Alcohol Quotes

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
~ George Bernard Shaw
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I drink to make other people more interesting.
~ Ernest Hemingway
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Wine is a grand thing, I said. It makes you forget all the bad.
~ Ernest Hemingway
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Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.
~ Michael Broadbent
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Whisky is sunlight held together by water held together by water.
~ Cafe Royal Circle Bar
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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
~ Herman Smith-Johannsen
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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
~ W. C. Fields
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I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
~ Carl Sandburg
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I never worry about being driven to drink. I just worry about being driven home.
~ W.C. Fields
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
~ Homer Simpson
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
~ Lady Astor
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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
~ Jean Kerr
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
~ Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
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Head for the future, run from the past. Hide from the mirror and live in the glass. What dreams forget the whiskey remembers.
~ Eric Church
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A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.
~ Carolyn Gold Heilbrun
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O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.
~ William Shakespeare
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There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.
~ Samuel Johnson
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Sobers are so bores.
~ JD Ghai
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
~ Matt Groening
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There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.
~ Ovid
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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
~ Benjamin Franklin
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I drink to make other people more interesting.
~ Ernest Hemingway
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Write drunk, edit sober.
~ Ernest Hemingway
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He was a wise man who invented beer.
~ Plato
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Draft beer, not people.
~ Author Unknown
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