Punjabi jokes

A Punjabi woman in London talking in English to a doctor about her sick child:
My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,
Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,
Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,
Nale Nak Vi Leak Da!
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Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do
Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena
Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda
Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda
Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda
Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin?
Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...!
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Enjoy the finest of Punjabi poetry:
Once there was a Crow;
Chandigarh Vich Baitha Si Oh.
Usne Peg Laye Si Do;
O Talli Geya Si Ho.
Ik Chiri Rahi Si Ro;
Crow Ne Ched Ditti Oh.
Utto Aa Geya Chiri Da Peo;
Chiri De Peo Ne Phir Kuttya Crow.
Crow Sharminda Geya Si Ho;
Hun Chiri Nu Bhain Kehnda Oh!
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Ajj Kal De Zamaane Vichh Maape Apne Baccheyan Da Bahut Kehna Mande Hann!
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Santa used to go daily to a meat shop: Boneless Meat Deo... Kutte Vaaste.
Then one day he came - Bones Wala Deo.
The butcher asked: Ajj Dog Nu Bones Vi Deoge?
Santa: Nahi, Ajj Assi Khaana!
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Yaar Main Ik Kudi Di Fake ID To Kisi Kudi Naal Gall Karda Hunda Si, Mainu Usde Naal Pyaar Ho Geya. Fir Ik Din Main Usnu Daseya Ki Main Munda Haan,
Usda Reply Aaya Ki Oh Vi Munda Hai.
Yaar Lok Eddan Kyon Karde Aa!
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Punjab Da Vikas Te Malaysia Da Jahaaj - Je Kise Ne Dekhia Ta Jaroor Dasso!
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T.T.: Ticket Dikhao.
Santa: Aa Lo Ji.
T.T.: Eh Ta Purani Ticket Hai.
Santa: Te Train Kehda Tere Peyo Ne Hune Showroom To Kadwai Aa!
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Professor: Je Koi Munda Girls Hostel Di Taraf Geya Ta Pehli Vaar Rs.100 fine, Duji Vaar 200 Te Tiji Vaar 500 fine Lagguga.
Pappu: Sir Ji, PASS Kine Da Banuga?
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Saade Layi Ta Valentine Week Aiven Langh Geya,
Jiven Sharabian Layi Naraate!
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Vehle Assi - 'Tension' Lokan Nu!
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Petrol, Sharab Te Net Pack Jinne Marzi Mehnge Ho Jaan,
Punjabiyan Nu Koi Farak Nahi Painda!
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Mangal Sutra Latakda Hovey Ta Kudi Shaadi Shuda;
Je Munh Latakda Hovey Ta Munda!
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ਉੱਠ ਕੇ ਸਵੇਰੇ ਨਾਮ ਲਈਏ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ;
ਦੋਵੇਂ ਹੱਥ ਜੋੜ ਭਲਾ ਮੰਗੀਏ ਸੱਬ ਦਾ!

Uth Ke Savere Naam Layiye Rabb Da;
Dove Hath Jod Bhala Mangiye Sab Da!

Good Morning!
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Biology Teacher: What is Aloe Vera?
Pappu: It's a Punjabi sister/brother offering something to his elder brother!
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Baari Barsi Khattan Geya Si;
Baari Barsi Khattan Geya Si;
Maa Ne Khichh Ke Maari Chandd;
Jacket Paa Kuteya, Bahar Kinni Thandd!
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Yaar Change Hoan Tan Rabb Ban Jande Ne;
Yaar Madde Hoan Tan Yabb Ban Jande Ne!
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Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te Share Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich Safari Gaddi Mang Layi Hove!
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Urdu Mein Arz Kiya Hai:
Woh Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi;
Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye Toh Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon!
Punjabi Explanation in Short:
MAIN DUJJI LABH LAYI!
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Kinni Ajeeb Gall Hai - Kandh Vichh Traid Pai Jaave Ta Kandh Digg Paindi Hai;
Par Rishteyian Vich Traid Pai Jave Ta Kandhan Khadiyan Ho Jandian Ne!
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We are Punjabi.
Aapa Calm Coom Nahi Hunde!
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Ik Kudi Mainu Kehndi - Tussi, Mera Dil Ta Nai Todoge?
Main Keha - Kamliye, Assi Sara Din Dakka Ni Tod De, Tera Dil Ki Todange!
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Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Diyo, Mera Viyah Ho Geya Hai.
Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi!
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Lo Bhai Dosto, T-shirts Nu Karo Maaf;
Geyser Nu Kar Lo Saaf, Rajayia Nu Chara Lo Glaaf;
Jacketan Te Kotiyan Wali Kholo Paand;
Mere Walo Sareya Nu Happy Thand!
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Doctor Kehnda Savere Jaldi Utho... Umar Vaddhi Hai.
Murga Savere Cheti Uthda Hai, Te Sham Nu Shaheed Ho Janda Hai.
Vehma To Bacho Aaram Naal Utho!
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Teacher: Jo Bachha 20 Tak Counting Sunaega Use Main Ek Kiss Dungi.
Punjabi Bachha: Madam Ji, Mainu 100 Tak Aaundi Hai. Tussi Scheme Puri Dasso!
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Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai... Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te 'Share' Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich 'Innova' Gaddi Mang Layi Hove!
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Always speak truth to your parents and run away immediately after saying it... because the speed of
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'JUTTI' shall be certainly faster than you!
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Ik Ta Pehla Hi Mood Off Hunda Utto Ghar De Moongi Masri Bana Lainde Aa!
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Dada: Puttar Andarun, Mere Dand Tain Zara Le Aa.
Pota: Par Daddu, Ajje Roti Tain bani Nahin.
Dada: Oye! Roti Nu Maar Goli, Main Tain Sirf Saamne Waali Buddhi Nu Smile Deni Hai!
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Main iPhone 6 lena aa,
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Je Kise Nu Kidney Chahidi Hove, Ta Dasyo!
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Kissi Ne Mainu Pucheya - Whatsapp Group Ki Hunda Hai?
Main Keha, "WhatsApp Group Railgaddi De Uss Bhare Hoye General Dabbe Di Tarah Hunda Hai Jiss Vich 'Padd' Koi Vi Maare Sunghna Sare Dabbe Nu Painda Hai!"
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Meanwhile in Punjab:
Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna.
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
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Arrange Marriage means that you are walking and suddenly a snake bites;
But Love Marriage means you go to the snake, and say "Ley Wadd Ley".
Hunn Wadd Vi!
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Punjabi Girl to her Bengali boyfriend in College: Main Kidan Lag Rahi Hain?
Bengali Boyfriend: Bhalo!
Girl: Aur Tu Bandar. Kutte... Kamine... Dafa Ho Ja!
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Main Petrol Pump Aley Nu Keha 20 Da Tel Payi, Yaar.
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Saala Aggo Kenda - 10 Hor Dedo Pump Ch Hissa Pva Dene Aa !
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Jananiya De Drame Te 'Nike' De Pajame Saara Saal Chalde Ne!
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When I Whatsapp and you read, we both think of each other. Do you know what that means?
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Tussi vi Vehle te Assi vi Vehle!
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Convent School de bachhe Zoo Vichh: Wow monkey is sleeping, don't disturb.
Punjab Govt. School de bachhe: Oh Vekh, Tera Peo Suta Peya... Watta Mar Saale de!
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Pendu Jawaak: Bapu, Main Ikk Billi Agge 2 Chuhe Rakhe... Billi Ne Ikk Kha Lea, Ikk Nahi.
Peyu: O Kyon? Ik Plastic da Houga, Kanjra.
Jawaak: Nahi Bapu. Ik Main Nakk Cho Kadeya Si!
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Bachha: Mummy Tu Ta Kehndi Si Ke Pari Udd-di Hundi Aa. Fir Apni Gwandan Aunty Kyun Ni Udd-di?
Mummy: Ohnu Pari Kihne Keha?
Bachha: Daddy Kehnde Si.
Mummy: Lae Fir Puttar, Ajj Uddegi.. Ohh Naale Tera Peo Vi!
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Wife ko Pyaar Sey Gulaab Maarne Par Response:
English speaking wife: You are really very naughty, Sweetheart!
Urdu speaking wife: Na Karo na, Jaanu!
Panjabi speaking wife: Banda Ban Ja, Kanjra!
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Pappu: Papa, mera padhayi vich dil ni lagda...Mera vyaah karwa deo.
Santa: Marzi aa teri, Puttar... Inj rull ya unj rull!
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Vyaah Karoun Da Ik Fayda Ta Jaroor Hai...
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Paise Bhavein Lagg Jaande Ne... Par Saari Umar Di Cheej Ban Jaandi Hai!
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Teacher: Jurmana Maafi Di Arzi Likho.
Pappu: Sir, Jurmana Kina Hai?
Teacher: 5 Rupae.
Pappu: Ah Lo 5 Rupae, Mere Bapu Ne Keha Hai Ke 5-10 Pichhe Kissi Kanjar Di Minnat Ni Karni
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A boy proposed to a girl, "I love you, I was in love with you from the 1st time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You're my first and the last wish. You're everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily ever after! Please don't say no to me. You're the love and my life.
Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Ni Aundi!
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English Mother : Good night, dear!
Hindi Mother: Shubh Ratri, Beta!
Punjabi Mother: So Ja Kuteya! Mobile Da Kheda Chadd De! Rakh De Apne Peo Nu Hun...
Phone Wali Maa Naal Svere Gala Kr Lei!
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Whatsapp Wali Ho Gayi Kudiye;
Tu Bhul Gyi FB Wale Yaaran Nu;
Dukhaan Ne Tera Yaar Khaa Leya;
Jiven ELANTE Khaa Gya 17 Nu!

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1. Teacher: ” Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi”, Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh.

2. Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan.

3. Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar
Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar
Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae
Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae
Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?
“Jago Students, Jago Vai…”

4. Ik Banda Lambi Jehi Telescope Naal Asmaan Nu Dekh Reha Si,
Ik Bihari Dhyan Naal Usnu Dekh Reha Si,
Jadi Ik Tara Tuteya,
Bahiya Changaadeya, Wah Babu Ji, Kaa Nishana Lagaye Ho.

5. Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi Ke Kehn Lagi, Ik Anda De Devo.
Shopkeeper: Ande Da Tu Ki Karna Hai?
Murgi: Mere Pati Ne Keha Hai Ke,
RS. 2/- Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Kharab Na Kari.

6. Ik Vaar Bantu Raste Vich Chalde Chalde Ik Khote (Gadhe) De Agge Dig Peya.
Ose Time Ik Ladki Boldi Hai, “Apne Vadde Pra Da Ashirwad Le Reha Hai?”
Bantu: “Haanji Bhabhi Ji.”

7. Bantu: Teri Car Da Tyre Kivein Penture Hoeya?
Ghantu: Ik Daaru Di Bottle Isde Thale Aa Gayi Si.
Bantu: Tainu Bottle Nazar Ni Aayi Si.
Ghantu: Bottle Os Bande Di Jeb Vich Si, Jo Meri Gaddi De Thalle Aaya Si.

8. Maalak, “Main Ik Ghante Ton Bell Baja Reha Haan, Tainu Sunda Hi Nahi.”
Naukar: “Tusi Taan Maalak Ho Ji, Ik Ghanta Ki, Sara Din Bell Bajao, Thanu Kaun Rok Sakda Hai ?”

9. Wife Husband Nu: Taaki Vich Parde Lava Deyo,
Nava Gawandi Mainu Vekhan Di Kosish Karda Hai.
Husband: Ik Vaar Vekh Lain De,
Fer Aur Aapi Apne Parde Lava Lavega.

10. Ek Passenger Air-hostess Nu Kehnda: “Tuhadi Shakal Meri Wife Naal Bohut Mildi Hai.”
Airhostess Ohnu Jor Naal Thappad Mardi Hai.
Passenger: Aadat Taan Jama Hi Ose Vargi Hai Ji.

11. Husband Te Wife Ik Hotel Ch Gaye, Jadi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kitta.
Wife Ne Puchha, “Kaun Si Oh?”
Husband: Tu Mera Dimaakh Na Chatt,
Main Pehlan Hi Preshan Haan Ke Oh Vi Ehi Gall Puchhegi.

12. Bacha: Mummy Aitki Aapan Saare Pataake Es Shop Ton Lavange,
Mummy: Na Mere Putter, Eh Taan Girl Hostel Hai, Pataakeyan Di Dukan Thode Aa.
Bacha: Paape Ne Taan Dasseya Si Saari Phul-Jharian, Te Pataake Aithe Hi Rehnde Ne.

13. Husband to Wife: Kya Tumhara Shaadi Se Pehle Koi Boyfriend Tha?
Wife Chup Ho Jaati Hai…
Husband: Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjoon?
Wife: Pehle Gin To Loon, Tab Batayungi Na?

14. Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aur Unhe Dekh Humare Dil Se Awaj Nikli,
Fitte Moonh, Tussi Aithe Vi Aa Gaye…

15. Golu Cycle De Utte Ja Reha Si,
Raste Ch Ik Bhikhari Mileya, “Allah De Na Te Kuch De Davo…”
Golu Nu Tarash Aaya, “Chal Aa Cycle Te Bai, Tainu Garden Da Ik Chakkar De Devan.”

16. Santa: Tuhada Kutta Tan Sher Varga Ho Geya, Ki Khwande Ho Ehnu?

Banta: Oye, Eh Sher Hi Hai, Sala Pyar, Pyur De Chakkaran Ch Pai Geya, Sakhal Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Ae.

17. Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Nu “I Love You” Kehnda Hai Te Gir Painda Hai,
Girlfriend: Ae Tusi Ki Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: I am Falling in Love.

18. Gamman De Tufaan Ehoje Chale,
Assi Ikk Duje Toh Bichhad Gaye,
Hanju Bhi Saathon Puchhan Lage,
Tuhade Saathi Kithe Gaye?

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1. Mehmaan, “Main Jad Vi Tuhade Ghar Te Aake Khana Khanda Han, Tan Tuhada Kutta Mainu Lagatar Ghoorda Rehenda Hai, Ehnu Koi Bimari Tan Ni Hai?”
Mejban Da Baccha: Uncle Jee, Oh Apni Plate Nu Changi Taranh Pachhaanda Hai. 😀

2. Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai: Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.
Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.

3. Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… 😀

4. Wife Ne Ik Nava Mobile Sim Kharidya,
Husband Nu Surprise Den Layi, Ohne Kitchen Ch Jaake Call Karya, “Hiii Darling”.
Husband: Call you later, Darling, The devil is near in Kitchen…

5. Husband to Wife: Je Meri Naukari Nikal Jave Tan Tu Ki Karengi?
Badi Soch Vichar Ton Baad – Wife: Main Adhe Paise Laike Tenu Chhadd Devnagi…
Husband: Meri 100 Rupye Di Lottery Nikali Hai, Aa Fad 50 Rupye Te Dafa Hoja…

6. Do amli
pelha amli duze amli nu: kal tenu eni maar kiyo pyi.
duza amli: kal yaar viyah vich boli galt pa geyi c,
pelha amli: kehri?
duza amli: bari basi khatn geya c khat ke leaandi taar, bhangra ta sajda
je nachan kudi de yaar.

7. Santa: Jad Mera Nava-Nava Viah Hoya Si Tan Menu Meri Voti Aini Changi Lagdi Hundi Si Ke Dil Karda Si Ke Ohnu Kha Hi Jawa…
Banta: Te Hun Kidda Lagda E?
Santa: Hun Na Puch Yaar, Hun Lagda E Ke Je Khaa Janda Tan Mere Tidd Ch Dard Ho Jana Si…

8. Ik Leader Apni Tiwi Nu: Main Apna 50 Crore Da Beema Karvaya E…
Wife: Eh Tusi Bada Changa Kamm Kitta E, Hun Menu Baar-Baar Ni Kehna Paina Ke Apna Khyaal Rakho…

9. Wife: Meri Umar 45 Hon De Baawjood Vi Tuhada Ik Dost Meri Husan Di Taareef Karda Ni Thakda…
Husband: Ik Hi Banda Kar Sakda E, Oh Maange Raam? Haina?
Wife: Oh God, Sahi Keha, Tuanu Kive Pta…
Husband: Kabaadi E Na…

10. Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..
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Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..
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Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
“Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya”.

11. Husband Naal Ladai Karn Ton Baad, Tivi Ne Apni Maa Nu Phone Kitta: Mummy Osne Fer Mere Naal Ladai Kitti E, Main Tuade Kol Aa Rahi Han…
Maa: Na Putt Na, Ohnu Ohdi, Galati Di Keemat Chukaani Pavegi,
Tu Na Aa, Main Aa Jaani Aa Tere Kol…

12. Pappu :”fruitwalay baba, give me some potatoes fever
Fruitwala :”Ahh ‘potatoes fever’ ki hunda hai ??
Pappu :”Oh my God, you illiteracy people, potatoes fever means “Aaloo Bukhara”

13. 40 Saal Da Ik Banda, Apne Vyah Lyi Kudi Nu Dekhan Gya,
Kudi Di Maa, Os Bande Nu Dekhde Hi Chingaad Marke, Behosh Ho Gyi,
Hosh Aaun Ton Baad Sabne Puchheya, Ki Hoya Ki Si Tenu?
Kudi Di Maa Ne Keha, Eh Banda 18 Saal Pehlaan Menu Vi Dekhan Aaya Si…

14. JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

15. Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.botal sharab di master kol de k jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.

16. Aj bahut dino baad kitab kholi toh kayi Raaz pata chale jaise ki…
Aa ni aunda.
Aa vi ni aunda
Aa tan pehli var padya.
Aa vi syllabus vich hai?

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1. Teri Gali Vichon Langa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke
Sanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi Hoyi Ae
JaKe Puch Layi Tu Thanedar Nu
Assi Ohdi Vi Kudi Fasayi Hoyi Ae.

2. Fer Ki Hoeya Je Tu Hathan Te Mehndi La Layi
Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajawange
Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Sadi Kismat Ch Nahi
Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange.

3.Har Dhadkan che ek Raaj Hunda ae, Har Dhadkan che ek Raaj Hunda ae, Har Gall nu dassan da v ek Andaaz hunda ae, Jadon tal Thokar n alagge Bewafayi di, Har kisi nu Apne pyaar te Naaz hund ae.

4.Mere to puchdeO mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon..

5. Msj vele dunia sari,miss call te suki yari,eder udar lamiya callan mot paindi ae sade vari..

6. Jad kise bande da bin marji viah hoje,
Hasdi vasdi dunia tabah hoje,
Ghar wali jad bina gall ton rus rus vikhandi a,
Phir rabb ton pehlan mashook chete aundi a..

7. Aari Aari Aari
Hadipa
Aari Aari Aari
Sadi lag gai mangtya nal yaari
SMS nahio bhejde
O SMS nahio bhejde
Sade ho gaye
yaar BHikhari…

8. Koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ “wah wah wah” koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan nyTang Keeta!!

9. Main ode layi gaana gaya,,
Tenu sohniye bulande jaan jaan gabru de bul suk gaye,,
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Chandri Vaseline di dabbi fda gyi.

10. Raati sajjna kol baitheya der ho gai.
der aisi hoi k saver ho gai.
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fer- Bapu DAANG leake baitha c,
ghar aundeya hi yaaran di repair ho gai..

11. Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo

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1.Heer Ranjhe de wangu Sadi Love v Badi Unique c, Aasi Ik Duje de ho k v Vichad jana.. Kyuki Ehi Sadi Taqdir c…

2. Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

3. Tere Ishq Ch Channa Kho Gaye Aaa Tenu Takya Te Tere Ho Gaye Aaa Tera Pal Da Vichoda Nahio Jarna Kise Sohne Utte Assa Nahio Marna Saanu Te Changa Tu Lagda Sohnea.

4. Punjab Valeya Nu Shonk Sardari Da Ik Shon Bullet Te Landi Jeep Di Svari Da Gallan Naal Ni Kam Sarida Gharon Kad K Banda Marida..

5. Dosti vich hoi Bewafai taan Vekhi jaugi, Dosti vich hoi Bewafai taan Vekhi jaugi, Je tu preet na nibhai taan Vekhi jaugi, Main rab de kehan te zindagi nahi chhadni, Je tu apni kasam pavayi taan Vekhi jaugi.

6. Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te Jat alto te alto110 te ,jatt swift te swft 120 te, Agge agge ki jatt ambulance Te. AmbUlance 130 Te.!

7. G karda eh raat na mukke, G karda eh raat na mukke, Chandri eh mulkat na mukke, Pyar bhari teri eh baat na mukke Supnya di eh saugat na mukke, Mukk -di jind mukk jave par tera mera saath na mukke.

8. Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra. Pyar kita Zcinema de tra. Dekhya fashion tv de tra. Suneya tenu Mh1 tra. Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra….!!

9. Heart touching line…! ..!! Jehdi kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade… . . . . . ..Kamlii..!!! Aj gol gappe piche lad pai…!