Quotes on doctors

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
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The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
~ Lewis Thomas
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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
~ Willie Nelson
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God heals and the doctor takes the fees.
~ Benjamin Franklin
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Most doctors are prisoners of their education and shackled by their profession.
~ Richard Diaz
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Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
~ Jodi Picoult
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Each patient carries his own doctor inside him.
~ Norman Cousins
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Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.
~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
~ Jonathan Swift
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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte
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The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.
~ Anton Chekhov
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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte
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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
~ Author Unknown
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
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Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Submitted by: Ethan
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During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”
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The best doctor gives the least medicines.
– Benjamin Franklin
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One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.
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The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.
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Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.
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My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
– Matthau
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
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Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum
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Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.
– Hippocrates
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Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
– Jodi Picoult
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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
– Bonaparte
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A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.
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A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.
– Leonard Louis Levinson
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The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
– George Bernard Shaw
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Never ask a surgeon whether you need an operation.
– Kocher
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The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.
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Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.
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The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
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The two best physicians of them all – – Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.
– Gregory Dean Jr.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
– Jonathan Swift
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Physician, heal thyself.
– Hebrew
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Time is generally the best doctor.
– Ovid
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It is the duty of a doctor to prolong life and it is not his duty to prolong the act of dying.
– Horder
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Cure the disease and kill the patient.
– Bacon
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
– Erma Bombeck
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While doctors consult, the patient dies.
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The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.
– David Lloyd George
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Every patient is a doctor after his cure.
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The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
– Robert S. Mendelsohn
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The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.
– Denis Diderot
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Nature is better than a middling doctor.
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Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.
– Heraclitus of Ephesus
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A surgeon should be young a physician old.
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Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
– Kocher
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There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
– Rabelais
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Every invalid is a physician.
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Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.
– Herbert
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The practice of medicine is a thinker’s art, the practice of surgery a plumber s.
– Martin H
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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.
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Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
– Bohn
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Doctors are generally dull dogs.
– John Wilson
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After all, a doctor is just to put your mind at rest.
– Petronius
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When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.
– Conan
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If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; if he kills, the earth hides it.
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The first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
– Franklin
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I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.
– Voltaire
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The doctor of the future will be oneself.
– Albert Schweitzer
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1. You are more than just a doctor
You are friend and guide too
So here’s a special wish coming your way
Happy Doctors Day to you.

2. Thank you doctor for being there
Whenever I needed your guidance and care
Happy Doctors Day

3. When there are tears, you are a shoulder.
When there is pain, you are a medicine.
When there is a tragedy, you are a hope.
Happy Doctor’s Day.

4. It is Your deed That makes us feel proud It’s great to have a doctor in the family. Wish you a very Happy Doctor’s Day.