Monday messages

Mondays are inevitable, but a little bit of exercise can really help lift your spirits.
Good Morning and have a Happy Monday!
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You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
Have a Happy Monday & great week ahead!
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#MondayBlues
What if remove Monday and have another day called Funday between Saturday and Sunday!
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Monday is the day when everyone is jealous of the unemployed!
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Anyone who says 'Good Morning' on a Monday is a sociopath!
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May God give courage to everyone...
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to attend office today!
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I've heard about history repeating itself...
But this 'Monday' things has to stop!
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You don't need a New Year to make a change. All you need is a Monday.
May you make this week to change your life!
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Monday is the perfect day to correct last week's mistakes.
Good Morning!
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Monday Morning Thoughts:
I just can't wait for another weekend!
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If Monday had a face I'd punch it!
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Sometimes, somewhere, when you least expect it, Monday strikes!
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Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.
Have a nice Monday!
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Always try your best to get whatever you love.
Otherwise you will be forced to love whatever you get.
Have a nice Monday!
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If weekends don't excite you, change your friends;
And if Mondays don't motivate you, change your profession!
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Monday - the day when you need to forget which day of the week it is!
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Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday!
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Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday!
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Monday is when you plant the seeds of your week. Then everyone else provides the fertilizer.
Have a great start to the week!
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If Life is a Flower then Love is surely Honey.
May you have a honeyed Monday!
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May Monday be a harbinger of peace and may it open a new vista of opportunities!
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Once in life do fall in love, not necessarily with a person but with an idea, a dream and an ambition.
Have a rollicking start to the week!
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Dear God,
There is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it!
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Mondays aren't so bad... it's my job that sucks!
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is!
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Look at the bright side at least Mondays only happen once a week.
Have a very happy Monday!
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Dear Lazy Employees,
You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me.
Sincerely,
Monday
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Tuesdays are so useless. No no one likes them. They're like a second Monday!
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Don't listen to those who tell you to "Stop Dreaming and Face Reality".
Just keep reiterating to yourself to "Keep Dreaming and Make It a Reality".
Have a blessed Monday!
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Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.
Have a fresh start to the week!
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I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?
I want to exchange it for another Friday!
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LIFE is like a Racquet game.
If we want to win, we need to:
Serve Well Return Well Face Crucial Moments Calmly And remember game starts with "LOVE ALL"!
Have a happy Monday!
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The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
Have a very nice Monday!
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Gosh!!!
Weekends are probably made in China. They don't last long!
Have a nice Monday!
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Dear Monday,
I was thinking you should take a holiday.
Trust me, no one will miss you..
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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
Have a great Monday!
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I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh!
Have an eventful Monday!
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Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday!
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There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!
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M: Moaning
O: Odd
N: Nasty
D: Day
A: Amidst
Y: Yawning
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays!
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Monday is like a Maths problem.
Add the irritation;
Subtract the sleep;
Multiply the problems;
And Divide the happiness!
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Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?
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