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I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.

Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D

Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
Awesomeness ends with ME and Uglyness starts with you.

Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?

If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

Whatsapp status #20 Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.

If you dont live for something you'll die for nothing

Whatsapp status #30 A run begins the moment you forget you're running.

There are some things that just aren't meant to be changed. Your body is not one of them.

It never gets easier, you just get stronger.

You will get a lot more compliments for working out than sleeping in.

Don't let one bad day kill your confidence and progress.

Life is like exercise. The harder it is, the stronger you become.

Turn a setback into a comeback.

Change doesn't happen over night. Be patient.

A champion is someone who gets up when they can't.

You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.

Whatsapp status #40 There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is to turn around and say – watch me.

Do something today that your future self will thank you for.

This month's diet is next month's body.

A one hour workout is only 4% of your day. NO EXCUSES.

Destroy what destroys you.

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.

Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction.

The best day to start work is today. Tomorrow can turn into weeks, months or years.

I may not become perfect, but I sure as hell am going to come close.

On the other side of fear lies freedom.

Whatsapp status #50 It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.

Pain is temporary, pride is forever.

Fitness is not about being better than someone. Fitness is about being better than the person you were yesterday.

You must do what others don't, to achieve what others won't

The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.

When my mind 'shouts' STOP, my heart 'screams' NEVER .

If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got .

For every person who doubts you, tell you that you will fail, try twice as hard to prove them wrong.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you're an honest person is like expecting the bull not to charge you because you're a vegetarian.

Be proud, but never satisfied.

Whatsapp status #60 Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable

Second place is just a spot for the first looser .

Men shouldn't hide weakness, they should kill it .

The pain of today is the victory of tomorrow .

The worst thing you can be is average.

The only time Success comes before Work is in the dictionary

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

Winners Train, Losers Complain.

If you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success.

Whatsapp status #70 Character is who you are when no one's watching.

Pain is weakness leaving the body

You don't demand respect, you earn it.

Good is not enough if better is possible.

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories...

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)

Whatsapp status #80 I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)

Flirtationship : More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At class it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels.

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own.

Whatsapp status #90 It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we  are in love.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.

Whatsapp status #100 Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations.

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

You can disturb me….I’m available. :D

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)

I look at people sometimes and think ..... Really?? That's the sperm that won :)

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)

Friday is my second favorite F word.

For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.

Whatsapp status #110 Girls work on their looks but not their minds because  they know boys are stupid, not blind.

Only fools fall in love and I guess I'm one of them.

Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)

I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her. And Im that one guy.

I think I got a fever, a fever of you :)

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.

Whatsapp status #120 One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.

Live like a candle which burns itself but gives light to others.

Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.

We all have problems; the way we solve them is what makes us different.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror :D

Whatsapp status #130 Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't even bother to read what's inside.

Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!

People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on...

Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It".

We become what we think about.

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

Trying and Doing are two different things. When you try, you hope. When you do, you succeed.

Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)

Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.

Whatsapp status #140 My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.

It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.

The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

:) Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.

Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

I hate math but I love counting money.

There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

Whatsapp status #150 I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

The only people you need in life are the ones that need you in theirs.

Life is too short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on your head held high and a smile for everyone. (:

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry show life you have a thousand reasons to smile

If you are brave to say GOOD BYE, life will reward you with a new HELLO.

No matter how hard we try, sometimes life will never be perfect.

Time change Priority changes.

Don't judge someone's life until you've felt their pain

Whatsapp status #160 Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.

You can do anything, but not everything.

I need a Google in my mind and an antivirus in my heart.

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

If you fall. I’ll be there.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.

If you ain’t first, you are last.

Whatsapp status #170 Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.

We live too much in books and not enough in nature.

Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip,then we find sugar lying at the bottom .. that's life, sweetened but not stirred well.

Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.

I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.

If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.

A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.

You killed what was left of the good in me.

The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.

Whatsapp status #180 Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.

A fake smile can hide a million tears.

Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.

You can do anything but not everything.

A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I’m ok with a smile.

Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.

Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.

Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.

Whatsapp status #190 Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.

I don't have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can't handle.

I don't stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.

Nobody dies virgin cause  life F***s us all.

Love is all you need.

Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile

Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.

Different and New is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.”

Whatsapp status #200 HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal.

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p

Don't trust too much. Don't love too much. Don't hope too much. Because that too much can hurt you so much.

Girls with the prettiest smiles, Always seem to tell the saddest stories.

Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

Thinking about someone that just wont get out of my head but its all good because its making me smile.

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

amazing how people contact you when they need to use you

It's hard to trust another person after you've been betrayed by the ‘one' you trusted the most.

Whatsapp status #210 You may not always trust the people you love, but you can always love the people you trust.

Don't argue with stupid people, it only makes you look like the biggest idiot

Be the type of person you want to meet.

Never let anyone be your priority if you are only their option

You will always see what's wrong when you're right. But you will never see what's right when you're happy doing wrong.

I don't build up my walls to keep people out, I put them there to see who cares enough about me and will climb over to be with me

Remember..before you judge someone else for who or what they are, you'd best take a good hard look in the mirror..everyone is different and no one is perfect..

if you bight the hand that feeds you, don't cry when you don't get fed.

it's better to be disliked for who you are, than liked for who you pretend to be!

When considering someone's opinion: Do they pay my bills, put food on my table, or sleep in my bed? The more "no" answers u get, the less their opinion matters.

Whatsapp status #220 Failures are a part of life. If you don't fail, you don't learn. If you don't learn, you'll never change.

A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

Things are to be USED & People are to be LOVED, but the PROBLEM in today's world is that People are USED & Things are LOVED

When you love someone more than they deserve, you end up more hurt than you deserve.

Never give up on something if you think you can fight for it. REMEMBER: "its difficult to wait but it's more difficult when you regret."

Be yourself - some people will hate it - people who like it are your friends - people who love it are part of your soul

The most valuable places to be in the world~ are in someone's THOUGHTS, in someone's PRAYERS and in someone's HEART

A lot of the troubles in the world would disappear if we were talking to each other instead of about each other.

some battles have to be fought alone, some paths have to be walked alone, so never be emotionally attached to anyone, u never know when u'll have to walk alone!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, so don't live in history and don't live in mystery, live for today

Whatsapp status #230 It's not how big or how small you are, or how fat or thin you are, or even what you look like. It's personality and what's inside that counts

Beauty is not about the FAIREST SKIN. It's about the PUREST HEART.

People are not toys.. You can't just drop them when you get bored.

She can be your best friend, Worst enemy or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.

Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?

If a guy expects his girl to be an angel in his life, Then he should first create a heaven for her.

Don't be a woman that needs a man .... Be a woman a man needs.

A girl's heart is a ocean full of secrets. she wont ever let you swim in.

Love starts when you don't need it and ends when you need it the most.

If you have to convince someone you are right for them, Then maybe they are not right for you.

Whatsapp status #240 There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

I don’t make mistakes I just date them.

We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.

The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.

I can and I will. Watch me!!

My silence is just another word for my pain.

Whatsapp status #250 For some moments in life there are no words.

The worst mistakes in life are the ones you never learn from.

Friends are fake, Best Friends are only for a while, But Sisters are Forever and Real.

God puts people in your life for a reason and removes them from your life for a better reason.

Life Is not A MP3 Player Where We Can enjoy Our favorite songs But Life Is Like A FM radio We Have to Learn to enjoy What Ever comes.

Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.

Being single doesn't mean you're weak... It means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

Single? No, I am just in Relation ship with FREEDOM.

Single does not necessarily mean loneliness and to have a relationship does not always mean being happy.

Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don't have to worry about being disappointed.

Whatsapp status #260 Has changed their relationship status from "single" to "staying single"!!

Always hears "ur cute" and "ur so sweet" so what i'm good enough to be your friend but nothing more? be honest for once and tell me whats wrong w/ me...

May I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make. I am single&looking! I repeat I am single&looking! Thank you that is all!

Just because my status says I'm single, does NOT mean I'm looking! My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them!

I'm tired of hearing and Hates it when people say 'there's someone for everyone'

I'm not single because I don't get offers; I'm single because I won't settle for less than I deserve.

they ignore each other and look the other way. but, they both know deep down inside, that it wasn't supposed to end this way.

No one can tell me what to do, how to do it, or when to do it. I'm single, I can do what the hell I like now and it's great

I'm so thankful for all my friends who are "in a relationship.' Yeah, reminds me of how thankful I am to God that I am "Single"

Being single isn't all that bad. You can do anything what you want...sleep when you want...go anywhere you want when you want. What more could you want?!

Whatsapp status #270 I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine, I'm loving cloud nine, my head's in the sky, I'm feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels so right.

I just wish one person could prove me wrong and be different from all the rest. But that's as impossible as nailing jello to a tree

People need to realize that when other people want u to change they are not worth it so stay ur self and be proud of u and don't ever change u for someone else

Being single doesn't mean nobody wanted you. It means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.

I have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill.I have an empty spot for someone to take.

I want a Guy that makes me laugh everyday makes me smile and loves me for who i am Is that 2 much 2 ask for

I think that love isn't something you search for, it's something that just happens. So quit looking and let love come to you.

Yes i'm single a happy single and you're gonna have to be  damn awesome if you're gonna change it!

I'm single not because I don't pray for love. I'm single because I don't play around with love.

Whatsapp status #280 Sometimes i wish i wasn't single but then again being single is awesome

Single but not alone. Single and independent until found my equal.

Yes i'm single a happy single and now taking applications if u think Ur suitable 4 the job apply here lol

It seems true love and loyalty is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!!

Fall in love only when you're ready, not when you're lonely.

I'm Single. [I]t's Means: [S]tress [I]s [N]ow [G]one [L]ife is [E]asier

192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single!

Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.

If you're single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

Whatsapp status #290 Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.

I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt.

Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.

Men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)

If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

Heart is not a Dust Bin To Dump all The Worries! It's A Golden Jar To Collect Sweet Moments of Ur Life !

In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love

You don't need everything to enjoy life. You already have life to enjoy everything :)

If there are no ups and down in your life It means you are dead.

Life is too complicated, don't try to find answers Because, when you find answers, life changes the questions!

Whatsapp status #300 Every Test In Life Makes Us Bitter Or Better. Every Problem Comes To Make Us Or Break Us. Choice Is Ours, To Become Victim Or Victorious"

Wait for the one who will do anything to be your everything.

If you treat her the same way you treat others, How is she supposed to know that she is special to you?

When you want to give up remember why you started.

The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she's in your heart and on your mind.

Life is Rough so be Tough.

Defeat is not defeat unless accepted as a reality-in your own mind.

Don't complain about your life when you are the one who is handling it.

If you can laugh when you are completely broken, then  nothing can break you next time

If you don't ask the answer is always NO. IF you don't step forward you are always in the same place.

Whatsapp status #310 Every story has an end, but in life every ending is just a new beginning.

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

The greatest risk in life is not taking one.

Life is not about what I've done, what I should've done, what I could've done... it's about what I can do and what I will do.

Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.

Just because your life isn't like what you want it to be, doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by its breathtaking moments.

I'm not one in a million kind of person. I'm once in a lifetime kind of person.

Whatsapp status #320 Love can be demonstrated not defined.

Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.

Don't say you love me unless you mean it.

Love when you’re ready, not when you are lonely.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

“Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.

If a guy doesn't get jealous when you're with other guys, He doesn't honestly care about you.

Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a king. Treat her like a game and she will show you how it's played.

Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones that love them.

Whatsapp status #330 He thinks he's a player, But he doesn't know she's the coach.

The problem with  girls is that they fall for boys who gives them the sweetest words they never really mean.

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.

Never assume that someone loves you just because of their sweet behavior towards you. Sometimes you are just an option when they feel lonely.

Love has no limits.

The happier the time, the shorter it is.

When money, wealth and power become the meaning of life, life becomes meaningless.

Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.

I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, I'm not lying!

Whatsapp status #340 Everything is fair in Love and War.

Relationships are just like bubble gum: Sweet in the beginning but dull at the end.

If a boy wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.

When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.

I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.

Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

I love you even when I hate you.

A boy will never forget the girl he couldn't have. A girl will never forget the boy she should have had.

Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you

Whatsapp status #350 I usually don't get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.

Most guys want to be a girl's first. Smart guys want to be her last. Lucky guys get to be both.

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back asap.

Be the type of person you want to meet.

Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine?

I can't go a day without thinking about you.

The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.

A true love story nerve ends.

Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.

Whatsapp status #360 You think you're one of millions but you're one in a million to me.

I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.

I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.

True love has a habit of coming back.

A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.

I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.

The most precious gift you can give to someone is  your time and attention.

Touch her heart....not her body. Steal her attention...not her virginity. Make her smile....don't waste her tears.

We never get what we want. We never want what we get. We never have what we like. We never like what we have.

When you get attracted to someone, you realize what is Love but when that someone starts avoiding you, you realize what is life.

Whatsapp status #370 Never try to keep somebody by force in your life. If he feels good with you he won't ever leave you.

Don't wait for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone's life.

The first and the most important thing is to control yourself.

In order to overcome the difficulties of life Nature has gifted us with a family.

Life is truly beautiful only when there's a past tragedy in it.

The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

Yea I make mistakes, life doesn't come with instructions.

There's no such a pain nor suffering that cannot be weakened by time

A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Whatsapp status #380 The problem of being a good guy ... Its that the bad ones get the girls.

Girls are like internet domain names...... The ones I like are already taken.

Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.

Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.

I'm his first and last. He is my one and only.

I'm the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.

Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.

I'm a girl I'm allowed to change my mind every second.

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Whatsapp status #390 I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

"Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping."

Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.

There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle

There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in

If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!

If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.

Everything happens for a reason, so don't disappoint.

The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you're in Heaven.

Whatsapp status #400 Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.

The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.

Love is the whole history of a woman's life, it is but an episode in a man's.

If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.

Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.

Nobody can teach me who I am.

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

Whatsapp status #410 Life doesn't get easier you just get stronger.

If you can dream it you can do it.

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.

Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.

You only live once but you if do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.

Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I'm better off without you!

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

No teacher, professor or anyone else but a hungry stomach, an empty pocket & a Broken Heart can teach the most important lessons of LIFE!

Never beg people to stay against their will. Sometimes the gift of goodbye opens another door for you. Move on, and create the next chapter of your life.

Whatsapp status #420 Friendship rests on the pillar of love, care & trust. Have a strong pillar to have a beautiful life.

Don't let life change your goals, because achieving your goals can change your life.

Take a chance and don't ever look back.

The art of aging is in supporting the young; being a teacher for them, not an obstacle.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

Life is like the ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid, so be prepared.

Success is the best revenge for anything.

There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

You can't hire someone else to do your push-ups for you.

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.

Whatsapp status #430 The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.

Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.

Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.

It's hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'" when nothing's right.

One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.

People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.

Don't give up what you want most, for what you want now.

The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.

Happiness is not the absence of problems. It’s the ability to deal with them.

Whatsapp status #440 In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

Stop saying I wish start saying I will.

The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.

I've got nothing to do today but smile.

A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.

Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.

One day you're going to wake up and notice that you should've tried. I was worth the fight.

Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.

Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.

You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.

Whatsapp status #450 Don't wait for last judgment. It happened every day.

You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.

Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

The ones who say “you can't" and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that “you will".

One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now.

Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.

People who die by suicide don't want to end their live they want to end their pain.

No one has ever loved me, I was left behind. I only want one thing and one thing i want someone to love me like the way i would love them.

Loneliness is better than bad company.

We all get addicted to something that takes away the pain.

Whatsapp status #460 Just because we don't talk doesn't mean i don't think about you. I'm just trying to distance myself because i know i can't have you.

Most of the things you worry about never happen.

If you never get your heart broken you'll never learn to love.

Don't ever make a long term decision for your temporary emotions.

If your dreams dont scare you, dream bigger!

We are we repeatedly do

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere.

Greatest glory is not in never falling but rising every time we fall.

Good thing come to those who keep fighting.

I know all the rules, but the rules did not know ME

Whatsapp status #470 Pick your life, dont let it pick you.

Dear past, thanks for all the lessons. Dear future, i'm ready.

Life is not worth living until you have found something worth dying for.

The most important thing is never stop believing.

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

If you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.

A Relationship Status That Says 'It's Complicated' Just Means 'In A Relationship With A Psycho'

Your Intelligence Is My Common Sense.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! Damn Mosquito.

Whatsapp status #480 Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping On The Job... Slowly Raise Your Head And Say 'In Jesus' Name, Amen'

I Wait Online All Day To See Your Name Pop Up. Because Even If It's A 5 Min Conversation It Makes Me Smile.

Just When The Mind Found The Answers, The Heart Changed The Question..

Never Laugh At Your Girlfriend's Choices. You're One Of Them!

Facebook Is Like Jail. Sit And Waste Time, Write On Walls, And Get Poked By People You Don't Know.

I Am Nobody. Nobody's Perfect. Therefore, I Am Perfect

My Door Is Always Open, So You're Free To Leave Any Time.

If Money Growed On Trees Then Girls Wouldn't Mind Dating Monkeys

Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost Too

Whatsapp status #490 Girls Are Like Roads...The More Curves They Have More Dangerous They Are!

I Forgot To Pretend To Water My Fake Flowers

Money Is Directly Proportional To Happiness...

A Girl Proposed To Me. And I Said: ! ! 'Sorry, I Won`T Accept Your Proposal, But I Appreciate Your Selection...'!

My Computer Beat Me At Chess...But It Was No Match For Me At Wrestling!

Parents Always Teach Their Child's Not To Talk 2 Strangers,,,But the Funny Thing Is--- they Themselves Support Arrange Marriages

Coins Always Make Sound But Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So When Your Value Increase Keep Yourself Calm And Silent

Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.

Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you've got a hold of it, it slips away.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Whatsapp status #500 Life is like a rear view mirror that makes people appear closer than they actually are.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)

Destiny is a matter of choice, not a chance. It's not expected, but created

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Whatsapp status #510 Keep smiling – it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.

If it doesn’t fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

I Don't try to be Awesome. Awesome tries to be me.

I'm not crazy... I'm freaking awesome.

Whatsapp status #520 May be one day, if you are lucky, you'll be awesome as I am :)

Time for your daily reminder,..I'm awesome.. that's all. You may now continue with the rest of your day.

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

God is really creative, i mean...just look at me.

When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.


Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

Whatsapp status #530 People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong... But very very fun.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear

Whatsapp status #540 Beauty is power; a smile is its sword..

Love is not possible without sacrifice, and sacrifice is not possible without love

Love is when u have seen the best and the worst of someone,yet u still love them for what they have..

Sometimes you have to act like you don't care, even when you do.

You have no idea how much l like you. How much you make me smile, how much l love talking to you, or how much l wish you were here.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try....

Life becomes so much better when you decide not to care and just live for the moment and not let the drama bring you down.

You know you're in Love when you want to tell everyone about it, even if they haven't asked.

Happiness is when you suggest someone to listen to your favourite song and they also start falling for that song.

Whatsapp status #550 The Most Beautiful Smile Is When You Smile Because You Remembered Someone Special.

If you need me and there are one thousand steps between us, just take one step and i'll take nine hundred ninety-nine to be with you!

Group study is the best way... To ensure that none of your friends have studied either.

Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.

Life is like an ice-cream.... Enjoy it before it melts

Be a warrior not a worrier

You're either as beautiful or as ugly as you believe you are. You define your beauty. That's not a power anyone can have over you

The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.

Before people get to know me: OMG you're so shy and quiet..its so adorable... After they know me: Dear God, do you ever shut up?

I am not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis

Whatsapp status #560 Sometimes all you can do is smile, move on with your day, hold back the tears and pretend you're okay.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so that I can slap you 8 times at once.

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication

Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities

It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up.

Keep smiling and One Day Life ll b tired of upsetting U

Shy people r mostly misunderstood as d most innocent 1... But once u get 2 know them.. they can b as crazy as hell.. like ME

One day i caught myself smiling for no reason... then i realized i was thinking of you ..

If you fall in love... be ready for the tears..!!

Awesome Moment is when you Reading Someone's Status And You know that it's for you...!!‪

Whatsapp status #570 Some people accidentally walk on your feet & apologize. While, others walk all over your heart and don't even realize!!

The best hug is when you don't let her feet touch the ground.

Reality of life "When you give importance to people they think that you are always free But They don't understand that you make yourself available for them every time".

Cute relationship is... when someone is angry with you and says "I will never talk to you" And later comes back to you to just inform you: "I am still angry".

I couldn't tell you how much i love you not even if the sky were my paper and the ocean my ink.

I don't care how I look, I don't care how I act, as long as I can be happy with my life, i enjoy it.

Never ask why i love you just accept that i do because words simply cannot tell how much i love you.

true love is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to that person.

Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.

Once you realize you deserve better, letting go will be the best decision ever.!

Whatsapp status #580 The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go!

Girls need a moral support after their breakup and the moral support thinks that the girl genuinely cares for him.

Court- Innocent until proven Guilty. Relationship- Guilty until proven innocent.

The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!

If a girl compares herself with any other girl you're friend with, it certainly means she likes you

No matter how bad you sing, sing for her.. she'll smile :)

Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.

When I listen to old songs, the memories hit me.

The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

Money cant buy happiness but money will buy you a pretty good dog, now just watching my dog can make me happy.

Whatsapp status #590 My dog is my little soul mate. He's not just a dog, he's my best friend.

When you're happy .. You enjoy the music .. When you're sad ,, You understand the lyrics ..

Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful... Remember that.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world :-))

Sometimes music make us realize us how much we love that person

Sometimes the old songs I hear make my heart glow inside because they remind me of the good moments that are not happening anymore.

When I ask you to listen to a song, it's because the lyrics mean everything I'm trying to say to you.

People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to ".JPEG"

Whatsapp status #600 Never  make a decision when you are angry and never make a promise when you are happy.

 SMILE & TEARS Rarely they meet. but when they meet that will b the most Happiest Moment in the life.

Having you around can make the difference between heaven and hell. :)

I learned long ago to never trust anybody because I'd eventually get betrayed. Now I ask myself why I allowed myself to trust you.

There are no words to describe the anger and frustration that I am feeling right now.

You think that you have damaged me but really you just made me that much more stronger.. Thank You!!

My life, My choices, My problems, My mistakes, My lessons. Not your business, mind your own problems before you talk about mine.

I just don't care if anyone doesn't like me I wasn't put on earth to entertain everyone.

Anger is just one letter short of DANGER!!!

Everyone has the right to be angry but that doesn't give them the right to be cruel.

Whatsapp status #610 No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

Attitude Matters : Don't Say, "No One Likes Me..!!" Just Say, "There Is No One Like Me..!!"

I enjoy when people show ATTITUDE to me because it shows that they need an ATTITUDE to impress ME.

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

Good news is I'm smiling. Bad news is it's the kind of smile that people should fear.

I don't have an attitude!! I have a personality you can't handle!!!

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.

When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke. There's no point crying again and again for the same pain.

My door is always open so feel free to leave.

Whatsapp status #620 I am who i am today because of the choice i made yesterday.

Don't ask me for my opinion if you can't handle the truth. I'm not going to lie to make you feel better.

People who have High And Unnecessary attitude, deserves the Standing Ovation of my Tallest Finger.

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!!!

Two fundamentals of cool life - Walk like you are the king Or walk like you don't care ,who is the king.

If you want something go after it; don't wait for it to come to you because one day you'll regret all the days you spent waiting.


Don't Play With Me ! Because I know I Can PLAY Better Than You.

Some feels the Rain, Others just get Wet.

Anyone who thinks that the Sunshine is pure happiness, has never danced in the rain.

Why waste your time caring for people who don't even acknowledge your existence?

Whatsapp status #630 Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is WHO I AM and my attitude depends on WHO YOU ARE.

I'm not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS.

I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets, so that I can use it when my self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people.

People say I have a dirty mind, But I say its just creative!

If you want me to control my temper... You need to control your stupidity.

I Don't Like To Take Right Decision.. I Take Decisions And Make Them Right.

Those who like me... Raise your hands... And those who don't like me raise your Standards.

There is no market for your emotions, So never advertise your feelings, just display your attitude.

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best.

Attitudes have the power to lift us up or tear us down.

Whatsapp status #640 If you want to cry, use a tissue... not your status...!

Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you

People with high status don't need any status...

I AM WHAT I AM...your approval isn't needed and it wasn't never asked!

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

I don't insult people , I just describe them

Be a girl with a mind, a woman with an attitude, and a lady with class.

I'm sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts & inside jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before wasting my time again.

My sister is the sweetest little thing alive! Words can hardly describe my love for her, she is my best friend.

I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality

Whatsapp status #650 Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

Accept that you have lost, but never accept that you have failed.

5 things you can't recover in life; 1) A stone after its thrown. 2) A word after its said. 3) An occasion after its missed. 4) Time after its gone. 5) Trust after its lost.

Never lose yourself while trying to hold on to someone who doesn't care about losing you...

"I'm sorry" means nothing if you continue to do the same wrong over and over again.

Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because You can't convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana.

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you'll surely lose the person for lifetime.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.

Whatsapp status #660 Imagination is more important than knowledge.

It takes a strong person to say sorry and an even stronger person to forgive.

Sometimes we say things we don't mean. sometimes we hurt each other. but no matter what i will always love you...

Free your heart from any hatred. Free your mind from any worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

I never prove to be good enough.. For every one...! But I'm the best for them who understand me.

I'm nobody's second option. better you either CHOOSE me, or you lose me.

Don't make a boy fall for you if you have no intention of catching him.

I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring.

Sometimes, no matter how much faith we have, we lose people. But never forget them.

Whatsapp status #670 For comfortable journey of life, just reduce the luggage of desires...:-)

Don't waste your life trying to get back what was taken away.

I have promised to live my life as a revolution and not just a process of evolution.

The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.

I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business

Pearls don't lie on the sea shore. If you want one, you must dive for it.

If you're not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living.

Once you learn to be happy alone you won't tolerate anyone who can't make you just as happy.

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

I don't have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.

Whatsapp status #680 Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

If you are good at something, never do it for free

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, they are yours, if they dont, they never were

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

That awesome moment when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..

Whatsapp status #690 That Awesome Moment When You carry someone's baby & they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you.

The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. :-)

Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..!

That awesome moment when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you

The best way to be happy with someone is to learn to be happy alone. that way the company will be a matter of choice and not necessity.

The awesome moment when, you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidentally is the first one to LIKE that status..!

Awesome Feeling, Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended.

I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror down!!

When you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

When life puts you in tough situations don't say 'WHY ME?', just say 'TRY ME'.

Whatsapp status #700 Live Life to express not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt.

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

Distance means nothing when someone means everything.

That 'Awesome moment', when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you

They ignore you now, but they will need you later.

Honesty is the best gift you can give.

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.

Best conversations always happen late in the night. :)

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.

Whatsapp status #710 Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.

Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you

Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.

I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.

That awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh.

That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago

That awkward moment when you forgot to end the call on your mobile phone, now your crush knows what you're saying to your friends about them!

That awkward moment when you are single and all of your friends are in a relationship.

That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like you are talking to yourself..!

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on Facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out.

Whatsapp status #720 The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.

That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and yet she has NO idea how much worse they are than you.

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and then realize there is someone inside.

That awkward moment when you see one of your old best friends, but they hate you now.

That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password into your user name box.

That awkward moment when somebody is talking about you when you're right there.

The awkward moment when you want to talk with someone from your past, but you can't find a topic of discussion

That awkward moment when you remember something funny in your head and laugh to yourself then see everybody looking at you like you're crazy.

The awkward moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone, and then the next day they're best friends.

Inside beauty matters more then outside beauty.

Whatsapp status #730 Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life, but you behaviors decide who will stay in your life...

Real beauty is to be true to oneself. That's what makes me feel good.

Beauty is less important than quality.

Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationship.

To achieve something you've never had before, you must do something you've never done before.

I can't wait for the day I stop pretending that I'm really ok when I'm not.

I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.

Tell A Girl She's Beautiful, She'll believe it for a moment. Tell A Girl She's Ugly, She'll believe it for a life time..

My wishes are silent but true, Everywhere they will follow you.. Luck is yours, Wishes are mine.. I wish your present & future always shine..

I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too

Whatsapp status #740 Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world !

Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

The harder i fall, the higher i bounce.

I'm Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder !

Change your priorities, before u become an option :)

Behind every deleted Whatsapp account there is an untold story !

In a relationship, honesty & trust must exist. If they don't, there's no point of loving. So if you can't afford to be honest, stay single.

Great personality will always make you more attractive than someone who only has a great face.

A wise boy kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before he is left...

Let's walk together ..... Be together ...... Stay together and Grow old together.

Whatsapp status #750 Forever is a long time , But, I wouldnt mind spending it by your side.

Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^

Sometimes saying SORRY is the most difficult thing on earth But its the Cheapest thing to save the most expensive gift called Relationship.

I'm sorry i get jealous sometimes & overreact. It's only because There's A Bigger Chance Of ME Losing YOU Than You losing me.

My life was Complete But Now It's not I lost it all, Because I Fought. She made me alive Now I am dead.I admit I made a mistake Over stepping some boundaries.

From A to Z all that really matters is I and U.

Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored!

Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

The deeper your feelings, the harder they are to express.

Crying is women's way of winning by Duckworth Lewis method.

Whatsapp status #760 Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.

Silence is a girls loudest cry !

I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara !

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves only one !

Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.

To her, I'm invisible. but to me, she is all I can see !

I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.

Whatsapp status #770 I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice ;) :D

Anything with you means everything to me.

Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed !

The secret of the happiness is low expectations

I am a fish out of water without YOU!

Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)

If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in YOU.

I done what i like, i don't care what you think!

So glad to know that you're having fun, especially without me.

Find a way, not an excuse !

Whatsapp status #780 A smiling face doesn't mean a smiling heart !

God is not interested in your art but, your heart.

A girl is a mystery her heart is like an ocean full of secrets.

Rules are n't followed by me, i make themselves for ME !

Life is to Taste, not to Waste !

After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F...

Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.

Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.

I smile... Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

Whatsapp status #790 Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.

"370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.

How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.

Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !

OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.

If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.

Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

I don't have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty even without makeup.

Whatsapp status #800 Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.

Love is cute when it's new, but  beautiful when it true.

I want someone who says i love you every night and proves it everyday.

The game is not over because i have not won yet.

Bestfriend : the one u can get mad at only for a short time because u have important stuff totell them

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Don't play with me, I am better at it..

You taught me how to love but not how to stop.

There's only one thing I want to change about you .... Your Last Name :)

Whatsapp status #810 Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.

The best feeling in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone.

The Best feeling ever : Is when you have someone who cares only about you

Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don't want to argue with people who just don't want to understand!!!

Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.

You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

God was showing off when He created you.

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.

Whatsapp status #820 Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.

Don't TRUST too much , don't LOVE too much , don't CARE too much because that ' TOO MUCH ' will HURT you so much !

Don't cheat. If you're not happy just leave.

heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a girl that he loved.

I'm crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..

I'm not immature…i just know how to have fun.

I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.

Don't do homework save paper! :P

Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…

flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)

Whatsapp status #830 Girls relationship status: Mans are many but money is money

If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.

Treat me like a queen and i'll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i'll show you how its played.

When I ask you to listen a song, it's because the lyrics mean everything i'm trying to say to you…

Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b'coz on the inside it's often a different story.

I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.

When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. BOY: Mine ;)

I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

Whatsapp status #840 ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.

If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won't let me.

If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

Good relationship doesn't need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.

Whatsapp status #850 I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.

Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I'll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I'm begging it to be you.

Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!

Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me .

Whatsapp status #860 My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D

Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)

I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.

I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!

I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?

I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.

Whatsapp status #870 A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

A joy shared is a joy doubled. Love is being stupid together.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.

Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship  never.

Whatsapp status #880 If you have to think before spending money on anything, you're not rich enough

When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.

A joy shared is a joy doubled.

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love, this is the eternal rule.

The only limitations in life are the limitaions you put on yourself...

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion.

Destiny always answers your prayers, sometimes the answers just NO.

Whatsapp status #890 At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.

It's easier to find excuses than to find courage.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.

Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Love comfort like sunshine after storm.

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

Whatsapp status #900 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.'

Life is 10% of what happens to us and 90% of how we react to it.

Girls Theory "Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero & React DOUBLE"

There is no better friend then a Brother, and there is no better Brother than you.

The greatest gifts my parents ever gave me were my brother.

It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on.. someone to tell on!

A Brother Is 1 of Nicest thing you can Have, and one of the best things you can be..

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.

In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!

Whatsapp status #910 Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.

Life is journey. I am traveler.

Never too busy to be happy :-)

Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.

Girl's eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.

Two dangerous weapons in this world! Girl's SMILE and her TEARS! These things make a man to do anything.

When a girl is in LOVE, you can see it in her smile and when a boy is in LOVE, you can see it in his eyes.

When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she'll love it.

I wanna be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced.

Whatsapp status #920 You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.

Never go back to your EX. It's like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.

Good girls are those bad girls that never get caught.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

Don't worry if you're still single. God is looking at you right now saying, Im saving this girl for someone special.

Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, Girls

never give people permission to disrespect you.

Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

Whatsapp status #930 When a girl is silent, she's either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all of the above.

Too many lonely persons are worried about love and finding it. This is the time to find yourself, who you really are and what you want to be.

She loves me or not but I love her a lot.

This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one

Dear LOL and Hmm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D

Whatsapp status #940 I'm so glad you are in my life but i want to be more than friends

It's not that I'm afraid of telling you how I feel about you, I'm afraid of how you will react.

I want to ask you out but I can't find the right word's. And my confidence level is low.

FREE ADVICE: try not to fall for someone who isn't willing to catch you

I look at you...to see you looking at me... i just blush and look away

All I want is for you to tell me your fighting for me till my heart stops beating

I want to tell you how I feel but I don't want to wreck the friendship we already have.

Missing someone + No text from them = Worst feeling.

Life is like a roller coaster it has its ups n downs.. Its your choice to scream or to enjoy the ride.

The worst felling is pretending as if you don't care at all, When in reality that's all you can think of.

Whatsapp status #950 Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to be sad and get pain. But you can't make a rainbow without a little rain.

Don't sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there's nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.

If you want to see true love, you must go through the pain.

The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars and the selfish hide in high places.

I love rain!! The dark sky, thunder, and the smell! rainy days  make me happy!!!

Sometimes It's better to be alone...No one can hurt you.

The most painful goodbye's are those which were never said and never explained....

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in Everything. Your job is just to pump blood, So stick to it.

The Part that Hurts Me the Most, Is Knowing that I Once Had U And Then Lost U.

I don't depend on people any more because I'm tired of being disappointed.

Whatsapp status #960 Everyone thinks that "I m happy and fine" but look a li'l closer, u will see tears in my eyes.

One Of The Hardest Things In Life Is Having The Words In Your Heart That You Can Not Speak

It's sad how people become what they had promised they never will.

I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long, and then you start talking to me like nothing happened!

I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.

To achieve something you've never had before, you must do something you've never done before.

The worst feeling is when you smile at your crush, but they don't even acknowledge your existence...

Emptiness feels so heavy.

If someone breaks you as a person, don't worry! Someone else will help you heal. And then they'll break you too. Cruel world. Get used to it.

It's sad when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were

My smile doesn't always mean *I'm happy *.... sometimes it means *I can manage*..... and sometimes it just means *I am tired of crying*

Whatsapp status #970 Sometimes i want to die for a day and just watch and see who really cares.

I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.

I know life was never meant to be easy.. but i never thought it would be this hard.

Who lives in a glassy house should not throw stones to others.

Learn as if you will live forever, live as if you will die tomorrow.

Life is the most difficult exam. Many people fail b'coz they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.

Can't deny that I want you.

Sometimes all you ever want is someone to want and need you as much as you want and need them..

If the only thing that makes you happy is hurting someone.. then you really need to look in the mirror and get your happiness another way..

Never let the pain from your past punish your present and paralyze your future.

Whatsapp status #980 I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I only exist when you want something from me.

You don't really know what you have until it's gone..

I'm sad. No. I'm mad. No, wait... I don't know I just need a freaking hug..

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.

As I'm trying to make everyone else happy I'm making myself miserable in the process

Seven days without you makes me weak.

You don't really know what you have until it's gone..

Whatsapp status #990 I used to love you with all my heart, but now I tell myself I'm done. And then I look at you and tell myself I'm lying.

There are songs that can really make you sad and cry when you hear them. But it's actually not the song that makes you cry, it's the people behind the memories..

Just because my eyes don't tear doesn't mean my heart doesn't cry. And just because I come off strong, doesn't mean there's nothing wrong..

It hurts the most, when someone who made you feel special yesterday then makes you feel like you are the most unwanted person today.

My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.

I remember all those crazy things you said, you left them running through my head. You are always there, you are everywhere. But right now I wish you were here.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who is making you cry?

i lost the one who was not even mine she lost the one who was all only hers

The higher you climb on love's ladder, the harder you fall.

Whatsapp status #1000 It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.

What's the point in all this screaming, no one's listening anyway.

There's just some days when it all seems to be wrong and nothing feels right.

There are times when we must be hurt in order to grow, we must lose in order to gain, because some lessons in life are best learned through Pain!

Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine for a wound given by love.

One day, you will wake up realizing how much I mean to you. When that day comes, I might have woken up with someone else.

Never cry for anyone in your life, because those for you cry  don't deserve your tears and those who are deserving will never let you cry.

You hurt me more than I deserve, how can you be so cruel? I love you more than you deserve, why am I such a fool?

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like other part of my body is broken too.

Every Heart Has A Pain .. Only The Way Of Expression Is Different .. Some Hide It In Eyes While Some Hide In Their Smile.

Whatsapp status #1010 Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him.

I fell for you, but you didn't catch me.

Forget about me, erase me, dont even think back. Because one day when you wake up, you'll remember me and realize that you should have held on.

Life is like an exam I am determined to pass.

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.

Be a good person, But don't try to prove.

It is so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?

Whatsapp status #1020 Don't talk if you don't have any good thing to say.

The biggest mistake you'll ever make, are the risks you didn't take.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

The best feeling in the world is realizing you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed the most.

If others are jealous, you are doing something right.

You'll never realize the value of what you have, until what you have is no longer yours.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one...!

"Success" all depends on the second letter.

Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.

Whatsapp status #1030 You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.

I guess actions Speak Everything..... Not a whatsapp Status!!!

The winner of any argument is always the one with better English. :D

I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it.

Relationship now a days.... start with poking And... end with blocking :p :)

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook :-P

Dear Facebook..! Plz change your "What's on your mind" to "Copied..??...Now Paste Here"! :P

Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that.... i:e Facebook xD

Whatsapp status #1040 When Ever I see Your NaMe In My NotiFication I dun Know wHy a SMILE AutomatiCally ComeS On My Face

Dear Facebook... Every time I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her?" Is she your sister..??? :p

If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

How Stories Will Begin In The Future "Once Upon A Timeline..." :D

Awesome moment is when you reading someone's status and you know its for you.... :-)

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

I'd be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.

Advice to women: Date like a man and you'll never get hurt.

Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..

Whatsapp status #1050 If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we're done, ur deleted.

The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.

The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.

Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?

Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from age.

Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.

You can't buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;

Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

Whatsapp status #1060 We've solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.

When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'Desserts' :)

Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)

can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough

All i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)

Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Whatsapp status #1070 A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

The best mirror is an old friend.

Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

A beautiful friendship can change people.

Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.

I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing because your actions spoke the truth.

Trust is the foundation of love, if you don't have trust you don't have anything.

I don't trust anyone who talks bad about someone else to me, they probably talk behind my back too.

Trust is something very powerful as it can make a relation terrible or wonderful depending on the person you are trusting.

Trust. Such an easy word. Such an impossible quality.

Whatsapp status #1080 When I give you my time, I'm giving you a portion of my life that I will never get back. Please don't make me regret it.

Without communication there is no relationship. Without respect there is no LOVE. Without trust there is no reason to continue.

Trust: To give someone the complete authority to destroy you but at the same time being confident that person will never do it.

Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.

Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller with every mistake.

To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.

Don't make friends before understand and don't break friendship after misunderstanding.

A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

Trust is like a paper once it's crumpled it can't be perfect.

Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to fix.

Whatsapp status #1090 It hurts a lot when you trust someone blindly. And that someone proves that you are actually blind.

Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.

Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.

A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.

Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.

That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.

Whatsapp status #1100 A good friend helps you up when yo fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

Fake friends are around when they think you're cool. True friends are around even when they think you're fool.

Once best friends now strangers with memories.

A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Friends are the family you choose

If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.

Whatsapp status #1110 There may not be something between us to remember forever but there is something that will not make us forget each other, our friendship.

Your friendship to me means a lot to me.

You have been the best friend ever. Supporting and cheering me on. I hope I can reciprocate the kindness you have shown me all this time.

Friends are more expensive then diamonds because the diamond always have a price but friends are priceless.

Love is so strange. Sometimes it becomes reason to live life and sometimes to leave life.

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past are certain to miss the future.

Never say 'that wont happen to me', life has funny ways of proving us wrong.

Never do something permanently foolish just because you are temporarily upset.

Cute relationship is..... When someone is angry with you and says "i will never talk to you..." And later comes back to you to just inform you.. i am still angry....

If you lose a friend because you're honest,he wasn't a good friend..!!

Whatsapp status #1120 Your real friends aren't the ones you spend the most time with, but the ones you share the most memories with.

Friends are connected heart to heart. Distance and time can't break them apart.

Should I be happy that we're friends or sad bcoz thats all we will ever be?

I have benefits if anybody needs a friend :)

A fake friend calls when they need something. A real friend calls to ask if you're in need of something.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in just happiness.

True friend's silence hurts more than an enemy's rough words.

Fake friends treats you like a tree, they care as long as you give away fruits but once you stop, they fire your branches to cook those fruits you gave.

If you want to have real friend, the first step you have to do is to Be ONE.

New friends - They make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter and life a little better than before.

Whatsapp status #1130 Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hours.

Sometimes the best way to stay close to someone you love is being just a friend.

I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.

The more dependent you are on your friends to have a good time, the lonelier you are deep down inside. So be friends with 'yourself' first.!

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Whatsapp status #1140 There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.

I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

Nothing is more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.
Don’t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side 🙂
Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool. I am eating a sandwich…. You want those leftovers too?
you’re sorry ? that’s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.
Your profile picture is a car…..that’s cool I didn’t know you were a transformer
 can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..
Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that “cool” mood. “Like” you dont really care..
If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive.
You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That’s what I like about you.
The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.
My bank lets me send a text message and it’ll text back with my balance. ..It’s a cool feature but I didn’t think the ‘LOL’ was necessary.
Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful… Remember that.
Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!
Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA…
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
It’s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
*Walking around supermarket* *Don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs 🙂
Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
Yelling “You’re cool!” when you see somebody doing something stupid.
“FBI, Open the door!”… Uh… no … it’s cool when you break in.
Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.
Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”
“Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .
You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs
I’m the dude with cool attitude
Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
Silence is the best response to a fool.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
My life my rules. _|_
Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
Time is precious waste it wisely.
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
Cool Status for Whatsapp FB
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
Pople are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, Just noise..
Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…
I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..
I am Waiting for GF Message!
There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…
Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
I don’t care what people think or say about me!..
I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!
Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!
Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!
Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…
Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
I am not Spider man Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are…
I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..
People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…
Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…
Life is journey. I am traveller.
Life must go on
Never too busy to be happy
Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
A smile suits every kind of clothes
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.
Always trying to cool my self.
Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
Keep calm and enjoy life.
People with status don’t need status…
never give people permission to disrespect you….
life is simple if we are simple….
Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.
Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
Everyday is a second chance.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
You’re already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
God is really creative, I mean…just look at m!!!
I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realise my voice is worse than my problem.
When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
“F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.
When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
Down To Earth, But Still Above You.
Love Me – Hate My, I Just Don’t Care.
Only My Name Is Enough.
Your Intelligence Is My Common Sense.
I’d Rather Be Hated For Who I Am, Than Loved For Who I Am Not.
It’s Not An ATTITUDE It’s The Way I AM…
Respect Is For Those Who Deserve It. Not For Those Who DemandIt.
Before You Judge ME – Make Sure That You’re PERFECT.
Don’t Be The Same, Be Better!
Turn Your Problem Into Profit.
The Goal Is To Live Forever. The Goal Is To Create Something.
While Your Chasing Pokemon, I Am Chasing My Dreams.
Kill Them With Success And Bury Them With A Smile.
I Don’t Care What You Think! I Am Going To Make It!
I Will Not Quit Until I’m Living The Life I Once Dreamt Of.
Our Greatest Glory Is Not In Never Falling, But In Rising Every time We Fall.
You Don’t Get Paid For Having Ideas, You Get Paid For Making Them Happen.
Don’t Tell Your Dreams. Show Them!
Dream As If You’ll Live Forever. Live As If You’ll Die Today.
The Master Has Failed More Times Than The Beginner Has Ever Tried.
I Have To Be Successful. I Have A Lot Of People To Piss Off.
Hustle: Until Your Haters Ask If You Are Hiring.
Everyday Is A New Beginning, Take A Deep Breath And Start Again.
Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself…
Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.
Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.
I got less but I got best!
Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
If a hug tells you how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Work Until Your SIGNATURE Become An AUTOGRAPH
Work Until You Don’t Need To Introduce Yourself.
I Am Not PERFECT But I Am LIMITED Edition!
If Your BAD Than Call Me Your DAD!
I Don’t Have An Attitude Problem I Just Have A Personality You Can’t Handle!
It’s My LIFE So Keep Your NOSE Out Of It…
My SILENCE Is My ATTITUDE!
My ATTITUDE Is Based On How You TREAT Me!
My LIFE My RULE MY STYLE My ATTITUDE!
I Am A HOT Dude With A COOL Attitude…
Your Attitude May Hurt Me, But Mine Can Even KILL You.
Don’t STRESS Me, You Can’t IMPRESS Me…
Being ALONE Is My ATTITUDE!
Your ATTITUDE Is Like A PRICE Tag, It Shows How VALUABLE You Are…
I Am Who I Am Your Approval Isn’t Needed.
Don’t Take My Kindness As A Sign Of Weakness.
I Love Haters, You Keep Me Motivated.
Great Minds, Think Alone.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.
The road to success is always under construction.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Born to express not to impress.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.
When nothing goes right… Go left!
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
There are no winners in life… only survivors.
Without ME, it’s just AWESOME.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
That awkward moment when you realise that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”
I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Not always “Available”.. try your Luck..
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
Teaching your own mother how to use Whatsapp is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life… good luck!
Girls spend the first 10 years of their life playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
I used to play sports a lot. Until, recently I realised that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “Good-Bye!”
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The longer the title the less important the job.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…
Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
I’m the dude with cool attitude.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Yes, I’m smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
Silence is the best response to a fool.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine…
I don’t care what people think or say about me…
There are two type of people winner and loser, winner always working hard, losers always try to shortcut for win.
I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it!
I wish my parents were like Google… they should understand me even before I complete…
Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF…
People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
Totally available! Please disturb me!
Life must go on 🙂
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
Keep calm and enjoy life.
Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.
For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from sending messages on Whatsapp.
If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
I’m Not Special , I’m Just Limited Edition.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but at least I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it 🙂
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.
Friends are notes to life’s great songs. A melody that carries you along.
A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it.
I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
Good friends are like starts. You don’t always see them but you know they’re always there.
Fake friends believe in rumours. Real friends believe in you.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Every friendship doesn’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.
A beautiful friendship can change people.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I’m not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status…
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
Friends are the family you choose
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!

Things r beautiful if u love them.

If I could be anything, l would be ur tear, so l could be born in ur eye, live down ur cheek and die on ur lips...

You say it best when you say nothing at all!!

Sometimes, i want to meet myself from someone else's point of view!

Shit happens. Everyday. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.

Maturity is not when we start speaking big things. It is when we start understanding small things.

Sometimes I'ts better To be Alone.. Nobody Can Hurt You!

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

Last seen 1980! :D

Thinking holds what you feel, feeling drives what we think.

A friendship that can end never really began !

I dont have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.

A friend is someone who knows all abt u and accept u as u are.

Right‬ or ‪Wrong‬ doesn't ‪‎exist‬! When u have a ‪‎CONFIDENCE‬.

Life is Just a Journey.

New status for whatsapp facebook

Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.

I speak for what i see, I stand for what I Beileve. I strive for what i want.

When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces!!

World is small and life is short.. Spread smiles and share peace.

People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.

Life goes on with or without you!

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D

~ I am the circle, and the circle is me.

~ 24 Hours Online!

~ Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

~ Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status.

Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.

What is known in the heart doesn't always need to be uttered by Mouth.

Don't feel special. Some people keep your number in phone list just not to answer your call.

After all we all are stories in the end.

Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

New status latest quotes for whatsapp

~ Some People Change Your Life, Then Leave Without Explanation !!

~ The most eloquent silence, that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

~ Play the moments. Pause the memories. Stop the pain. Rewind the happiness.

~ I Miss you dearly my heart aches, My head is lost, I really miss you.

~ The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To Think That They Can Change The World Are The Ones Who Do.

~ Romantice are people that had never seen the other side of the things.

~ I think I might be falling for you. I love who you are and every little thing you do.

~ Life doesn't get easier u get stronger.

~ Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

~ Stop saying I wish start saying I will.

~ Love yourself love your day love your life.

~ Don't let a bad day make u feel u have a bad life.

~ I've got nothing to bo today but smile.

~ Life is to short to remove USB slowly.

~ Nobody can teach me who I am.

~ It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.

~ Sometimes it's not about missing someone. its wondering if they're missing you

~ You know how you don't want to miss them, but you want them to miss you

~ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

~ Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

~ If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

~ Dont talk if you dont have any good thing to say

~ A female can be your best friend and worst enemy. It all depends on how you treat her.

~ Remember, You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.

~ Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.

~ If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction.

~ I think of you in colours that don't exist.

~ Alone doesn't mean lonely, lonely doesn't have to be alone.

~ Beauty is power, a smile is its sword..

~ We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.

~ Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read.

~ Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

~ It might take awhile, but eventually you're going to find the good in goodbye.

~ When the past calls, let it go to voicemail.. it's got nothing new to say.

~ Play the moments. Pause the memories. Stop the pain. Rewind the happiness.

~ Romantice are people that had never seen the other side of the things.

~ The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To Think That They Can Change The World Are The Ones Who Do.

~ Love is not possible without sacrifice, and sacrifice is not possible without love.

~ Love is when u have seen the best and the worst of sam1,yet u still love them for what they have..

~ True love doesan't have a happy ending. It has NO ending.

~ Call me crazy, but I'm madly in love with you and this won't go away for a while, so get use to it..

new status quotes for whatsapp fb

Sometimes you have to act like you don't care, even when you do.

You have no idea how much l like you. How much you make me smile, how much l love talking to you, or how much l wish you were here.

Guys who run girl's account on Facebook are the ones who secretly buy barbie and comb its hair.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Mujhe teri mohabbat ko sahara mil gaya hota.. agar tufan nahi aata kinara mil gaya hota...

Pluviophile: a lover of rain, someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days.

Aarju honi chahiye dill me kise ko yad karne ki.. Lamhe toh apne ap he miljate he dost

Baharo phool barshao mera mehboob aya hain..

Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie...

They say what goes around comes around, passed a packet of chips and never came back.

Duniya main sirf 2 Chize Mashoor Hai, tere bhai ka Style, aur teri bhabhi ki smile.

Thanks to the words 'dude' 'bro' and 'man' I haven't said my best friends name in 10 years.

Tu hi ye mujhko bata de.. chahu main ya na..

Ye zami ruk jaye, Ye aasma tam jaye, Jab tere chara samn aaye.

If you make a boy laugh, He likes you. But if you make a boy cry, He loves you.

Bahut gurur tha sbko apni daulat pe.. zara sa zameen kya hili sb aukat me aa gye..

~ I told my parents I had my eye on a bike for my birthday. They told me to keep my eye on it because my arse won't be on it.

~ Finding friends that have the same mental disorder as you.

~ It can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text.

~ Sometimes it is painful to see that the people most appreciate is a false.

~ Girls with open messy hair, chubby cheeks, a dimple and spectacles.. Aww you look so cute.!

~ Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell !

~ Make your nature simple, the time will not be wasted.

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try....

~ When a girl says 'dont worry about it' you better fucking worry about it.

~ You can't change how people feel about you. so don't try.. Just live your life and be happy

~ We both belong to each other, nature and myself.

~ Life becomes so much better when you decide not to care and just live for the moment and not let the drama bring you down.

~ Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

~ Nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.

~ You know you're in Love when you want to tell everyone about it, even if they haven't asked.

~ Happiness is when you suggest someone to listen to your favourite song and they also start falling for that song. Yeaaahhh

~ The Most Beautiful Smile Is When You Smile Because You Remembered Someone Special.

~ If you need me and there are one thousand steps between us, just take one step and i'll take nine hundred ninety-nine to be with you!!

~ Jab koi ladki khud se 'Hi' bheje to.. Samaj lena us ladki ka timepass nahi ho raha hai...!!

~ That weird feeling when someone you barely know introduce you as a close friend.

~ Group study is the best way... To ensure that none of your friends have studied either.

~ Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.

~ Life is like an ice-cream.... Enjoy it before it melts

~ My definition of a clean room is a clear path from my door to my bed

~ You don't know the struggle if you don't have parents that turn off the WiFi every night

~ I've seen you at your worst and I still think you're the best

~ Shortest horror story: Monday

~ When your past calls, don't answer.It has nothing new to say

~ Be a warrior not a worrier

~ 2 reasons why a guy doesn't text you back: 1. He has a girlfriend.... 2. You are his girlfriend.

~ You're either as beautiful or as ugly as you believe you are. You define your beauty. That's not a power anyone can have over you

~ We're all mature until someone pulls out the bubble wrap.

~ Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody.

~ Your smile is literally the cutest thing I've ever seen.

~ The awkward moment when you walk out of your room in your pajamas and there's a guest in your house.

~ The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.

~ The amount of energy a girl uses to brush her hair every minute is enough to generate electricity for few villages.

~ Before people get to know me: OMG you're so shy and quiet.. its so adorable... After they know me: Dear God, do you ever shut up?

~ When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a girl's hair, make sure you're wearing something bulletproof..

~ I am not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis

~ Last night my boyfriend and I got into a fight & I told him to get what's his and leave. He picked me up and walked out the door. I really love him.

~ Some cheesy couples be like.. 'aaj heart shaped shit huyi baby.. tumhari yaad aa gayi..!!'

~ I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I'm doing something and thinks I'm pretty.Because I do that all the time to people.

~ No girl feels beautiful until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is ^_^

~ Sometimes all you can do is smile, move on with your day, hold back the tears and pretend you're okay.

~ I wonder if I am anyone's crush.

~ Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so that I can slap you 8 times at once.

~ Me: I'm finally happy. Life: Lol, wait a sec!!

~ Some women are lost in the fire.Some women are built from it.

~ It doesn't matter who hurt you, or broke you down,what matters is who made you smile again.

~ Say what you mean, mean what you say

Ladki ki hasi... aur kutte ki khaamoshi par kabhi bharosa nahi karna.

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication

You know what friendss ur polite nature to others always hurts you.

Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities

It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up.

Keep smiling nd ONe DaY Life ll b tired of upsetting U

Shy ppl r mstly misundrstud as d mst innocent 1... Bt once u get 2 knw dem.. Dey cn b as crazy as heLL.. LYK ME

One day i caught myself smiling for no reason... then i realized i was thinking of you ..

If you fall in love... be ready for the tears..!!

Akele ham hi shamil nahi hai is jurm mai janab, Najar jab mili thi to muskuraye aap bhi the..

Hum indians ke pas har cheez ka solution hai!! bas problem dusaro ki honi chahiye..!!!!

GOLDEN WORDS: Second chance Is rare, if u get once try to make most of it..

I'm A Far Better Kisser Than Emraan Hashmi, But Not Getting Chance To Prove It.!!

Mine is- Never trust on girls coz they didn't care any boy

BROKEN HEART: When i think about d people who really mean a lot to me, my thought alwayz turn to u.

Love is when u have seen the best and the worst of sam1, yet u still love them for what they have..

You're in love. That makes you actually kind of boring to people who aren't in love.

Awesome Moment is when you Readong Someone's Status And You know that it's for you...!!‪

Some people accidentally walk on your feet & apologize. While, others walk all over your heart and don't even realize!!

The best hug is when you don't let her feet touch the ground.

Reality of life "When you give importance to people they think that you are always free But They don't understand that you make yourself available for them every time".

Cute relationship is... when someone is angry with you and says "I will never talk to you" And later comes back to you to just inform you: "I am still angry".

I couldn't tell you how much i love you not even if the sky were my paper and the ocean my ink.

I don't care how I look, I don't care how I act, as long as I can be happy with my life, i enjoy it.

Love is the only thing that we can carry with us when we go, and it makes the end so easy.

True love doesan't have a happy ending. It has NO ending. <3

LOVE is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to that person.

Never ask why i love you just accept that i do because words simply cannot tell how much i love you.

Before people get to know me: OMG you're so shy and quiet..its so adorable... After they know me: Dear God, do you ever shut up?

Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.

If someone hates you for no reason, then give them a reason ;)

Say what you feel. It's not being rude, it's called being real

When your ex says: You'll never find anyone like me.... Just smile and reply: that’s the point.

Once you realize you deserve better, letting go will be the best decision ever.!

The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go!

Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever... Can't talk, wife around

Relationship Status: Waiting For Sabar ka Meetha Phal ('._.)

Maine to tere naa mein bhi dhundh li apni khushi..

I need a course in "how to talk to relative for more than 40 seconds"

Love is like a Heaven... but... Hurt is like a HELL

Hum the jink sahare.. wo hue na humare ...

There are two types of friends: Yaar sunn- Haan bol, Yaar sunn- Haan Bhok

Kuch bhi bano... par pehle insaan bano

E-sardi... etni bedardi

Ye Wafa ka nahi... WiFi ka zamana hai

Girls need a moral support after their breakup and the moral support thinks that the girl genuinely cares for him.

Neend aankh band karne se nai, wifi band karne se aati hai Good Night

Court- Innocent until proven Guilty. Relationship- Guilty until proven innocent.

The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!

Maturity is knowing that most people around us are pieces of shit and having the courage to deal with them anyway.

If a girl compares herself with any other girl you're friend with, it certainly means she likes you

People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to ".JPEG"

I am hopeful that one day my accidental starring would make you fall in love.

Some people make me want to gift them a t-shirt. Which reads, "My parents send their apologies to the world"!

Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.

May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I don't always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

I don't want to earn my living, I want to live.

Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.

I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.

Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand.

I still miss him, I miss him, I'm missing him.

The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.

Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.

When I drink alcohol.. Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.

Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Those who say money can't buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a 'lol' at the end of it.

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.

That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..

That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song :)

That Awesome Moment When You carry someone's baby & they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you.

The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. :-)

Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! :-)

That awesome moment, when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you :D

That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. :-D

Awesome Feeling, Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. ^_^

That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-

That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders :D ;)

An awesome moment: when you update your status with somebody in your mind and that person like your status first.

That 'Awesome moment', when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you :-)

Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.

If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up

Honesty is the best gift you can give.

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..

I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.

Best conversations always happen late in the night. :)

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.

Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.

Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you

Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.

They say "don't drink and drive". Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".

It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" No. "Stand up".

The awesome moment, when, you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidently is the first one to LIKE that status..!! :-)

The Awsome moment.. When u r telling A Joke but can't finish it Because Your laughng too hard.. Then friend says: Dekh Pehly hans ley ya bol ley :P

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

Emptiness feels so heavy.

I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :D

I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too !

Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world !

Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers :-/

You're much happier when you just don't give a f*ck.

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

Salary is the SI unit of "Aukaat" in India -_-

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with!

I'm Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder !

Change your priorities, before u become an option :)

Behind every deleted Whatsapp account there is an untold story !

I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!

Hey Police, arrest her, She murdered me with her killer smile.

While you're ignoring Me, someone else is begging for My attention.

If you earn your bread well many people will come to apply butter.

Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored!

Everytime i drink i get awesome :-)

Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

The deeper your feelings, the harder they are to express.

Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It"

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P

I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive :P

Try selling your EGO on OLX, you will realize its not even worth a penny !

Crying is women's way of winning by Duckworth Lewis method. :D

Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

Falling in love is like the rain ... It's unpredictable!

I don't insult people , I just describe them !

love is being stupid together :-)

Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone !

A girl who CRY, Is a girl who CARES :')

I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :-/

I'm an angel with an attitude :-)

Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever !

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I am not happy without you :(

With women the heart argues, not the mind.

Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.

Relations are not exams so why cheat ? :(

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem ;-)

Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell. :(

Silence is a girls loudest cry ! :'(

Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries :)

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara !

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)

Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.

To her, I'm invisible. but to me, she is all I can see !

I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.

When I miss you, I read our old messages. :')

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

I don't need to explain myself, I know I'm right.

I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice ;) :D

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Anything with you means everything to me.

Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

No fake people required when I have some real ones in my life !

Don't be afraid to make mistakes.

There is nothing more amazing but women's brain !

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Relax we're all crazy it's not a competition !

Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed !

Save water drink beer.

I'm jealous of my parents.. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs !

I don't need to dream, I got you!

Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.

I am a fish out of water without YOU!

Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)

If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in YOU.

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

I done what i like, i don't care what you think?

So glad to know that you're having fun, especially without me.

I'm only selfish when it comes to you.

I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.

Anger is temporary madness.

If you don't care, Stop talking about it !

Find a way, not an excuse !

A smiling face doesn't mean a smiling heart !

See you in another life ;)

It's not my attitude it's my style !

God is not interested in your art but, your heart.

I am in a relationship with studies and it's complicated. :D

(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China :D

A girl's heart is like an ocean full of secrets.

If you can dream it, you can achieve it.

Give me my heart back!

Everybody's online, except the one you actually want.

Kiss me until I fall a sleep.

Status is coming soon :D

Rules are n't followed by me, i make themselves for ME !

Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.

I always advise people never to give advice.

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

Take it easy - But take it !

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

My heart told me it's definitely you !

Life is to Taste, not to Waste !

An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan't able to find you.

I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.

After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F...

Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.

Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.

Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.

Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

If you don't care, stop talking about it.

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

Attitude is like underwear Don't show it just wore it !

My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?

Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

I don't insult people, I just describe them.

I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !

I smile... Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.

"370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.

How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.

Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !

OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.

God is really creative, I mean... just look at me !

I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.

If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.

I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!

Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P

I don't have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.

Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I don't have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.

My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D

Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. ;)

Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

Don't play stupid with me, I am better at it..

I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.

Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don't want to argue with people who just don't want to understand!!!

I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.

There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !

I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.

Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

God was showing off when He created you.

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.

Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.

Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D

Don't TRUST too much , don't LOVE too much , don't CARE too much because that ' TOO MUCH ' will HURT you so much !

Don't cheat. If you're not happy just leave.

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P

Girl's eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.

Never apologize for being you.

You don't need to like me I'm not Facebook..

I'm crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..

I'm not immature…i just know how to have fun.

I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode..

YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school...

Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..

Be yourself! You're not born to impress any one..

It's better living in the zoo than living with you..

When words fail, tears speak..

No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.

Don't do homework save paper! :P

I'm a good boy with bad habits :P

89. Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…

flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)

Mans are many but money is money :D

She takes your hand, I die a little… :(

I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.

I don't hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

Treat me like a queen and i'll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i'll show you how its played.

When I ask you to listen a song, it's because the lyrics mean everything i'm trying to say to you…

Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b'coz on the inside it's often a different story.

I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.

When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)

The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever

I don't trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

My first name and your last name would sound great together.

I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn't want to study :)

I feel like a Indiana Jones, b'coz you are the treasure I am looking for.

ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.

People need to lose the attitudes today b'coz I am NOT in the mood.

I am not scared of dying, I just don't want to!

History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

I'm not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

It's funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

I'm a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I'll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won't let me.

I won't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P

Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..

My life is open book but i don't allow everyone to read it.

Warning, it's not safe to talk to me at the moment..

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

Good relationship doesn't need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.

What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)

I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.

You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.

If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.

I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?

Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.

Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I'll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I'm begging it to be you.

I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…

Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!

Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me .

My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

Hey there! be there.

I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!!

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

Person you love is 72.8% water.

My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D

Can't WhatsApp, only calls !

Hey there! I am using Hamam soap !

Cant walk... vehicles only..!

Stop ! Status under construction :D

Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!

Hey WhatsApp, I'm using you!

If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!

Space available for advertisement.:-p

I learn from the mistakes of others......to whom I have given advice to.

Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)

the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P

Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow!

(bell symbol) Engineering

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D

Hey there! You're using WhatsApp!

I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Of course I'm not perfect; there's a crack in my ass!

When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D

I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.

I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.

I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.

Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.

Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!

Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!

Read books instead of reading my status!

Available when get WiFi Network !!

Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/

I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!

I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?

Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance :D

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Hey there! I'm using cocaine :D

I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!

Yes, I m single, & You've to be damn beautiful to change it. ;)

Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities

If you have to think before spending money on anything, you're not rich enough

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

"My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants."

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

A smile is a light in the window of your face to show your heart is at home.

"I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right - shame on you!"

"Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change."

"Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech."

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."

A faithful friend is the medicine of life.

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

There isn't a person anywhere who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can.

Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.

I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.

He who cannot love must learn to flatter.

A time to love, and a time to hate, a time of war, and a time of peace.

Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws, or your rejection of the natural laws.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.

I love to do the things the censors won't pass.

Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.

Love is a great beautifier.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.

Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Don't forget to love yourself.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Life is a flower of which love is the honey.

Love hath made thee a tame snake.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age

Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - never.

Live your life and forget your age.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.

Love does not dominate, it cultivates.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

All you need is love.

Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.

Life is nothing without friendship.

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

That man never grows old who keeps a child in his heart.

I believe that love cannot be bought except with love.

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

I am totally in the hands of the Lord.

Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.

Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.

I drink therefore I am

History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.

Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.

Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay Love isn't love until you give it away.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

The wisest man is he who does not fancy that he is so at all.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love, it is the prerogative of the brave.

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.

Though an old man I am but a young gardener.

Affliction is often that thing which prepares an ordinary person for some sort of an extraordinary destiny.

Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself.

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.

Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.

A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!

A joy shared is a joy doubled.

Love is being stupid together.

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love, this is the eternal rule.

The only limitations in life are the limitaions you put on yourself...

The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.

Don't take life to seriously because you'll never get out alive

We must become the change we want to see.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

It is better to wear out than to rust out.

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart.

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

It takes a long time to grow young.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion.

Hatred can be overcome only by love.

As soon go kindle fire with snow As seek to quench the fire of love with words.

Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do . . . but how much love we put in that action.

Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

All would live long, but none would be old.

To be challenged is invitable to be defeated is optional. ...

Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not, old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.

All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.

Action should culminate in wisdom.

Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

God always answers your prayers, sometimes the answers just NO.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend.

Aging is not 'lost youth' but a new stage of opportunity and strength.

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

All men, even the most surly are influenced by affection.

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Love conquers all things

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

Friendship's the wine of life.

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.

Ignorance is a characteristic amongst many, while wisdom is a virtue to few.

It's easier to find excuses than to find courage. ...

Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?

Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other

A pair of star-crossed lovers.

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. -

Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.

Do all things with love.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Love gives itself, it is not bought.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.

I want to die young at a ripe old age.

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - to all of life's problems.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

To remain young while growing old is the highest blessing.

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Love comfort like sunshine after rain.

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.'

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.

For God's sake hold your tongue, and let me love.

Celebrate all the things you don't like about yourself - love yourself.

The stone that the builder refused, will always be the head cornerstone.

Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.

Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Friends are the sunshine of life.

Be yourself, who else is better qualified?

You more often recognize your inadequacies rather than your strengths.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

You're already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.

Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Had a really great 'Night Out' last night, according to my police report.

The road to success is always under construction.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

When I was born. Devil said, 'Oh Shit! Competition!!!'

Sometimes It's better to be alone.. No one can hurt you.

I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I'm the dude with cool attitude

Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.

I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.

My life my rules. _|_

Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

Time is precious waste it wisely.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.

Cool Status for Whatsapp FB

Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

Pople are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise..

Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..

Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...

I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart..

I am Waiting for GF Message!

There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!

When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...

Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...

Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful..

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

I don't care what people think or say about me!..

I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.

There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

Your whatsapp status say's online... If your online then, why aren't you msg me!

Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!

Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!

If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.

I'm cool but Summer made me hot!

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai... Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!

Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it !

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google... They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete...

Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are...

I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..

People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!

I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.

There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...

'Dream' as if you'll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one...

Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock...

Life is journey. I am traveler.

Life must go on :-)

Never too busy to be happy :-)

Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.

A smile suits every kind of clothes

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.

Always trying to cool my self.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules... But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day

Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥

Keep calm and enjoy life.

People with status don't need status...

never give people permission to disrespect you....

life is simple if we are simple..

Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

Cool Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook

They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.

It's cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.

*Walking around supermarket* *Don't see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!

I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)

Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.

Yelling "You're cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.

Or, you know.. DON'T text back.. that's cool too.

"FBI, Open the door!"... Uh... no ... it's cool when you break in.

Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

Nowadays, "Cool" means- "I really don't care."

"Wow you're cool." LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .

You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.

Don't you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side :-)

Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?

you're sorry ? that's cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

Your profile picture is a car.....that's cool I didn't know you were a transformer

I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..

Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that "cool" mood. "Like" you dont really care..

If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.

You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That's what I like about you.

The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.

My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.

on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas :)

Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful... Remember that.

Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.

Sitting at home: Oh cool it's raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT'S RAINING!

Friend: I'm so over him! Me: Cool, let's go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA..

Last seen 1980! :D

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

How can i miss something i never had?

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...

Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Funny Status for Whatsapp Facebook

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

Save water drink beer.

6 Peg Loading .. :D

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.

I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

At least mosquito's are attracted to me.

Funny Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)

If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.

I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :)

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

I look at people sometimes and think ..... Really?? That's the sperm that won :)

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)

Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)

Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)

Girls work on their looks but not their minds b'coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)

I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)

Only fools fall in love and I guess I'm one of them :)

God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China :)

Friday is my second favorite F word.

For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.

Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY :)

I think I got a fever, a fever of you :)

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday :)

Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.

For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.

Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D

Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.

Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write "SAVE TREES" on the same paper.

Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.

I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz

Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)

It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.

The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she's not coming back.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you"d ordered that.

Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care.

I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :)

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock.

Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.

My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror :D

Caution, Blind Man Driving.

Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!

We become what we think about.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

Whatever it is — I didn't do it!

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Person you love is 72.8% water.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.

my attitude depends upon the people in front of me

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog

I'll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.

I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

If you don't care stop talking about it.

God was showing off when He created you.

Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!

Never apologize for being you.

I'm a good boy with bad habits :P

Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)

Don't worry. God is always on time.

She loves me or not but I love her a lot. :P

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I can handle pain until it hurts.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

Gravity always gets me down. :)

If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.

I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE

I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D

HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

You can never really say what's on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.

I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!

If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol :P :D :P :D

Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D

Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you :-D

Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside...

We live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p

When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others... :P :D

If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!

Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P

Every time I drink I get awesome :-)

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p

I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!

Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.

Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?

"I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves." – Jack Handey

"I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort." – Zach Galifianakis

"Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that." – Mitch Hedberg

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

"I'm on a whiskey diet.. I've lost three days already." – Tommy Cooper

"There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life." – Doug Stanhope

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." – Sam Kinison

Boys think of girls like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't even bother to read what's inside.

"I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood." – Larry David

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

Newton's law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.

vI am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time ... ... ... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d...

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well... we all make mistakes.

I'm drinking like there's snow tomorrow.

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet.

Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that you're alive.

All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.

The best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again.

The 'Earth' without 'Art' is just 'EH'.

Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

The past tense of wink is wunked.

Just high fived that wall with my face.

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.

Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

Single? Taken? I'm just ready for summer 2016.

My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.

Creative Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook

How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?

Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.

I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.

Tough times never last, tough people do.

Actions speak louder than words, so believe what you see and forget what you heard.

Whenever someone says to me 'Things could be worse' I punch them in the face and say 'Like that?'

'I don't watch tv' proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.

That awkward moment when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text.

Saying 'What?' And then realizing what they said a second later.

I've set my 'life goals' to stuff I've already done so literally every day now I'm overachieving. It's all about perspective.

My friends: wow what a perfect morning for a run. Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the heck back to sleep.

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

Topless pictures of the Royal Family don't shock me as much as pictures of them doing manual labor would.

That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.

Just cause you're sleeping with someone doesn't automatically make them yours! If there's no commitment then it's all fair game!!

Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball?

Don't make me regret letting you merge into my lane. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )

To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today..

If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.

Amazon's recommendations are like that friend who heard you say 'ninja' once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years

When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, 'HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME.'

the best part about this status message is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.

Please hold, your call is important to us. Not 'hire more operators' important.. But like 'if you need to hang up, that's cool' important.

Hey time, Slow down. You're killing me.

Baby, Are you Hungry ?

Lets play something Multi-player.

Locked at 30 frames.

Turn on your hotspot!!

My data-plan is unlimited.

Shake well before use.

You, me and exercise ;)

I like it rough.

Worked on Fine Leg.

Pull down to refresh.

Dance in slow motion.

Your Bed, My Bed

Massage with happy ending.

Wanna go sleep Early ?

Wanna try my handcuuffs?

I'm a loaded gun.

Can I GO DOWN?

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.

The fragrance - Of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses...

I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.

If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.

I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours.

I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?

Anyone can be passiionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

I don't make mistakes, I just date them.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.

I cant taste my lips could you do it for me.

I'll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off.

I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

I have a problem. My problem is love and... My solution is you.

I know I'm crazy. Don't ruin my moment.

People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)

Love never dies.. only the lover changes.

Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.

A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a seriial killer.

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?

Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.

People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.

Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don't apply if you're not ready to commit.

If there's one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?

That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?

Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.

The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.

I hate when ex's say.. I am here if you need me. like..? where were you? when we were together and I needed you?

Boys think of girls just like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't bother to read what's inside.

My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss.. Oh I'm just so crazy about you.

Hershey's make millions of delectable kisses each day. But it pales in comparison to the taste of you.

Your taste still lingerrs on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and still I starve for you !

You are gorgeous all over, your body, your face, your smile, your personality, most importantly, your heart.

I would rather have taken one breath of your skin, one kiss from your lips, one touch of your hand, than spend eternity without you.

The way you stroke me, gets to me every single time. Your hands in my hair, your fingers gliding over my skin. You're way of feeling me all over. I feel you. I'm addicted...all in.

You've engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.

When my day begins, you're my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I can't get enough. I'm so glad that you're mine.

I will always try my best for you sweet heart.

If you think i look good.. Just IMAGINE how I TASTE.

All the things that hurt you, actually teach you.

Let's flip a coin: 'Head' your mine - 'Tail' Im yours.

Don't treat people as bad as they are, treat them as good as you are.

Lotus, Tulip, Jasmin, Lilly All flowers are sweet but they have no comparison with YOU.

I can't fix all your problems but I can promise you won't have to face them all alone.

Sometimes, the people you think dont want to talk to you are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.

Don't date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful.

From A to Z all that really matters is I and U.

Great personality will always make you more attractive than someone who only has a great face.

Every day is a start of something beautiful.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

My heart told me it's definitely you!!!

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

you are the first and last thing on my mind each and every day...

We loved with a love that was more than love...

Love is when you look into someone's eyes and see everyting you need.

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left...

Wouldn't it be the perfect crime it i stole your heart, and you stole mine?

I want to today and tomorrow, and next week and for the rest of my life...

i need you, and you need me, That's the way it's supposed to be..

Let's walk together.... Be together..... Stay together and Grow old together.

Forever is a long time, But, I wouldnt mind spending it by your side.

Everyone Deserves A Chance To Clean UP Their Mistakes.

There's only one thing I want to change about you .... Your Last Name :)

Some may call it destiny and some may call it meant to be. But I just call it you and me.

The best feeling in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone.

One thing is for sure, Love keeps us going when everything stops moving.

The Best FEELING Ever : Is when you have someone who cares ONLY about you ♥

That's so sweet when couples act like bestfriends and bestfriends act like couples.

If you live life with regrets of yesterday, you will have no today to be thankful for.

You know someone means a lot to you when their mood can easily affect yours.

Somewhere theres someone who dreams of your smile.

Slimphatty The day they lost respect for you was the day that you allowed them to get away with disrespecting you.

We don't fall in love, we grow in love. Everything that falls gets broken and everything that grows get stronger.

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

They ask me what I see in you and I smile, look down and say nothing b'coz I don't want them to fall in love with you too.

Even though you are far away... I think about you every day... And for now I send you hugs and smiles across the miles.

You can't have a relationship without any fights but you can make your relationship worth the fight.

You taught me how to love but not how to stop.

The best feeling is hearing someone else's heartbeat and knowing it's beating that way because of you.

Say it's true. There's nothing like me and you ♥

The best way to be happy with someone is to learn to be happy alone. that way the company will be a matter of choice and not necessity.

Sincere people, sometimes, may not be in a position to pull you up. But, they always think of ways, not to let you fall..

In a relationship, honesty and trust must exist. If they don't, there's no point of loving. So if you can't afford to be honest, stay single.

I'll admit I never was the perfect one. I was not always there. I didn't make you smile at all times but there is one thing I'll admit I did... I was the best person I could be for you.

You say it best when you say nothing at all!!

Thinking holds what you feel,feeling drives what we think.

Right‬ or ‪Wrong‬ doesn't ‪‎exist‬! When u have a ‪‎CONFIDENCE‬.

Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.

Life goes on with or without you!

Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know.

Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.

If you cannot love yourself, you don't even know the taste of love or what love means.

3 things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after its said, the MOMENT after its missed, and the TIME after its gone.

Lost time is never found again.

After all we all are stories in the end.

Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

Bad decisions become good stories

The Pain Never Leave us.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

Attention is to drama as oxygen is to fire.

It's hard to beat a person who never gives up.

Don't expect anything from the person, your not.

The hardest things to get are usually the easiest to lose.

The leading cause of depression is reality.

100% of the people that talk shit about your life, have shittier lives than you.

Smile and let everyone know that today, you?re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.

It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember...

Sometimes you can end up losing yourself trying to hold onto someone who doesn't care about losing you.

It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. They have your heart.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can steal someone elses.

My ex always look so good when I run into her, but no amount of hot can cover up crazy.

I do not like the man who squanders life for fame; give me the man who living makes a name.

We Have To Leave The Pain..

True Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook

Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

The person who makes you happiest is also the person who can hurt you the most.

If the way you talk to someone isn't the same as the way you talk about them, perhaps you should do neither.

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.Some lessons are painful, some are painless.. but, all are priceless. ?

Being tough is easy. Being vulnerable is hard.

Wow, That guy in the skinny jeans looks super sexy and manly! Said no one ever.

even try anything to do for the person.

Good times become good memories and bad times become good lessons.

The total number of commercials I watch before online videos is roughly equal to the total number of commercials I USED to watch on TV.

Its weird how fast 'telling the truth' turns into 'talking shit' when someone does something shitty.

When you want to give up remember why you started.

Colours of the leaf changes with time,same is with humans

Dear iTunes and Adobe, Would it not be more time efficient to just tell us when you are NOT updating?

Don't try to change people,just love them for what they are

Why are people so hostile on status stalker? We're all here for the same reason, to steal people's ideas and pretend they're our own.. We got something in common. Stop being assholes lol

Some promises are always unbroken..some memories are always unwritten..feelthe magic of true relation n u will realize that true feelings are always unspoken...

Just because I disagree with you on something doesn't mean I love or respect you any less, you ain't always gonna agree with people you meet.

A Jewish kid asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad says.. 'Nine dollars?! What do you want eight dollars for??'

You are Responsible for your own Happiness. If you Expect Others to make you Happy, chances are you'll always end up Disappointed.

Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don't just trip and fall into someone's vagina.

You deserve to be with someone who doesn't make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

Everyone Shows More Love & Care In The Beginning Of Any Relationship But No One Maintains It Till The Last?.

Sometimes we do everything right but still lose.

Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you

GOD has a bigger plan for me than I have for myself.

GOD has something better for me. I just have to wait.

Remember: A pretty face does not mean a pretty heart.

It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?

Stay Faithful or Stay SINGLE!

When love is not madness, it is not love.

Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

Everyone is someone's dream and you were mine.

Dear homework, you are unattractive, there for, I cannot do you.

Many people have caught my eye but only you have caught my heart.

People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.

Don't fall for his words, fall for his actions.

When the rich make war it is the poor that die.

By now i believe i have ran out of words to say.

If you lower your expectations, you limit your disappointment.

Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished.

You just have to learn to forget about the people, who forgot about you.

Everyone is someone's dream and you were mine.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.

When love is not madness, it is not love.

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, After the day's great sun.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!...

Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts.

Love is master key that is capable of opening a gate of happiness.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails..

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Make Environment Friendly, Remove Plastic Smiles...

Well Done Is Better Than Well Said...

Sometimes, The Wrong Choices Take Us To The Right Places.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

The language of friendship is not words but meanings.

Some time's your memories can be your best dreams or your worse Nightmares.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Sometimes a stranger becomes close one's and our close one's becomes stranger.

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world.

Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.

Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished.

The only things in life you regret, are the risks that you didn't take.

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, After the day's great sun.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

I wake up everyday with a smile b'coz I know I have something to be thankful for.

As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.

In every religion there is Love, yet Love has no religion.

I don't care what ppl say anymore I'll do what i want too.

There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.

I am incharge of how I feel and today I'm choosing happiness.

Attempting to care. loading.....loading.....error, failed to care.

If you lower your expectations, you limit your disappointment.

You just have to learn to forget about the people, who forgot about you.

Promises mean everything but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

It's funny how people say they miss you, but don't even make an effort to see you.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Once in a while right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale.

Im done with tears. Im wiping my eyes. If he doesnt care then why the hell should I?

It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.

Sometimes, all i need is for you to be there. but even then, you still disappoint me.

Never expect things to happen. It's better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed.

No matter how strong of a person you are, there's always someone who can make you weak.

Love is a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.

We find out how strong we really are, not when things are going well, but when they are not.

Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.

Sometimes people don't notice the things others do for them until they stop doing them.

When someone tells you, 'You've changed,' it might simply be because you've stopped living your life their way.

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

The only people I need in life are those that really care, Not the ones that use you and treat you unfair.

We always need that wake-up call that reminds us of who we really are and what we really want from our lives.

Half of our mistakes in life arises from feeling where we ought to think, and thinking where we ought to feel.

They say you only fall in love once, but that can't be true... Every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again.

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

You may not love me like I love you,You may not care for me like I care for you But if you ever need me, I will always be around for you.

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems and comment on them but no one's gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.

I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change; when everybody else does.

They say you only fall in love once, but that can't be true... Every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again.

You may not love me like I love you,You may not care for me like I care for you But if you ever need me, I will always be around for you.

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Every whatsapp status is a silent message for someone ;)

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

We become what we think about.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

Whatever it is - I didn't do it!

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Person you love is 72.8% water.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.

my attitude depends upon the people in front of me

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog

I'll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well... we all make mistakes.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.