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I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.

Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D

Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
Awesomeness ends with ME and Uglyness starts with you.

Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?

If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

Whatsapp status #20 Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.

If you dont live for something you'll die for nothing

Whatsapp status #30 A run begins the moment you forget you're running.

There are some things that just aren't meant to be changed. Your body is not one of them.

It never gets easier, you just get stronger.

You will get a lot more compliments for working out than sleeping in.

Don't let one bad day kill your confidence and progress.

Life is like exercise. The harder it is, the stronger you become.

Turn a setback into a comeback.

Change doesn't happen over night. Be patient.

A champion is someone who gets up when they can't.

You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.

Whatsapp status #40 There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is to turn around and say – watch me.

Do something today that your future self will thank you for.

This month's diet is next month's body.

A one hour workout is only 4% of your day. NO EXCUSES.

Destroy what destroys you.

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.

Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction.

The best day to start work is today. Tomorrow can turn into weeks, months or years.

I may not become perfect, but I sure as hell am going to come close.

On the other side of fear lies freedom.

Whatsapp status #50 It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.

Pain is temporary, pride is forever.

Fitness is not about being better than someone. Fitness is about being better than the person you were yesterday.

You must do what others don't, to achieve what others won't

The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.

When my mind 'shouts' STOP, my heart 'screams' NEVER .

If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got .

For every person who doubts you, tell you that you will fail, try twice as hard to prove them wrong.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you're an honest person is like expecting the bull not to charge you because you're a vegetarian.

Be proud, but never satisfied.

Whatsapp status #60 Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable

Second place is just a spot for the first looser .

Men shouldn't hide weakness, they should kill it .

The pain of today is the victory of tomorrow .

The worst thing you can be is average.

The only time Success comes before Work is in the dictionary

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

Winners Train, Losers Complain.

If you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success.

Whatsapp status #70 Character is who you are when no one's watching.

Pain is weakness leaving the body

You don't demand respect, you earn it.

Good is not enough if better is possible.

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories...

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)

Whatsapp status #80 I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)

Flirtationship : More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At class it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels.

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own.

Whatsapp status #90 It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we  are in love.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.

Whatsapp status #100 Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations.

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

You can disturb me….I’m available. :D

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)

I look at people sometimes and think ..... Really?? That's the sperm that won :)

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)

Friday is my second favorite F word.

For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.

Whatsapp status #110 Girls work on their looks but not their minds because  they know boys are stupid, not blind.

Only fools fall in love and I guess I'm one of them.

Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)

I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her. And Im that one guy.

I think I got a fever, a fever of you :)

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.

Whatsapp status #120 One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.

Live like a candle which burns itself but gives light to others.

Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.

We all have problems; the way we solve them is what makes us different.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror :D

Whatsapp status #130 Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't even bother to read what's inside.

Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!

People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on...

Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It".

We become what we think about.

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

Trying and Doing are two different things. When you try, you hope. When you do, you succeed.

Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)

Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.

Whatsapp status #140 My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.

It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.

The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

:) Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.

Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

I hate math but I love counting money.

There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

Whatsapp status #150 I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

The only people you need in life are the ones that need you in theirs.

Life is too short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on your head held high and a smile for everyone. (:

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry show life you have a thousand reasons to smile

If you are brave to say GOOD BYE, life will reward you with a new HELLO.

No matter how hard we try, sometimes life will never be perfect.

Time change Priority changes.

Don't judge someone's life until you've felt their pain

Whatsapp status #160 Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.

You can do anything, but not everything.

I need a Google in my mind and an antivirus in my heart.

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

If you fall. I’ll be there.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.

If you ain’t first, you are last.

Whatsapp status #170 Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.

We live too much in books and not enough in nature.

Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip,then we find sugar lying at the bottom .. that's life, sweetened but not stirred well.

Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.

I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.

If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.

A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.

You killed what was left of the good in me.

The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.

Whatsapp status #180 Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.

A fake smile can hide a million tears.

Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.

You can do anything but not everything.

A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I’m ok with a smile.

Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.

Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.

Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.

Whatsapp status #190 Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.

I don't have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can't handle.

I don't stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.

Nobody dies virgin cause  life F***s us all.

Love is all you need.

Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile

Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.

Different and New is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.”

Whatsapp status #200 HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal.

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p

Don't trust too much. Don't love too much. Don't hope too much. Because that too much can hurt you so much.

Girls with the prettiest smiles, Always seem to tell the saddest stories.

Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

Thinking about someone that just wont get out of my head but its all good because its making me smile.

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

amazing how people contact you when they need to use you

It's hard to trust another person after you've been betrayed by the ‘one' you trusted the most.

Whatsapp status #210 You may not always trust the people you love, but you can always love the people you trust.

Don't argue with stupid people, it only makes you look like the biggest idiot

Be the type of person you want to meet.

Never let anyone be your priority if you are only their option

You will always see what's wrong when you're right. But you will never see what's right when you're happy doing wrong.

I don't build up my walls to keep people out, I put them there to see who cares enough about me and will climb over to be with me

Remember..before you judge someone else for who or what they are, you'd best take a good hard look in the mirror..everyone is different and no one is perfect..

if you bight the hand that feeds you, don't cry when you don't get fed.

it's better to be disliked for who you are, than liked for who you pretend to be!

When considering someone's opinion: Do they pay my bills, put food on my table, or sleep in my bed? The more "no" answers u get, the less their opinion matters.

Whatsapp status #220 Failures are a part of life. If you don't fail, you don't learn. If you don't learn, you'll never change.

A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

Things are to be USED & People are to be LOVED, but the PROBLEM in today's world is that People are USED & Things are LOVED

When you love someone more than they deserve, you end up more hurt than you deserve.

Never give up on something if you think you can fight for it. REMEMBER: "its difficult to wait but it's more difficult when you regret."

Be yourself - some people will hate it - people who like it are your friends - people who love it are part of your soul

The most valuable places to be in the world~ are in someone's THOUGHTS, in someone's PRAYERS and in someone's HEART

A lot of the troubles in the world would disappear if we were talking to each other instead of about each other.

some battles have to be fought alone, some paths have to be walked alone, so never be emotionally attached to anyone, u never know when u'll have to walk alone!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, so don't live in history and don't live in mystery, live for today

Whatsapp status #230 It's not how big or how small you are, or how fat or thin you are, or even what you look like. It's personality and what's inside that counts

Beauty is not about the FAIREST SKIN. It's about the PUREST HEART.

People are not toys.. You can't just drop them when you get bored.

She can be your best friend, Worst enemy or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.

Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?

If a guy expects his girl to be an angel in his life, Then he should first create a heaven for her.

Don't be a woman that needs a man .... Be a woman a man needs.

A girl's heart is a ocean full of secrets. she wont ever let you swim in.

Love starts when you don't need it and ends when you need it the most.

If you have to convince someone you are right for them, Then maybe they are not right for you.

Whatsapp status #240 There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

I don’t make mistakes I just date them.

We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.

The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.

I can and I will. Watch me!!

My silence is just another word for my pain.

Whatsapp status #250 For some moments in life there are no words.

The worst mistakes in life are the ones you never learn from.

Friends are fake, Best Friends are only for a while, But Sisters are Forever and Real.

God puts people in your life for a reason and removes them from your life for a better reason.

Life Is not A MP3 Player Where We Can enjoy Our favorite songs But Life Is Like A FM radio We Have to Learn to enjoy What Ever comes.

Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.

Being single doesn't mean you're weak... It means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

Single? No, I am just in Relation ship with FREEDOM.

Single does not necessarily mean loneliness and to have a relationship does not always mean being happy.

Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don't have to worry about being disappointed.

Whatsapp status #260 Has changed their relationship status from "single" to "staying single"!!

Always hears "ur cute" and "ur so sweet" so what i'm good enough to be your friend but nothing more? be honest for once and tell me whats wrong w/ me...

May I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make. I am single&looking! I repeat I am single&looking! Thank you that is all!

Just because my status says I'm single, does NOT mean I'm looking! My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them!

I'm tired of hearing and Hates it when people say 'there's someone for everyone'

I'm not single because I don't get offers; I'm single because I won't settle for less than I deserve.

they ignore each other and look the other way. but, they both know deep down inside, that it wasn't supposed to end this way.

No one can tell me what to do, how to do it, or when to do it. I'm single, I can do what the hell I like now and it's great

I'm so thankful for all my friends who are "in a relationship.' Yeah, reminds me of how thankful I am to God that I am "Single"

Being single isn't all that bad. You can do anything what you want...sleep when you want...go anywhere you want when you want. What more could you want?!

Whatsapp status #270 I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine, I'm loving cloud nine, my head's in the sky, I'm feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels so right.

I just wish one person could prove me wrong and be different from all the rest. But that's as impossible as nailing jello to a tree

People need to realize that when other people want u to change they are not worth it so stay ur self and be proud of u and don't ever change u for someone else

Being single doesn't mean nobody wanted you. It means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.

I have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill.I have an empty spot for someone to take.

I want a Guy that makes me laugh everyday makes me smile and loves me for who i am Is that 2 much 2 ask for

I think that love isn't something you search for, it's something that just happens. So quit looking and let love come to you.

Yes i'm single a happy single and you're gonna have to be  damn awesome if you're gonna change it!

I'm single not because I don't pray for love. I'm single because I don't play around with love.

Whatsapp status #280 Sometimes i wish i wasn't single but then again being single is awesome

Single but not alone. Single and independent until found my equal.

Yes i'm single a happy single and now taking applications if u think Ur suitable 4 the job apply here lol

It seems true love and loyalty is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!!

Fall in love only when you're ready, not when you're lonely.

I'm Single. [I]t's Means: [S]tress [I]s [N]ow [G]one [L]ife is [E]asier

192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single!

Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.

If you're single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

Whatsapp status #290 Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.

I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt.

Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.

Men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)

If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

Heart is not a Dust Bin To Dump all The Worries! It's A Golden Jar To Collect Sweet Moments of Ur Life !

In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love

You don't need everything to enjoy life. You already have life to enjoy everything :)

If there are no ups and down in your life It means you are dead.

Life is too complicated, don't try to find answers Because, when you find answers, life changes the questions!

Whatsapp status #300 Every Test In Life Makes Us Bitter Or Better. Every Problem Comes To Make Us Or Break Us. Choice Is Ours, To Become Victim Or Victorious"

Wait for the one who will do anything to be your everything.

If you treat her the same way you treat others, How is she supposed to know that she is special to you?

When you want to give up remember why you started.

The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she's in your heart and on your mind.

Life is Rough so be Tough.

Defeat is not defeat unless accepted as a reality-in your own mind.

Don't complain about your life when you are the one who is handling it.

If you can laugh when you are completely broken, then  nothing can break you next time

If you don't ask the answer is always NO. IF you don't step forward you are always in the same place.

Whatsapp status #310 Every story has an end, but in life every ending is just a new beginning.

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

The greatest risk in life is not taking one.

Life is not about what I've done, what I should've done, what I could've done... it's about what I can do and what I will do.

Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.

Just because your life isn't like what you want it to be, doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by its breathtaking moments.

I'm not one in a million kind of person. I'm once in a lifetime kind of person.

Whatsapp status #320 Love can be demonstrated not defined.

Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.

Don't say you love me unless you mean it.

Love when you’re ready, not when you are lonely.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

“Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.

If a guy doesn't get jealous when you're with other guys, He doesn't honestly care about you.

Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a king. Treat her like a game and she will show you how it's played.

Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones that love them.

Whatsapp status #330 He thinks he's a player, But he doesn't know she's the coach.

The problem with  girls is that they fall for boys who gives them the sweetest words they never really mean.

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.

Never assume that someone loves you just because of their sweet behavior towards you. Sometimes you are just an option when they feel lonely.

Love has no limits.

The happier the time, the shorter it is.

When money, wealth and power become the meaning of life, life becomes meaningless.

Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.

I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, I'm not lying!

Whatsapp status #340 Everything is fair in Love and War.

Relationships are just like bubble gum: Sweet in the beginning but dull at the end.

If a boy wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.

When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.

I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.

Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

I love you even when I hate you.

A boy will never forget the girl he couldn't have. A girl will never forget the boy she should have had.

Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you

Whatsapp status #350 I usually don't get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.

Most guys want to be a girl's first. Smart guys want to be her last. Lucky guys get to be both.

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back asap.

Be the type of person you want to meet.

Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine?

I can't go a day without thinking about you.

The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.

A true love story nerve ends.

Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.

Whatsapp status #360 You think you're one of millions but you're one in a million to me.

I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.

I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.

True love has a habit of coming back.

A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.

I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.

The most precious gift you can give to someone is  your time and attention.

Touch her heart....not her body. Steal her attention...not her virginity. Make her smile....don't waste her tears.

We never get what we want. We never want what we get. We never have what we like. We never like what we have.

When you get attracted to someone, you realize what is Love but when that someone starts avoiding you, you realize what is life.

Whatsapp status #370 Never try to keep somebody by force in your life. If he feels good with you he won't ever leave you.

Don't wait for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone's life.

The first and the most important thing is to control yourself.

In order to overcome the difficulties of life Nature has gifted us with a family.

Life is truly beautiful only when there's a past tragedy in it.

The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

Yea I make mistakes, life doesn't come with instructions.

There's no such a pain nor suffering that cannot be weakened by time

A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Whatsapp status #380 The problem of being a good guy ... Its that the bad ones get the girls.

Girls are like internet domain names...... The ones I like are already taken.

Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.

Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.

I'm his first and last. He is my one and only.

I'm the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.

Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.

I'm a girl I'm allowed to change my mind every second.

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Whatsapp status #390 I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

"Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping."

Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.

There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle

There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in

If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!

If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.

Everything happens for a reason, so don't disappoint.

The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you're in Heaven.

Whatsapp status #400 Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.

The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.

Love is the whole history of a woman's life, it is but an episode in a man's.

If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.

Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.

Nobody can teach me who I am.

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

Whatsapp status #410 Life doesn't get easier you just get stronger.

If you can dream it you can do it.

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.

Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.

You only live once but you if do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.

Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I'm better off without you!

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

No teacher, professor or anyone else but a hungry stomach, an empty pocket & a Broken Heart can teach the most important lessons of LIFE!

Never beg people to stay against their will. Sometimes the gift of goodbye opens another door for you. Move on, and create the next chapter of your life.

Whatsapp status #420 Friendship rests on the pillar of love, care & trust. Have a strong pillar to have a beautiful life.

Don't let life change your goals, because achieving your goals can change your life.

Take a chance and don't ever look back.

The art of aging is in supporting the young; being a teacher for them, not an obstacle.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

Life is like the ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid, so be prepared.

Success is the best revenge for anything.

There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

You can't hire someone else to do your push-ups for you.

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.

Whatsapp status #430 The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.

Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.

Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.

It's hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'" when nothing's right.

One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.

People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.

Don't give up what you want most, for what you want now.

The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.

Happiness is not the absence of problems. It’s the ability to deal with them.

Whatsapp status #440 In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

Stop saying I wish start saying I will.

The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.

I've got nothing to do today but smile.

A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.

Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.

One day you're going to wake up and notice that you should've tried. I was worth the fight.

Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.

Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.

You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.

Whatsapp status #450 Don't wait for last judgment. It happened every day.

You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.

Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

The ones who say “you can't" and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that “you will".

One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now.

Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.

People who die by suicide don't want to end their live they want to end their pain.

No one has ever loved me, I was left behind. I only want one thing and one thing i want someone to love me like the way i would love them.

Loneliness is better than bad company.

We all get addicted to something that takes away the pain.

Whatsapp status #460 Just because we don't talk doesn't mean i don't think about you. I'm just trying to distance myself because i know i can't have you.

Most of the things you worry about never happen.

If you never get your heart broken you'll never learn to love.

Don't ever make a long term decision for your temporary emotions.

If your dreams dont scare you, dream bigger!

We are we repeatedly do

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere.

Greatest glory is not in never falling but rising every time we fall.

Good thing come to those who keep fighting.

I know all the rules, but the rules did not know ME

Whatsapp status #470 Pick your life, dont let it pick you.

Dear past, thanks for all the lessons. Dear future, i'm ready.

Life is not worth living until you have found something worth dying for.

The most important thing is never stop believing.

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

If you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.

A Relationship Status That Says 'It's Complicated' Just Means 'In A Relationship With A Psycho'

Your Intelligence Is My Common Sense.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! Damn Mosquito.

Whatsapp status #480 Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping On The Job... Slowly Raise Your Head And Say 'In Jesus' Name, Amen'

I Wait Online All Day To See Your Name Pop Up. Because Even If It's A 5 Min Conversation It Makes Me Smile.

Just When The Mind Found The Answers, The Heart Changed The Question..

Never Laugh At Your Girlfriend's Choices. You're One Of Them!

Facebook Is Like Jail. Sit And Waste Time, Write On Walls, And Get Poked By People You Don't Know.

I Am Nobody. Nobody's Perfect. Therefore, I Am Perfect

My Door Is Always Open, So You're Free To Leave Any Time.

If Money Growed On Trees Then Girls Wouldn't Mind Dating Monkeys

Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost Too

Whatsapp status #490 Girls Are Like Roads...The More Curves They Have More Dangerous They Are!

I Forgot To Pretend To Water My Fake Flowers

Money Is Directly Proportional To Happiness...

A Girl Proposed To Me. And I Said: ! ! 'Sorry, I Won`T Accept Your Proposal, But I Appreciate Your Selection...'!

My Computer Beat Me At Chess...But It Was No Match For Me At Wrestling!

Parents Always Teach Their Child's Not To Talk 2 Strangers,,,But the Funny Thing Is--- they Themselves Support Arrange Marriages

Coins Always Make Sound But Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So When Your Value Increase Keep Yourself Calm And Silent

Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.

Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you've got a hold of it, it slips away.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Whatsapp status #500 Life is like a rear view mirror that makes people appear closer than they actually are.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)

Destiny is a matter of choice, not a chance. It's not expected, but created

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Whatsapp status #510 Keep smiling – it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.

If it doesn’t fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

I Don't try to be Awesome. Awesome tries to be me.

I'm not crazy... I'm freaking awesome.

Whatsapp status #520 May be one day, if you are lucky, you'll be awesome as I am :)

Time for your daily reminder,..I'm awesome.. that's all. You may now continue with the rest of your day.

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

God is really creative, i mean...just look at me.

When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.


Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

Whatsapp status #530 People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong... But very very fun.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear

Whatsapp status #540 Beauty is power; a smile is its sword..

Love is not possible without sacrifice, and sacrifice is not possible without love

Love is when u have seen the best and the worst of someone,yet u still love them for what they have..

Sometimes you have to act like you don't care, even when you do.

You have no idea how much l like you. How much you make me smile, how much l love talking to you, or how much l wish you were here.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try....

Life becomes so much better when you decide not to care and just live for the moment and not let the drama bring you down.

You know you're in Love when you want to tell everyone about it, even if they haven't asked.

Happiness is when you suggest someone to listen to your favourite song and they also start falling for that song.

Whatsapp status #550 The Most Beautiful Smile Is When You Smile Because You Remembered Someone Special.

If you need me and there are one thousand steps between us, just take one step and i'll take nine hundred ninety-nine to be with you!

Group study is the best way... To ensure that none of your friends have studied either.

Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.

Life is like an ice-cream.... Enjoy it before it melts

Be a warrior not a worrier

You're either as beautiful or as ugly as you believe you are. You define your beauty. That's not a power anyone can have over you

The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.

Before people get to know me: OMG you're so shy and quiet..its so adorable... After they know me: Dear God, do you ever shut up?

I am not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis

Whatsapp status #560 Sometimes all you can do is smile, move on with your day, hold back the tears and pretend you're okay.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so that I can slap you 8 times at once.

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication

Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities

It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up.

Keep smiling and One Day Life ll b tired of upsetting U

Shy people r mostly misunderstood as d most innocent 1... But once u get 2 know them.. they can b as crazy as hell.. like ME

One day i caught myself smiling for no reason... then i realized i was thinking of you ..

If you fall in love... be ready for the tears..!!

Awesome Moment is when you Reading Someone's Status And You know that it's for you...!!‪

Whatsapp status #570 Some people accidentally walk on your feet & apologize. While, others walk all over your heart and don't even realize!!

The best hug is when you don't let her feet touch the ground.

Reality of life "When you give importance to people they think that you are always free But They don't understand that you make yourself available for them every time".

Cute relationship is... when someone is angry with you and says "I will never talk to you" And later comes back to you to just inform you: "I am still angry".

I couldn't tell you how much i love you not even if the sky were my paper and the ocean my ink.

I don't care how I look, I don't care how I act, as long as I can be happy with my life, i enjoy it.

Never ask why i love you just accept that i do because words simply cannot tell how much i love you.

true love is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to that person.

Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.

Once you realize you deserve better, letting go will be the best decision ever.!

Whatsapp status #580 The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go!

Girls need a moral support after their breakup and the moral support thinks that the girl genuinely cares for him.

Court- Innocent until proven Guilty. Relationship- Guilty until proven innocent.

The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!

If a girl compares herself with any other girl you're friend with, it certainly means she likes you

No matter how bad you sing, sing for her.. she'll smile :)

Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.

When I listen to old songs, the memories hit me.

The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

Money cant buy happiness but money will buy you a pretty good dog, now just watching my dog can make me happy.

Whatsapp status #590 My dog is my little soul mate. He's not just a dog, he's my best friend.

When you're happy .. You enjoy the music .. When you're sad ,, You understand the lyrics ..

Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful... Remember that.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world :-))

Sometimes music make us realize us how much we love that person

Sometimes the old songs I hear make my heart glow inside because they remind me of the good moments that are not happening anymore.

When I ask you to listen to a song, it's because the lyrics mean everything I'm trying to say to you.

People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to ".JPEG"

Whatsapp status #600 Never  make a decision when you are angry and never make a promise when you are happy.

 SMILE & TEARS Rarely they meet. but when they meet that will b the most Happiest Moment in the life.

Having you around can make the difference between heaven and hell. :)

I learned long ago to never trust anybody because I'd eventually get betrayed. Now I ask myself why I allowed myself to trust you.

There are no words to describe the anger and frustration that I am feeling right now.

You think that you have damaged me but really you just made me that much more stronger.. Thank You!!

My life, My choices, My problems, My mistakes, My lessons. Not your business, mind your own problems before you talk about mine.

I just don't care if anyone doesn't like me I wasn't put on earth to entertain everyone.

Anger is just one letter short of DANGER!!!

Everyone has the right to be angry but that doesn't give them the right to be cruel.

Whatsapp status #610 No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

Attitude Matters : Don't Say, "No One Likes Me..!!" Just Say, "There Is No One Like Me..!!"

I enjoy when people show ATTITUDE to me because it shows that they need an ATTITUDE to impress ME.

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

Good news is I'm smiling. Bad news is it's the kind of smile that people should fear.

I don't have an attitude!! I have a personality you can't handle!!!

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.

When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke. There's no point crying again and again for the same pain.

My door is always open so feel free to leave.

Whatsapp status #620 I am who i am today because of the choice i made yesterday.

Don't ask me for my opinion if you can't handle the truth. I'm not going to lie to make you feel better.

People who have High And Unnecessary attitude, deserves the Standing Ovation of my Tallest Finger.

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!!!

Two fundamentals of cool life - Walk like you are the king Or walk like you don't care ,who is the king.

If you want something go after it; don't wait for it to come to you because one day you'll regret all the days you spent waiting.


Don't Play With Me ! Because I know I Can PLAY Better Than You.

Some feels the Rain, Others just get Wet.

Anyone who thinks that the Sunshine is pure happiness, has never danced in the rain.

Why waste your time caring for people who don't even acknowledge your existence?

Whatsapp status #630 Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is WHO I AM and my attitude depends on WHO YOU ARE.

I'm not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS.

I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets, so that I can use it when my self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people.

People say I have a dirty mind, But I say its just creative!

If you want me to control my temper... You need to control your stupidity.

I Don't Like To Take Right Decision.. I Take Decisions And Make Them Right.

Those who like me... Raise your hands... And those who don't like me raise your Standards.

There is no market for your emotions, So never advertise your feelings, just display your attitude.

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best.

Attitudes have the power to lift us up or tear us down.

Whatsapp status #640 If you want to cry, use a tissue... not your status...!

Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you

People with high status don't need any status...

I AM WHAT I AM...your approval isn't needed and it wasn't never asked!

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

I don't insult people , I just describe them

Be a girl with a mind, a woman with an attitude, and a lady with class.

I'm sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts & inside jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before wasting my time again.

My sister is the sweetest little thing alive! Words can hardly describe my love for her, she is my best friend.

I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality

Whatsapp status #650 Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

Accept that you have lost, but never accept that you have failed.

5 things you can't recover in life; 1) A stone after its thrown. 2) A word after its said. 3) An occasion after its missed. 4) Time after its gone. 5) Trust after its lost.

Never lose yourself while trying to hold on to someone who doesn't care about losing you...

"I'm sorry" means nothing if you continue to do the same wrong over and over again.

Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because You can't convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana.

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you'll surely lose the person for lifetime.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.

Whatsapp status #660 Imagination is more important than knowledge.

It takes a strong person to say sorry and an even stronger person to forgive.

Sometimes we say things we don't mean. sometimes we hurt each other. but no matter what i will always love you...

Free your heart from any hatred. Free your mind from any worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

I never prove to be good enough.. For every one...! But I'm the best for them who understand me.

I'm nobody's second option. better you either CHOOSE me, or you lose me.

Don't make a boy fall for you if you have no intention of catching him.

I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring.

Sometimes, no matter how much faith we have, we lose people. But never forget them.

Whatsapp status #670 For comfortable journey of life, just reduce the luggage of desires...:-)

Don't waste your life trying to get back what was taken away.

I have promised to live my life as a revolution and not just a process of evolution.

The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.

I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business

Pearls don't lie on the sea shore. If you want one, you must dive for it.

If you're not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living.

Once you learn to be happy alone you won't tolerate anyone who can't make you just as happy.

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

I don't have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.

Whatsapp status #680 Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

If you are good at something, never do it for free

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, they are yours, if they dont, they never were

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

That awesome moment when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..

Whatsapp status #690 That Awesome Moment When You carry someone's baby & they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you.

The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. :-)

Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..!

That awesome moment when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you

The best way to be happy with someone is to learn to be happy alone. that way the company will be a matter of choice and not necessity.

The awesome moment when, you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidentally is the first one to LIKE that status..!

Awesome Feeling, Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended.

I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror down!!

When you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

When life puts you in tough situations don't say 'WHY ME?', just say 'TRY ME'.

Whatsapp status #700 Live Life to express not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt.

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

Distance means nothing when someone means everything.

That 'Awesome moment', when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you

They ignore you now, but they will need you later.

Honesty is the best gift you can give.

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.

Best conversations always happen late in the night. :)

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.

Whatsapp status #710 Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.

Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you

Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.

I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.

That awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh.

That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago

That awkward moment when you forgot to end the call on your mobile phone, now your crush knows what you're saying to your friends about them!

That awkward moment when you are single and all of your friends are in a relationship.

That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like you are talking to yourself..!

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on Facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out.

Whatsapp status #720 The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.

That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and yet she has NO idea how much worse they are than you.

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and then realize there is someone inside.

That awkward moment when you see one of your old best friends, but they hate you now.

That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password into your user name box.

That awkward moment when somebody is talking about you when you're right there.

The awkward moment when you want to talk with someone from your past, but you can't find a topic of discussion

That awkward moment when you remember something funny in your head and laugh to yourself then see everybody looking at you like you're crazy.

The awkward moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone, and then the next day they're best friends.

Inside beauty matters more then outside beauty.

Whatsapp status #730 Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life, but you behaviors decide who will stay in your life...

Real beauty is to be true to oneself. That's what makes me feel good.

Beauty is less important than quality.

Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationship.

To achieve something you've never had before, you must do something you've never done before.

I can't wait for the day I stop pretending that I'm really ok when I'm not.

I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.

Tell A Girl She's Beautiful, She'll believe it for a moment. Tell A Girl She's Ugly, She'll believe it for a life time..

My wishes are silent but true, Everywhere they will follow you.. Luck is yours, Wishes are mine.. I wish your present & future always shine..

I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too

Whatsapp status #740 Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world !

Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

The harder i fall, the higher i bounce.

I'm Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder !

Change your priorities, before u become an option :)

Behind every deleted Whatsapp account there is an untold story !

In a relationship, honesty & trust must exist. If they don't, there's no point of loving. So if you can't afford to be honest, stay single.

Great personality will always make you more attractive than someone who only has a great face.

A wise boy kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before he is left...

Let's walk together ..... Be together ...... Stay together and Grow old together.

Whatsapp status #750 Forever is a long time , But, I wouldnt mind spending it by your side.

Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^

Sometimes saying SORRY is the most difficult thing on earth But its the Cheapest thing to save the most expensive gift called Relationship.

I'm sorry i get jealous sometimes & overreact. It's only because There's A Bigger Chance Of ME Losing YOU Than You losing me.

My life was Complete But Now It's not I lost it all, Because I Fought. She made me alive Now I am dead.I admit I made a mistake Over stepping some boundaries.

From A to Z all that really matters is I and U.

Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored!

Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

The deeper your feelings, the harder they are to express.

Crying is women's way of winning by Duckworth Lewis method.

Whatsapp status #760 Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.

Silence is a girls loudest cry !

I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara !

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves only one !

Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.

To her, I'm invisible. but to me, she is all I can see !

I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.

Whatsapp status #770 I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice ;) :D

Anything with you means everything to me.

Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed !

The secret of the happiness is low expectations

I am a fish out of water without YOU!

Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)

If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in YOU.

I done what i like, i don't care what you think!

So glad to know that you're having fun, especially without me.

Find a way, not an excuse !

Whatsapp status #780 A smiling face doesn't mean a smiling heart !

God is not interested in your art but, your heart.

A girl is a mystery her heart is like an ocean full of secrets.

Rules are n't followed by me, i make themselves for ME !

Life is to Taste, not to Waste !

After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F...

Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.

Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.

I smile... Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

Whatsapp status #790 Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.

"370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.

How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.

Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !

OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.

If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.

Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

I don't have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty even without makeup.

Whatsapp status #800 Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.

Love is cute when it's new, but  beautiful when it true.

I want someone who says i love you every night and proves it everyday.

The game is not over because i have not won yet.

Bestfriend : the one u can get mad at only for a short time because u have important stuff totell them

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Don't play with me, I am better at it..

You taught me how to love but not how to stop.

There's only one thing I want to change about you .... Your Last Name :)

Whatsapp status #810 Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.

The best feeling in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone.

The Best feeling ever : Is when you have someone who cares only about you

Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don't want to argue with people who just don't want to understand!!!

Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.

You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

God was showing off when He created you.

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.

Whatsapp status #820 Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.

Don't TRUST too much , don't LOVE too much , don't CARE too much because that ' TOO MUCH ' will HURT you so much !

Don't cheat. If you're not happy just leave.

heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a girl that he loved.

I'm crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..

I'm not immature…i just know how to have fun.

I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.

Don't do homework save paper! :P

Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…

flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)

Whatsapp status #830 Girls relationship status: Mans are many but money is money

If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.

Treat me like a queen and i'll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i'll show you how its played.

When I ask you to listen a song, it's because the lyrics mean everything i'm trying to say to you…

Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b'coz on the inside it's often a different story.

I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.

When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. BOY: Mine ;)

I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

Whatsapp status #840 ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.

If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won't let me.

If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

Good relationship doesn't need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.

Whatsapp status #850 I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.

Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I'll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I'm begging it to be you.

Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!

Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me .

Whatsapp status #860 My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D

Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)

I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.

I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!

I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?

I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.

Whatsapp status #870 A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

A joy shared is a joy doubled. Love is being stupid together.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.

Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship  never.

Whatsapp status #880 If you have to think before spending money on anything, you're not rich enough

When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.

A joy shared is a joy doubled.

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love, this is the eternal rule.

The only limitations in life are the limitaions you put on yourself...

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion.

Destiny always answers your prayers, sometimes the answers just NO.

Whatsapp status #890 At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.

It's easier to find excuses than to find courage.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.

Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Love comfort like sunshine after storm.

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

Whatsapp status #900 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.'

Life is 10% of what happens to us and 90% of how we react to it.

Girls Theory "Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero & React DOUBLE"

There is no better friend then a Brother, and there is no better Brother than you.

The greatest gifts my parents ever gave me were my brother.

It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on.. someone to tell on!

A Brother Is 1 of Nicest thing you can Have, and one of the best things you can be..

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.

In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!

Whatsapp status #910 Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.

Life is journey. I am traveler.

Never too busy to be happy :-)

Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.

Girl's eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.

Two dangerous weapons in this world! Girl's SMILE and her TEARS! These things make a man to do anything.

When a girl is in LOVE, you can see it in her smile and when a boy is in LOVE, you can see it in his eyes.

When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she'll love it.

I wanna be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced.

Whatsapp status #920 You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.

Never go back to your EX. It's like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.

Good girls are those bad girls that never get caught.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

Don't worry if you're still single. God is looking at you right now saying, Im saving this girl for someone special.

Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, Girls

never give people permission to disrespect you.

Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

Whatsapp status #930 When a girl is silent, she's either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all of the above.

Too many lonely persons are worried about love and finding it. This is the time to find yourself, who you really are and what you want to be.

She loves me or not but I love her a lot.

This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one

Dear LOL and Hmm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D

Whatsapp status #940 I'm so glad you are in my life but i want to be more than friends

It's not that I'm afraid of telling you how I feel about you, I'm afraid of how you will react.

I want to ask you out but I can't find the right word's. And my confidence level is low.

FREE ADVICE: try not to fall for someone who isn't willing to catch you

I look at you...to see you looking at me... i just blush and look away

All I want is for you to tell me your fighting for me till my heart stops beating

I want to tell you how I feel but I don't want to wreck the friendship we already have.

Missing someone + No text from them = Worst feeling.

Life is like a roller coaster it has its ups n downs.. Its your choice to scream or to enjoy the ride.

The worst felling is pretending as if you don't care at all, When in reality that's all you can think of.

Whatsapp status #950 Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to be sad and get pain. But you can't make a rainbow without a little rain.

Don't sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there's nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.

If you want to see true love, you must go through the pain.

The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars and the selfish hide in high places.

I love rain!! The dark sky, thunder, and the smell! rainy days  make me happy!!!

Sometimes It's better to be alone...No one can hurt you.

The most painful goodbye's are those which were never said and never explained....

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in Everything. Your job is just to pump blood, So stick to it.

The Part that Hurts Me the Most, Is Knowing that I Once Had U And Then Lost U.

I don't depend on people any more because I'm tired of being disappointed.

Whatsapp status #960 Everyone thinks that "I m happy and fine" but look a li'l closer, u will see tears in my eyes.

One Of The Hardest Things In Life Is Having The Words In Your Heart That You Can Not Speak

It's sad how people become what they had promised they never will.

I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long, and then you start talking to me like nothing happened!

I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.

To achieve something you've never had before, you must do something you've never done before.

The worst feeling is when you smile at your crush, but they don't even acknowledge your existence...

Emptiness feels so heavy.

If someone breaks you as a person, don't worry! Someone else will help you heal. And then they'll break you too. Cruel world. Get used to it.

It's sad when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were

My smile doesn't always mean *I'm happy *.... sometimes it means *I can manage*..... and sometimes it just means *I am tired of crying*

Whatsapp status #970 Sometimes i want to die for a day and just watch and see who really cares.

I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.

I know life was never meant to be easy.. but i never thought it would be this hard.

Who lives in a glassy house should not throw stones to others.

Learn as if you will live forever, live as if you will die tomorrow.

Life is the most difficult exam. Many people fail b'coz they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.

Can't deny that I want you.

Sometimes all you ever want is someone to want and need you as much as you want and need them..

If the only thing that makes you happy is hurting someone.. then you really need to look in the mirror and get your happiness another way..

Never let the pain from your past punish your present and paralyze your future.

Whatsapp status #980 I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I only exist when you want something from me.

You don't really know what you have until it's gone..

I'm sad. No. I'm mad. No, wait... I don't know I just need a freaking hug..

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.

As I'm trying to make everyone else happy I'm making myself miserable in the process

Seven days without you makes me weak.

You don't really know what you have until it's gone..

Whatsapp status #990 I used to love you with all my heart, but now I tell myself I'm done. And then I look at you and tell myself I'm lying.

There are songs that can really make you sad and cry when you hear them. But it's actually not the song that makes you cry, it's the people behind the memories..

Just because my eyes don't tear doesn't mean my heart doesn't cry. And just because I come off strong, doesn't mean there's nothing wrong..

It hurts the most, when someone who made you feel special yesterday then makes you feel like you are the most unwanted person today.

My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.

I remember all those crazy things you said, you left them running through my head. You are always there, you are everywhere. But right now I wish you were here.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who is making you cry?

i lost the one who was not even mine she lost the one who was all only hers

The higher you climb on love's ladder, the harder you fall.

Whatsapp status #1000 It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.

What's the point in all this screaming, no one's listening anyway.

There's just some days when it all seems to be wrong and nothing feels right.

There are times when we must be hurt in order to grow, we must lose in order to gain, because some lessons in life are best learned through Pain!

Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine for a wound given by love.

One day, you will wake up realizing how much I mean to you. When that day comes, I might have woken up with someone else.

Never cry for anyone in your life, because those for you cry  don't deserve your tears and those who are deserving will never let you cry.

You hurt me more than I deserve, how can you be so cruel? I love you more than you deserve, why am I such a fool?

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like other part of my body is broken too.

Every Heart Has A Pain .. Only The Way Of Expression Is Different .. Some Hide It In Eyes While Some Hide In Their Smile.

Whatsapp status #1010 Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him.

I fell for you, but you didn't catch me.

Forget about me, erase me, dont even think back. Because one day when you wake up, you'll remember me and realize that you should have held on.

Life is like an exam I am determined to pass.

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.

Be a good person, But don't try to prove.

It is so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?

Whatsapp status #1020 Don't talk if you don't have any good thing to say.

The biggest mistake you'll ever make, are the risks you didn't take.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

The best feeling in the world is realizing you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed the most.

If others are jealous, you are doing something right.

You'll never realize the value of what you have, until what you have is no longer yours.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one...!

"Success" all depends on the second letter.

Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.

Whatsapp status #1030 You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.

I guess actions Speak Everything..... Not a whatsapp Status!!!

The winner of any argument is always the one with better English. :D

I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it.

Relationship now a days.... start with poking And... end with blocking :p :)

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook :-P

Dear Facebook..! Plz change your "What's on your mind" to "Copied..??...Now Paste Here"! :P

Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that.... i:e Facebook xD

Whatsapp status #1040 When Ever I see Your NaMe In My NotiFication I dun Know wHy a SMILE AutomatiCally ComeS On My Face

Dear Facebook... Every time I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her?" Is she your sister..??? :p

If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

How Stories Will Begin In The Future "Once Upon A Timeline..." :D

Awesome moment is when you reading someone's status and you know its for you.... :-)

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

I'd be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.

Advice to women: Date like a man and you'll never get hurt.

Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..

Whatsapp status #1050 If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we're done, ur deleted.

The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.

The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.

Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?

Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from age.

Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.

You can't buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;

Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

Whatsapp status #1060 We've solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.

When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'Desserts' :)

Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)

can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough

All i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)

Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Whatsapp status #1070 A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

The best mirror is an old friend.

Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

A beautiful friendship can change people.

Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.

I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing because your actions spoke the truth.

Trust is the foundation of love, if you don't have trust you don't have anything.

I don't trust anyone who talks bad about someone else to me, they probably talk behind my back too.

Trust is something very powerful as it can make a relation terrible or wonderful depending on the person you are trusting.

Trust. Such an easy word. Such an impossible quality.

Whatsapp status #1080 When I give you my time, I'm giving you a portion of my life that I will never get back. Please don't make me regret it.

Without communication there is no relationship. Without respect there is no LOVE. Without trust there is no reason to continue.

Trust: To give someone the complete authority to destroy you but at the same time being confident that person will never do it.

Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.

Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller with every mistake.

To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.

Don't make friends before understand and don't break friendship after misunderstanding.

A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

Trust is like a paper once it's crumpled it can't be perfect.

Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to fix.

Whatsapp status #1090 It hurts a lot when you trust someone blindly. And that someone proves that you are actually blind.

Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.

Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.

A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.

Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.

That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.

Whatsapp status #1100 A good friend helps you up when yo fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

Fake friends are around when they think you're cool. True friends are around even when they think you're fool.

Once best friends now strangers with memories.

A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Friends are the family you choose

If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.

Whatsapp status #1110 There may not be something between us to remember forever but there is something that will not make us forget each other, our friendship.

Your friendship to me means a lot to me.

You have been the best friend ever. Supporting and cheering me on. I hope I can reciprocate the kindness you have shown me all this time.

Friends are more expensive then diamonds because the diamond always have a price but friends are priceless.

Love is so strange. Sometimes it becomes reason to live life and sometimes to leave life.

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past are certain to miss the future.

Never say 'that wont happen to me', life has funny ways of proving us wrong.

Never do something permanently foolish just because you are temporarily upset.

Cute relationship is..... When someone is angry with you and says "i will never talk to you..." And later comes back to you to just inform you.. i am still angry....

If you lose a friend because you're honest,he wasn't a good friend..!!

Whatsapp status #1120 Your real friends aren't the ones you spend the most time with, but the ones you share the most memories with.

Friends are connected heart to heart. Distance and time can't break them apart.

Should I be happy that we're friends or sad bcoz thats all we will ever be?

I have benefits if anybody needs a friend :)

A fake friend calls when they need something. A real friend calls to ask if you're in need of something.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in just happiness.

True friend's silence hurts more than an enemy's rough words.

Fake friends treats you like a tree, they care as long as you give away fruits but once you stop, they fire your branches to cook those fruits you gave.

If you want to have real friend, the first step you have to do is to Be ONE.

New friends - They make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter and life a little better than before.

Whatsapp status #1130 Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hours.

Sometimes the best way to stay close to someone you love is being just a friend.

I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.

The more dependent you are on your friends to have a good time, the lonelier you are deep down inside. So be friends with 'yourself' first.!

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Whatsapp status #1140 There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.

I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

Nothing is more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.