BIRTHDAY Captions Instagram

Take out the party caps. Smear the cake on the face. Pop the balloons. It’s birthday time so go right ahead.So you captured the precious birthday moments in your camera and now are ready to make your personalised birthday celebration photobook. Well we offer you the perfect birthday photobook captions. Read on to find the photo album titles ideas for your Birthday Party Photobook.

Birthday Captions Instagram

  • 1. "Go shawty, it's your birthday." — 50 Cent
  • 2. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling you to eat more cake." — Jo Brand
  • 3. "Life should not only be lived, it should be celebrated." — Osho
  • 4. "Today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again." — Eleanor Roosevelt
  • 5. "May the fork be with you." 
  • 6. "I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless." — James Broughton
  • 7. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
  • 8. "We age not by years, but by stories." — Maza-Dohta
  • 9. "Hugs, kisses, and a lot of birthday wishes."
  • 10. "On this day, a queen was born." 
  • 11. "Age and glasses of wine should never be counted." — Italian Proverb
  • 12. "Move over coffee, today is a day for champagne." 
  • 13. "Time to drink champagne and stand on tables." 
  • 14. "Gonna party like it's my birthday... cause it is." 
  • 15. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional." — Walt Disney
  • 16. "I'm just a whole year more incredibler."
  • 17. "Sassy since birth." 
  • 18. "Make it pop, like pink champagne." — Ariana Grande
  • 19. "I'm not getting older. I'm getting better." 
  • 20. "Make a wish." 
  • 21. "Here's to another year closer to velcro shoes."
  • 22. "Hey shawty, it's sherbert day." 
  • 23. "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to." — Lesly Gore
  • 24. "Old enough to know better but still young enough to get away with it."
  • 25. "Turn my birthday into a lifestyle." — Drake
  • 26. "You feta have a gouda birthday!"
  • 27. "Thank you mom for giving birth to me." 
  • 28. "Keep calm because I'm the birthday girl." 
  • 29. "Have a birthday party, they said. It will be fun, they said."
  • 30. "Happy birthday, dear self." 
  • 31. "I'm too young to be this old." 
  • 32. "Thanks to filters, I always look one year younger."
  • 33. "A simple celebration, a gathering of friend, here's wishing you great happiness and a joy that never ends."
  • 34. "Who said getting old meant looking old?"
  • 35. "Eating my cake and wearing it, too."
  • 36. "Blessed to see another year."
  • Birthday Blow-Out
  • A Splash of 16th Birthday Bash Memories
  • Happy Times - First Birthday Memories
  • A Happy Celebration - Birthday Celebration
  • Birthday Fun Captured
  • 18 Candles Memeories
  • Birthday Moments
  • A Reason to Celebrate
  • Blessing of Life
  • Cheers! It’s my Birthday
  • Eight is great!
  • It’s My Day!
  • It’s all about me!
  • New Year of Life!
  • My 5th Birthday Party Memories!
  • Party of Life
  • New Blessings
  • A Celebration of Life
  • A Cake for Me
  • Look!, Who’s One
  • Party Happy
  • Birthday Rock and Roll
  • My Birthday Book
  • Another Year of Milestone
  • Perfect Birthday Party
  • Birthday Mood
  • Enjoying my Birthday Party
  • It’s My Day Today
  • Fun in my House
  • Birthday Fun
  • A Cause for Celebration
  • Cheers! I’m Forever Young
  • It’s Party Time
  • Let’s Celebrate
  • Forever Young
  • Forever Blessed
  • My Birthday Ball
  • Another Great Year
  • Birthday Celebration Captured
  • Just two much
  • Three of a kind
  • Fantastic Forty
  • 24 and not 42
  • To be 16 again
  • Always 25
  • And He is one
  • Balloons and birthdays
  • Cakes and gifts and me
  • Birthday surprises
  • Just born
  • A blessed birthday
  • Perfect 10
  • Backward counting from 30
  • An year younger
  • Thrilling thirty-four
  • Non-stop party
  • Making a wish
  • Take a bow 42
  • Lights, camera, birthday
  • Goodbye older self
  • Hello wiser me
  • Happiest Birthday
  • Congratulations, celebrations and treats
  • Party has just begun
  • Year going, year coming
  • Birthday bumps and cake on face time
  • Happy, crazy, fun birthday
  • Birthday buddies on a roll
  • Birthevening and birthnight on birthday
  • 20 Again?
  • 29 And Holding
  • 39 And Holding
  • 30 And Still Holding
  • A Ball Of A Birthday
  • A Balloon Bouquet
  • A Cause For Celebration
  • A Perfect Ten
  • A Picture Perfect Birthday
  • A Pinch To Grow An Inch
  • A Pocket Full Of Birthday Wishes
  • A Royal Birthday
  • A Super Dee Dooper Birthday
  • All Mine?
  • And A Pinch To Grow An Inch
  • Another Candle On Your Cake?
  • Another Year Older...And Better
  • "Bear"ly One
  • Beary Special Birthday
  • Birthday Bash
  • Birthday Blow-Out
  • Birthday Blitz
  • Birthday Bounty
  • Birthday Boy
  • Birthday Girl
  • Birthday Time Again
  • Born To Party
  • Cake & Friends
  • Cake Decorating 101
  • Cheers
  • Choo Choo!___ Turns 2
  • Classified Antique
  • Clownin' Around
  • Clowning Around
  • Count Your Life By Smiles, Not Tears. Count Your Age By Friends, Not Years.
  • Does My Mom Know How To Throw A Party Or What
  • Fantastic Four
  • Fantastic Four I Wish For ________
  • For Me?
  • Forever 39
  • Forever Young
  • Friends And Family Everywhere, Does This Baby Even Care?
  • Fun To Be One
  • Happy Birthday Blues
  • Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen
  • Happy Birthday To You
  • Happy Happy Birthday
  • Have A Dino-mite Birthday
  • Having Fun Being One
  • He's Nifty At 50
  • Here's To You. No Matter How Old You Are, You Don't Look It.
  • Hip-Hip-Hooray
  • Hip Hip Hooray, It's My Birthday Today
  • Hooray For Birthdays
  • I Wish For...
  • Isn’t It Fun? ____ Is One
  • Isn't That Special
  • It's My Birthday And I'll Cry If I Want To
  • It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To
  • It's Party Time!
  • It's Thrilling To Be Three
  • It's Wonderful Being One!
  • Just What I Always Wanted
  • Let Me Eat Cake
  • Let’s Celebrate!
  • Let Them Eat Cake
  • Look At All These Presents, I Can Handle This
  • Look At Me...I'm Three!
  • Lordy, Lordy Look Who's 40
  • Nine Is Fine
  • Now I Am Six I'm Clever As Clever So I Think That I'll Be Six Now For Ever & Ever
  • Make A Wish
  • Oh Dear, Another Year
  • Once Over The Hill, You Pick Up Speed
  • One-derful
  • One Year Older And Cuter Too
  • One Year Older And Another Year Cuter
  • Our Birthdays Are Feathers In The Broad Wing Of Time
  • Over The Hill
  • Parties Are Wonderful!
  • Party Animal
  • Party Friends
  • Party Hearty
  • Party Time!
  • Present Time
  • Ready, Set, Blow!
  • Seven is Heaven
  • Seven Is Heaven, But Eight Is Great
  • Silly Sixes
  • Simply Seven
  • So Many Candles ... So Little Cake
  • Sweet Little Sixteen
  • The More Candles, The Bigger The Cake.
  • The More Candles, The Bigger The Wish.
  • Throw The Streamers And Blow The Horns! It's Time To Celebrate!
  • Terrific Twos
  • That's Mr. Old Fart To You
  • The Celebration Is On
  • The More Candles The Bigger The Wish
  • The Party's Here
  • There's No Time Like Presents
  • Thrilling Threes
  • Time For Cake
  • Today Is Your Day
  • Two-rific
  • We Morn The Passing Of Your Youth
  • We Need More Candles
  • You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better
  • Celebration Salutations
  • Hope your Birthday is the best it can bee
  • One year older and cuter too, Happy Birthday to you!!!
  • One year older my little one, life for you has just begun!

Instagram Captions For Birthday Cake


1. "Life is short, eat the cake." — Unknown
2. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to at more cake."
3. "Birthday cake calories don't count."
4. "All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." — George Harrison
5. "Let them eat cake." — Marie Antoinette
6. "A party without cake is just a meeting." — Julia Child
7. "Life's too short to say no to cake."
8. "A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand."
9. "How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake."
10. "Enjoy life and eat cake."
11. "Happiness is knowing there is cake in the oven."
12. "If there's a whisk, there's a way."
13. "It's cupcake o'clock."
14. "It's been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers."
15. "There is nothing a cupcake can't solve."
16. "If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right." — Lorelai GIlmore
17. "There's always room for cake."
18. "Keep calm and eat all the frosting."
19. "Cake: the breakfast of champions."
20. "Good cake isn't cheap, cheap cake isn't good."
21. "Got cake? 'Cause I can hook you up."
22. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not."
24. "Cake is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
25. "No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a slice of cake."
26. "I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere."
27. "Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people." — Audrey Hepburn
28. "If we are what we eat, well, I am pretty sweet."
29. "Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles."
30. "I want to be the girl with the most cake." — Hole
31. "There's nothing a cupcake can't solve."
32. "Whip it. Whip it good." — Devo
33. "Life is short. Eat the cake."
34. "Cake is for life, not just for birthdays."
35. "You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake."
36. "You can't buy happiness but you can buy cake and that's kind of the same thing."
37. "Cake is mostly air, right?"
38. "Yeah, abs are great... but have you tried cake?"
39. "I keep a fork in my purse, just in case cake happens."
40. "Pro tip: Keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting."

BIRTHDAY Picture Captions

  • (Child's name) is 4, watch him/her soar!
  • (child's name)is un"FOUR"gettable!
  • 21 and Having Fun
  • 21 Forever
  • 25 and ALIVE
  • 29 Again!
  • 30 And Flirty
  • 31 is flirty fun!
  • 39 Again!
  • 4 No More!
  • A ball of a birthday
  • A birthday is just the first day of another 365 day journey around the sun
  • A cause for a celebration
  • A Little Birdie Told Me...
  • A new ______ for me, because I'm 3!
  • A picture perfect birthday
  • A pocket full of birthday wishes
  • A Short but Sweet Wish
  • A SMASHING BIRTHDAY
  • A Spankin’ Good Time
  • A Special Gift
  • A time for cake
  • a true friend remembers your birthday but not your age
  • Aged to Perfection
  • Aged to Perfection
  • All Aboard the Birthday Express
  • And a pinch to grow an inch.
  • And Many More...
  • Another candle on your cake? well, that's no cause to pout. Be glad they you have strength enough to blow the darn thing out
  • Another year of collecting memories
  • another year older...and better
  • Being NINE is "D"vine
  • Birthday Bash
  • Birthday Bash
  • Birthday List 1. 58 rose- april 9 2. Auzzie Kaz- april 15 3. Betty -july 24 4. cat scrap-may9 5. Daxs -july 15 6. scrappin- oct.9 7. kazy cris- feb.21 8. splummer-april 4 9. sugarplum - nov. 24 10. Tikadawn- july 24
  • Birthday Yum Birthday Fun
  • Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live
  • Birthdays are ordinary days sprinkled with stardust.
  • Blow Out the Candles
  • Blow the candles, wish away, you're the superstar of the day
  • Born on the 3rd of July
  • Cheers
  • Chillin' With Chuck (Chuck-E-Cheese)
  • Classified Antique
  • Dancing Queen, Only Seventeen
  • Does my mom know how to throw a party, or what?
  • Double Digit Midget
  • Eating my cake, and wearing it too
  • Eight is great
  • Enjoy the celebration of you
  • Fabulous Birthday!
  • Fabulous Fifty Fabulous Fifteen
  • Feeling Festive!
  • Flirty 30
  • Fun at One
  • Hats Off TWO__name of child___________
  • Have Your Cake... and wear it too
  • Having Fun Being One
  • He's Keen, He's Mean, He's Thirteen
  • He's/She's 4, need I say more!
  • Hip, hip hooray...it's my birthday
  • Hooray for birthdays
  • I Can Have My Cake... and Eat It TOO!!!
  • I wish for…
  • I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow my candles out
  • I'm not 30, I'm 29.95
  • I'm taller, I'm smarter I'm SIX (age)
  • In dog years I'm dead
  • In the Blink of an Eye
  • It's all about ME!!
  • It's All About the Cake TWO Day
  • It's All About the Cake TWO Day
  • It's Great to be 8
  • it's my Birthday and I cry if I want too
  • It's My Day!
  • It's My Party!
  • It's time to be the big three
  • January Joy
  • Just what I've always wanted!
  • Lang Birthday Concert for Mary Lou with Martha
  • Let Me Eat Cake
  • Let them eat {birthday} cake
  • Let there be cake....!
  • Let's Have Fun 'Cause I'm Twenty-one!
  • Like a fine bottle of wine.... Aged to Perfection
  • little girl, big day
  • Look at all these presents, I can handle this
  • Look Who's Two
  • Look whose the dinosaur now
  • Lordy, Lordy Look who's Forty! Lordy, Lordy (name) is Forty!
  • Lying about your age is easier now that you sometimes forget what it is
  • Make A Wish!
  • nine is fine
  • No time like the presents
  • No Time Like The Presents!!
  • Now We Are Six [Title of a children's poem by A.A. Milne]
  • Oh dear, another year
  • Oh my she's 5
  • old as Dirt
  • Older, wiser and way more attractive!
  • On Cloud Nine
  • One-derful
  • Parties are wonderful
  • Party Friends
  • Party Hardy
  • Party Hearty
  • Party like a rock star
  • Party On
  • Party On!
  • Pinch to Grown an Inch
  • Ready, set, blow
  • Ribbon Rage
  • Scrap Happy Birthday (birthday scrapbooking party title)
  • Seven is heaven
  • Still Nifty at Fifty
  • Thank Heaven...I'm Seven!
  • The celebration is on.
  • The Dirty 30!
  • The more candles, the bigger the wish!
  • The more candles, the bigger the wish!
  • The Terrible* Terrific Two's (X-ed out*)
  • The Wonderful ONE
  • The Wonderful ONE
  • There He (she) Grows Again
  • Today is your day
  • Toys Toys Toys
  • Turning 10 is right up your alley
  • Turning one is a ton of fun!
  • We Gonna Party Like It's Your Birthday
  • We mourn the passing of our youth
  • We need more candles
  • We're Here for the Party!
  • What A Party Animal
  • What fun...Lainey's one!
  • when did my body start making all this noise?
  • Wish Big
  • Yahoo, Jack's Two!
  • you can walk and talk and now that you're two, it is so much fun to play with you
  • You Only Turn 21 Once!
  • You're just one-derful!!
  • you're not getting older, you're getting better
  • You're not over the hill. You're on top of it.
  • You're Stinkin' Seven
  • You're Two-riffic!!
  • Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese
  • There is still no cure for the common birthday.
  • You are only young once, after that you have to think of another excuse
  • (Note: You will need to customize these for gender!) JANUARY: "January (girls/boys) are a treasure, their warmth and kindness are beyond measure." FEBRUARY: "February (girls/boys) are so sincere, kind hearted, sweet and dear." MARCH: "March (girls/boys) are filled with courage, strong and wise they don't discourage." APRIL: "April (girls/boys) show they care, with gentle souls they are rare." MAY: "May (girls/boys) inspire us everyday, speaking joy in their special way." JUNE: "June (girls/boys) follow their hearts, dreaming big sets them apart." JULY: "July (girls/boys) embrace each day, celebrating life in every way." AUGUST: "August (girls/boys) are wise a...
  • ...Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it.
  • 50 IS THE NEW 20, AND DON'T FORGET IT....
  • A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
  • A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. ENJOY THE TRIP.
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
  • A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
  • Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
  • Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.
  • Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying you - and you are timeless!!
  • Age isn't important...unless you're CHEESE!
  • And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
  • Another candle on your cake? Well, that's no cause to pout. Be glad that you have strength enough To blow the damn thing out.
  • Another year of collecting memories
  • Being young isn't just for kids!
  • Birthday I've been banned from having birthdays A new rule has been made Signed ,sealed and delivered By the local Fire Brigade! They say that all those candles Would create such a blaze They'd have to come and put it out And stay around for days ! So, I guess I'll have to party Without the birthday cake, Perhaps I'll light one candle Just for old time's sake , Those firemen ! So fit and strong, Such handsome looking men - Whose birthday is it ,anyway ? Let's light them all again ! Copyright;Margaret Glendenning
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
  • Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
  • Birthdays are good for you. The statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
  • Birthdays are like baths... you have one once a year whether you need it or not!
  • Birthdays are like Boogers... the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
  • Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Birthdays are occasions for looking forward, to making of plans, dreaming dreams, and hoping they will come true.
  • Blow out the candles, wish away, you are the superstar of the day.
  • Count your blessings by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
  • Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
  • Don't just count your years, make your years count.
  • Each birthday is a new beginning, full of promise and opportunity and the chance to make dreams come true.
  • Each birthday is a new beginning, full of promise and opportunity and the chance to make dreams come true.
  • Each birthday wish I've ever made really does come true. Each year I wish I'd grow some more and every year I do!
  • Each birthday wish I've ever made Really does come true. Each year I wish I'll grow some more And every year I DO!
  • Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, "Grow, grow."
  • Everyone is the age of their heart.
  • Everything's been different All the day long, Lovely things have happened, Nothing has gone wrong. Nobody has scolded me, Everyone has smiled. Isn't it delicious To be a birthday child?
  • For years I wanted to be older, and now I am.
  • From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.
  • From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.
  • Gray hair is a glorious crown won by a righteous life.
  • Growing Old Is Mandatory... Growing Up Is Optional!
  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A GUY WHO'S SMART, CHARMING, AND ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS- AND I'D SAY SO EVEN IF I WEREN'T YOUR MOM"
  • Happy Birthday, little girl you're growing up so fast I wish these moments of our lives did not so quickly pass
  • HAPPY B’DAY May God Grant A Sunbeam 2 Warm U, A Moonbeam 2 Charm U, An Angel So Nothing Can Harm U, Laughter 2 Cheer U, And Whenever U Pray, Heaven 2 Hear U. Wish U A Very “Happy B’day”.
  • Having another birthday? Don’t worry…birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
  • Hooray! Hooray! You're finally FIVE. Bet you thought this day would never arrive.
  • How amazing that you're already ONE! What a precious person you've become.
  • I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
  • I'm over the hill but the climb was terrific!
  • It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
  • It is not the length of life, but depth of life.
  • It is not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.
  • It takes a long time to become young.
  • It's not how old you are, but how you are old.
  • learn from the past,look forward to the future,live for the PRESENTS
  • Life in not a matter of counting years, it's a matter of making years count.
  • Life is too short to be small.
  • life may not be a bowl of cherries, but you can make it a small bowl of cherrios
  • life may not be a bowl of cherries, but you can make it a small bowl of cherrios
  • Look at all these presents, I can handle this!
  • May the years ahead give you daily glimpses of His abundant grace and love
  • May you live all the days of your life.
  • Monday's child is fair of face; Tuesday's child is full of grace; Wednesday's child is on the go; Thursday's child if a joy to know; Friday's child is loving and giving; Saturday's child takes joy in living; but the child that is born on the Sabbath day is merry and blithe and bright and gay.
  • My heart is like a singing bird... Because the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me.
  • Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
  • Oh what fun "name" turns One!
  • Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
  • On your birthday, I'm wishing you something you've always given me...happiness, laughter and lots of love
  • On your birthday, I'm wishing you something you've always given me...happiness, laughter and lots of love
  • On your birthday stretch for a sunbeam... Reach for a star... Go for a beautiful dream... Pick out some wishes, no matter how far, or how hard to reach they may seem... Cherish some hopes that are dear to your heart... And as a new year comes in view, treasure and keep them and know from the start that this year you can make them come true!
  • OOPS! It slipped out of my mind! Happy Belated Birthday!
  • Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
  • Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
  • Queens never make bargains.
  • So many candles...so little cake
  • So many candles...so little cake
  • Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.
  • Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
  • The first hundred years are the hardest.
  • The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
  • The joy a birthday brings, comes from lots of special things, surprises, friends and loved ones near, the best of wishes filled with cheer.
  • The life given us by nature is short, but the memory of a life well spent is eternal.
  • The more candles the bigger the wish
  • The most amazing thing about turning THREE is your world's now filled with discoveries.
  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
  • The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
  • There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
  • There is no time like the - Presents!
  • There is still no cure for the common birthday.
  • Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
  • Today you are you,that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.
  • We are always the same age inside.
  • We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it
  • We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
  • What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
  • Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
  • Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
  • You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
  • You are only young once but you can be immature for a lifetime.
  • You can walk and talk and now that you're TWO, it's so much fun to play with you.
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  • You're aging like fine wine... getting complex and fruity!
  • You're not over the hill. You're on top of it.
  • You've grown so big that you're FOUR. You're not so little anymore.
  • Your presence is often the best present. ~ Dove Milk Chocolate wrapper
  • Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

BIRTHDAY Captions

  • 39 and holding
  • 49 is really just 7 squared.
  • Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
  • All of these presents are for me?
  • Another year older (put X over "older" and then write "BETTER" in the top)
  • At least you're not as old as this rock.
  • At my age, sometimes I stop to think, then I forget and have to start all over again
  • A ball of a birthday
  • Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
  • The best 10 years of a woman's life is between 39 and 40.
  • Birthday Bash/Blow-out/Blitz/Bounty
  • Birthday cake, candles, presents, streamers, party hats, horns, [the number of years], pick your favorite dinner or restaurant
  • Blow the candles, wish away. You're the superstar every/of-the day.
  • Count your age by friends not years. Count your life by smiles not tears.
  • Clownin' Around
  • Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL'
  • Forever 39 - Jack Benny
  • Forever Young
  • He's nifty at 50!
  • Headline News : [person's name] is [number] of years old!
  • Hot off the presses
  • I'm aging like a fine wine - I'm getting complex and full-bodied.
  • It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns
  • I'm having a SENIOR moment -- I'll be back soon. (I think!)
  • It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
  • It's Nifty to be 50
  • It's not the age it's the attitude!
  • I'm not old … I'm a vintage year.
  • Just what I always wanted.
  • Lordy, Lordy look who's 40!
  • March 14th is pie day (3.14…) (happens to be my birthday)
    Pie in the sky
    Pie a la mode (pie sign with ice cream on top)
    Easy as pie
    Cutie pie (the sign with red lipstick mark on it)
  • Maturity begins when we're content to be right about something without finding it necessary to prove that someone else is wrong. -Barbara Johnson
  • Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
  • The more candles the bigger the wish
  • My doctor says I'm in the early stages of Fossilization.
  • My get up and go has got up and went
  • [Name] is so sexy at 60
  • Oh Dear, Another Year
  • Once you're over the hill, you pick up speed.
  • One year older and another year cuter!
  • A picture perfect Birthday (camera and film die cuts)
  • A pocket full of birthday wishes
  • A royal birthday (castle / crown /princess/ king)
  • Senility Prayer
    Dear God,
    Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,
    The good fortune to run into the people I do like,
    And the eyesight to tell the difference.
  • So many candles - so little cake
  • Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry
  • That's Mr. Old Fart to you!
  • We should do this more often.
  • You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get OLD. - George Burns
  • You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller
  • You're like fine wine … aged to perfection.


Instagram Captions For 25th Birthday

1. “25 sittin' on 25 mill.” -- Drake
2. “25 the year to thrive.” 
3. “Make it pop like pink champagne.” -- Ariana Grande
4. “Cheers and beers to my 25 years.”
5. “Shine like gold, sparkle like glitter.” 
6. “Who says we have to grow up?” -- Walt Disney
7. “I'm not getting old, I'm getting better.” 
8. “It's perfectly okay and normal to not have your shit together at 25.” 
9. “Age is merely the number of years the world have been enjoying you.” 
10. “Do not grow old, no matter how long you live.” -- Albert Einstein
11. "On this day, a queen was born." 
12. “And I continued to grow until I was 25 years old.” -- Julius Erving
13. “And so the adventure begins.” 
14. “I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this age before.” 
15. “Gonna party like it's my birthday…'cause it is.” 
16. “Rollin' with my homies.” -- Coolio
17. “Let's do some 'we shouldn't be doing this' things.” 
18. “Cheers to pour drinks.” 
19. “You had me at merlot.” 
20. “Love, kisses, and birthday wishes.” 
21. “Till death do us party.” -- Adore Delan
22. “25… what a time to be alive.”
23. “Don't keep calm, it's my 25th birthday.”
24. “I make the moves up as I go.” -- Taylor Swift
25. “Be excellent to each other. And party on dudes.” -- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Instagram Captions For  21st Birthday

1."Today, a queen was born."
2. "21 and oh so fun." 
3. "Wanna see my I.D.?" 
4. "You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now." 
5. "Hakuna ma'vodka." 
6.  "Hit me with your best shot." -- Pat Benatar
7. "Now we sip champagne when we thirsty." -- Notorious B.I.G.
8. "Cheers and beers to my 21 years." 
9. "Turned my birthday into a lifestyle." -- Drake
10. "I doubt tequila is the answer, but it's worth a shot." 
11.  "RIP fake I.D." 
12. "Pitch-er perfect." 
13. "I.D. love a drink, thanks!" 
14. "There's a thirst time for everything." 
15. "Sip happens." 
16.  "Do you find me a-booze-ing?" 
17. "Being 21 is nothing to wine about." 
18. "The secret formula to happiness sure tastes a lot like tequila." 
19. "I've been drankin.'" -- Beyoncé
20. "In dog beers I've only had one."
21. "When life gives you lemons, grab tequila and salt."