Quotes on doctors

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
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The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
~ Lewis Thomas
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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
~ Willie Nelson
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God heals and the doctor takes the fees.
~ Benjamin Franklin
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Most doctors are prisoners of their education and shackled by their profession.
~ Richard Diaz
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Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
~ Jodi Picoult
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Each patient carries his own doctor inside him.
~ Norman Cousins
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Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.
~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
~ Jonathan Swift
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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte
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The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.
~ Anton Chekhov
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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte
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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
~ Author Unknown
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