Flirt messages

Being polite is so rare these days that it is often confused with flirting!
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If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you!
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Please help the homeless.
Take me home with you!
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Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection!
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Cute Flirt:
A Girlfriend is temporary but an ex-Girlfriend is for Lifetime!
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I really want you to be my Facebook password!
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An excellence view:
I loved someone truly, but he broke my heart into pieces,
Now every piece of my heart loves someone, and people call me a FLIRT!
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'U' has been my favouite vowel in the game of Scrabble. No wonder, I love 'U'!
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Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold that for you!
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I wish that I was what you wanted!
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Do you like me as I am?
Or should I pray God to improve your taste!
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7 billion smiles and yours is my favourite!
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Your eyes speak a language that my mind can read and my heart understands!
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You have no idea how fast my HEART races when I see you!
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Wonderful combinations in this world:
Heart and beats
Night and moon
Music and songs
Roses and love
My messages and your smile after reading them!
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Most pictures may be worth a thousand words but a picture of you needs only one word:
Wow!
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Every time you look at me, I look away.
Every time you look away, I look at you!
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I want to be your favourite Hello;
And the most difficult Goodbye!
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Of all the people that could have stolen my heart - I am so happy, it was you!
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When you look at me:
My heart melts;
My eyes twinkle;
And my face lightens up!
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I once had a dream that you were here with me standing by my side saying those three words that meant everything to me.
I know that dream will come true, And until that day, I am waiting here for you!
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If life was supposed to be easy, I wouldn't be sitting here trying to figure out ways to get you to fall in love with me!
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Don't make me wait just because you know I will!
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No matter how happily married a woman may be, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not!
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Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don't you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you!
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Every time my phone rings, I breathe in slowly and pray that it's you...
Calling to say - I miss you!
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The night was dark, the moon was high;
I stopped my car, you wondered why?
I learnt so close, you felt shy.
I uttered those three words...
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I... La... puncture!
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Youre not only my Candy, you're also my Crush;
Whenever I see your Pic, it makes me blush!
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If you read this message, you owe me a Hug;
If you delete it, you owe me a Kiss;
If you save it, you owe me a Date;
If you reply to me, you owe me "All of the above".
But if you ignore, you are mine!
So plan your move accordingly!
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If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I didn't want to say goodbye!
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Truth is if I could be with anyone, I would still choose you!
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My heart has a room and it's empty. Do you want to move in?
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You wanna know who's amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again!
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If I could be any alphabet, I would choose 'V'... so that I could be next to 'U' forever!
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If I had a star for every time you brightened up my life, I'd be holding the galaxy!
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Love happens automatically...
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the manual working of it is called flirting!
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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with,
'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!
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Flirting is like a game of Chess.
One wrong move... and you are married!
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You can fall from a mountain;
You can fall from a tree;
But the best way to fall is to fall in love with me!
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Your voice is so sweet to me that it awakens the depths of my heart!
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No matter how strong a person I am... your presence and even absence always makes me weak!
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I wonder if you think of me like I think of you!
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I have a pen... you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities!
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You aren't cute;
You aren't beautiful;
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You are both... you're cutieful!
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you!
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Two rules of a man's life:
1. Never flirt with any unknown lady.
2. Never consider any lady unknown!
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F: Forget
L: Love,
I: I'd
R: Rather
T: Tease
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Before I met you, I didn't know what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason at all!
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Call me a flirt, call me a fake;
That's just me so give me a break;
Call me weird, call me a geek;
Call me what you want, I'm just unique!
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Politeness has become so rare, that people mistake it for Flirting.
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Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y!
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I'm not flirting. I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive!
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Boy to a girl, "Can I borrow a coin?"
Girl: Why?
Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams.
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I get hungry whenever I see your almond-shaped eyes!
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
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Girl you are clever girl you are smart;
Girl your are like a work of art;
Girl you are sexy;
Girl you are fine;
The only thing you ain't is;
Mine.
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You can call me a flirt;
But when I'm in a relationship;
I'm one faithful and loyal person.
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I have had a really bad day;
And it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?
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The moment I saw you;
You warmed my heart;
Second time you made little flames and;
Now you make my heart burn like hell.
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Some nights, I can't sleep because my mind is consumed with the thought of how much easier it would be if you were by my side!
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Is your dad an astronomer? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
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I know you think I'm cute;
I know you think I'm fine;
But like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
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Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation!
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If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn't be fighting for a spot.
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I see myself as a crayon, I may not be your favorite color:
But I know someday, you will need me to complete your picture!
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If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be a McHottie.
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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This winter, let me be your summer.
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Forever is a long time, but I wouldn't mind spending it by your side.
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I wish you knew how much I like you. How much I love talking to you and how much I wish you were mine.
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You know, you look like a potato. And I love potatoes.
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I heard you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
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I'm tired of pretending that you don't mean anything to me.
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When I'm alone I think of so many things to say to you;
But when I have a chance to tell you, I go speechless.
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I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
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I'm not addicted to texting;
I'm addicted to the person I'm texting.
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My first name and your last name would sound great together!
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I wish I could be exactly what you are looking for.
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You're always on my mind, and I just think of ways to get into yours.
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I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.
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I'd jump in front of a bus for you, as long as it's not moving.
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I bet not even all the fireworks in the world can light up my world like you do.
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I'm not flirting, I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
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Open with love.
If I disturb you, I'm Sorry! But I need to say that I love
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disturbing you
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'Hi' - it's a short simple word, but that's how love starts.
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Love is that beautiful forest where a brave Tiger is killed by a doe-eyed beautiful Deer!
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If fear didn't exist, I'd run up to you, kiss you, and tell you that I love you.
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May be the God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one;
so that when we finally meet the right person, we'll know how to be grateful for that gift!
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Let me kiss ur lips;
Let me feel ur teeth;
Let me feel ur tongue;
SMILE!
This is ur friend 'Colgate' reminding you to brush ur teeth;
Twice a day, everyday!
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
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Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
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Love is an illusion! It's a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.
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People with strong hearts believe in Flirting!
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Love happens automatically. Manual working of it is called Flirting!
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My heart problem has reached a critical stage.
The doctor says, "there are only 2 options left, ICU or U C Me.
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Can we romance tonight? I'm in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon!

Yours Loving,
Mosquito.
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A late night greeting doesn't only mean just a simple "Good Night". It has a silent message that conveys that "U are my last thought of the day".
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It must have been a rainy day when you were born. It wasn't actually rain, it was the sky crying coz it lost it's most beautiful angel.
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U may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to U but U'll always be special to me.
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Hearts could only love 4 a while U can put many relations in a file. U can make a desert from the Nile, but U can't stop my smile when I see ur name on my phone.
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When somebody who's deeply in love with U tells U that you're cute, beautiful and angelic, it's true. Believe me, I swear coz love is blind.
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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to U but U'll always be special to me.
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Be careful when a guy tells U that he loves U from the bottom of his heart. For this may mean that there's still enough space for another girl on top.
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U can be a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply be urself & create lives with me.
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I'm not perfect but I know that u'll never ever ever find someone like me!
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You may be someone to the world;
But for someone you may be the world!
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A boy to a crying girl:
Boy: You`re the 2nd most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Who`s the 1st?
Boy: You, when you`re smiling.
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Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and walk on burning coal for you.
Girl: So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?
Boy: Mad or what? It`s raining outside.
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The d e f i n i t i o n of a beautiful woman is the one who loves me!
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I am not scared of proposing a girl. But I am scared about what would happen if she agrees.
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Today & tomorrow, there'll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know whose?
Your own, stupid!
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I can always take care of myself but I still want to meet the person who can prove that I cannot!
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Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity; When you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you!
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Only the open heart receives luv;
Only the open mind receives wisdom;
Only the open hand receives gifts;
And only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
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We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water. So when problems upset u, just think that u must be God's favourite cup of tea.
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Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great;
But I know this is too much for you;
So here is a shortcut, just think about ME!
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Don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
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Boy: There`s something wrong with my phone.
Girl: What`s wrong with it?
Boy: It doesn`t have your phone number.
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I trusted u a lot bcoz u r close to me. But why engage in stupid talk at my back?
Stop telling everybody that I`m BORN GENIUS, u know I hate publicity.
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If I could be any part of you, I`d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.
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Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful.
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Is your name Gillette?
Bcoz you`re the best a man can get!
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Are you religious?
Good, because I am the answer to your prayers.
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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
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Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
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Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is... Like wise you don't know 'how good you are', but I know 'how special you are'
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Some people say happiness is life. Others say it's freedom & some say it's money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!
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Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
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Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
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God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...
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Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I'm walking but my feet don't seem to touch the ground!
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If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS, and if U don't find me among them, dont worrry! I've just been fallen to make ur wish come true.
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Some people have nice eyes... some people have nice smile, others have nice faces, but you have all of them with a nice heart!
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Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say... I'm Mind Blowing!
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People die younger because God loves them so much. But you are still on earth... because there is someone who loves you more than God.
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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I was counting the stars one night, for a reason to love you, I was doing great until I ran out of stars!
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Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, it was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met u!
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A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss, without u in my life baby luv is what I'll miss. U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet. So plz understand that u make my life complete.
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Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.
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I can't help it, it's not by choice, my heart beats faster, my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new, I just can't help it I'm crazy for U!
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Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
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What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
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U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.
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If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
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If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !
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It's time for me to make a wish for U...... (wishin) ...... (wishin) ..... done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
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I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We'll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with
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Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
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Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever
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Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat
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Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'
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Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart
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May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R
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Baby I have an addiction problem. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don't wanna go cause I'm addicted to U !
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Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
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God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful.... as U!
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The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
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A smile to put U on high... A kiss to set your soul alright... Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
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Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for u'll never die.
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U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
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U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
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I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
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Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill
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I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
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I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
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The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
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It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!
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U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne. I'm simply drunk on U.
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Walk with me when your hearts needs company;
Take my hand when you feel all alone;
Turn to me when you need someone to lean on;
Because I'm the one you can always depend on!
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If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
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Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
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Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.
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I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
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Touch my heart & u'll feel,
Listen to my heart & u'll hear,
Look into my heart & u'll see,
That u'll always be a special part of me.
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Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U!
Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U!
Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U!
Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U!
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All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
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U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
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Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
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Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
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Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
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The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
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Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
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I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u've said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me
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I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
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Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
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Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
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I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I'll give u two kisses to dream. I'll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
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In da mornin I don't eat coz I think of u, at noon I don't eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don't eat coz I think of u, at night I don't sleep coz Im hungry
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Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!
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One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
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I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
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If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
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do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
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If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
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Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
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U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
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Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
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I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
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There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
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Can I take a Selfie with you to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
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Can I get your picture? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas!
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Hi, I'm lost in your eyes. Can you give me the direction to your heart?
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Oh you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!
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Will you go out with me?
(a) Yes
(b) a
(c) b
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Can I use your cell phone, because my mom told me to call her when I fall in love.