaller than a pachyderm His childish pride he often pleases By giving people rare diseases And so if you friend feel infirm You probably contain a germ.
  • As a people, we have become obsessed with Health. There is something fundamentally, radically unhealthy about all this. We do not seem to be seeking more exuberance in living as much as staving off failure, putting off dying. We have lost all confidence in the human body.
  • Doctor! Doctor! I see dots. I think I've got the chicken spots
  • Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway
  • Everything that I love is gone, and I'm tired of hanging on.
  • Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay it's not the end.
  • Excuses are like belly buttons: eveyone has one and they ain't worth nothin'.
  • Extraordinary people survive under the most terrible circumstances and they become more extraordinary because of it. —Robertson Davies.
  • Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
  • He will take care of you.
  • Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  • I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this?
  • In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired
  • In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
  • Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
  • My body may be here, but my heart is at gym. (field, court, etc)
  • Our very infirmities help us unexpectedly
  • Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.
  • Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
  • Physical ills are the taxes laid upon this wretched life; some are taxed higher, and some lower, but all pay something.
  • Repeat to yourself the most comforting words of all: This, too, shall pass.
  • Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.
  • Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches.
  • Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Almond Joy has nuts, I won't.
  • The best six doctors anywhere And no one can deny it Are sunshine, water, rest, and air Exercise and diet. These six will gladly you attend If only you are willing Your mind they'll ease Your will they'll mend And charge you not a shilling.
  • The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter.
  • The greatest wealth is health.
  • The human spirit is stronger than anything that happens to it.
  • The I in illness is isolation, and the crucial letters in wellness are we.
  • The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience. Love moves the flesh, it pushes matter around.... Throughout history, "tender loving care" has uniformly been recognized as a valuable element in healing
  • There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it
  • To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
  • We never know the worth of water 'til the well runs dry.
  • When health is absent Wisdom cannot reveal itself, Art cannot become manifest, Strength cannot be executed, Wealth is useless, and Reason is powerless.
  • An apple a day helps keep the doctor away.
  • Any day above ground is a good day!!
  • Be changed and the world around you begins to change.
    - Gerald Epstein ( Doctor and pioneer in healing through mental imagery)
  • Be the one in a million
  • Bom, I'mb all duffed up! And I feeew terrwibbble! (picture of blowing nose and piles of Kleenex)
  • Does it hurt when you do that? Then don't do that. - Henny Youngman
  • Doctor Doctor, give me the news - Robert Palmer
  • Don't be part of the problem … be part of the cure! (cancer)
  • Do you get chicken pox from chicken?
  • Freckles and stripes
    Speckles and spots
    The nicest of creatures Love polka-dots
    (chicken-pox, measles, rash - picture on polka-dot paper or pictures of tigers, leopards, and zebras)
  • Feed a cold, Starve a fever
    (for kids) Cartoons for a cold and Curl up in Mom's arms for a fever
  • Hug a nurse … you'll heal better
  • I fought the law [of gravity] and the law won!!
    (slip and fall accident)
  • I need NIGHTQUILL! Stuffy, achy, pain, fever so you can rest medicine.
  • I run for your mother, your sister, your wife… I run for life!
    - Malissa Ethridge, breast cancer surviver
  • I've got What?
  • I've got spots in front of my eyes. (chicken pox measles - put wiith polka-dot paper or pictures of tigers, leopards, and zebras)
  • If love could have saved you, You would have lived forever.
  • "…death is not an ending, but a symbol of movement along the path upon which we are all traveling. As it may be painful to lose contact with the physical aspect of one we love, the spirit can never be lost. We have been and always will be a part of each other.
  • It's blowin'/tissue time!
  • A kiss will make it better
  • Laughter is an instant vacation from pain.
  • Laughter is the best medicine.
  • A little TOO wild I think
  • May the God of all comfort
    Give you special tender care
    May he draw you close beside him,
    And hear your loving prayer.
  • Mum never told me there'd be days like this!
  • My doctor says I'm in the early stages of Fossilization.
  • No farewell words were spoken, no time to say goodbye,
    you were gone before we knew it, and only God knows why.
  • A nurse is an Angel in comfy shoes.
  • See what having a good time gets you!
  • Someone told me to go out there and break a leg so I did!
  • SPOTS! SPOTS! They're everywhere!!! They are on more toes they are in my hair!!!
  • Those who think they have no time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. - Edward Stanley
  • We all need a hug now and again.
  • We are the CHAMPIANS!!
  • What's Up Doc? - Bugs Bunny
  • When memories last and carry on, A loved one is never truly gone.
  • When the heart grieves over what it has lost, The spirit needs to rejoice over what it has left. - Sufi saying
  • Would you feel better if I licked your face? (Caption with a picture of a Dog)
  • You are never far from thought and always close to heart.