PMSing Captions For Instagram

PMSing Captions Instagram

1. "No uterus, no opinion." — Rachel Green from Friends
2. "Sorry, I ovary-acted." — Unknown
3. "My uterus is really cramping my style." — Unknown
4. "Jokes about PMSing aren't funny. Period." — Unknown
5. "Anything you can do, I can do bleeding." — Unknown
6. "You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries." — Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation
7. "Lady things." — Unknown
8. "Red alert." — Unknown
9. "Just going with the flow." — Unknown
10. "Everything hurts and I'm dying." — Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation
11. "I am dead inside." — Michael Scott from The Office
12. "The PMS is real." — Unknown
13. "But I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow." — Mean Girls
14. "Of course! Yeah. I was uh, um Thigh Mega Tampon." — Phoebe from Friends
15. "Who runs the world? Girls." — BeyoncĂ©
16. "Females are strong as hell." — Unknown
17. "Girl power." — Unknown
18. "Ew, people." — Unknown
19. "It's an 'add to cart' kind of day!" — Unknown
20. "Is ugh an emotion?" — Unknown
21. "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." — Roseanne Barr
22. "I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry." — Andrea Portes
23. "Oh, bloody hell." — Unknown
24. "You, sir, are the human version of period cramps." — Unknown
25. "I'm sorry for the things I said when I was PMSing." — Unknown
26. "Prepare to meet Satan." — Unknown
27. "Can you please stop." — Unknown
28. "Uh huh, honey." — Unknown
29. "Chill out, babe." — Unknown
30. "Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed." — Gillian Flynn in Gone Girl
31. "It's a beautiful day to leave me alone." — Unknown
32. "I love my bed." — Unknown
33. "Woman up." — Unknown
34. "Nevertheless, she persisted." — Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell
35. "Fight like a girl." — Unknown
36. "Grow a pair." — Unknown
37. "I am a goddess. A glorious female warrior." — Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation