April fool day messages

I hereby certify and swear that I would never ever in my life make you a FOOL on 1st April. For that...
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all the other 364 days of the year are more than enough. Happy All Fools' day!
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Alia Bhatt at a florist: Bhaiya, Ek April Phool dena!
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April 1st:
This is the day on which husbands are reminded what they are on the other three hundred and sixty four days!
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If I had not come across you, I would not have understood the true meaning of a lot of words like
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stupid, moron, dumbass, buffoon, idiot, sarcasm; and above all FOOL.
Thanks a lot for it. I sincerely wish you a very Happy April Fool!
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Aaj Ka Taaza Message:
Hai, Smart, Bahut, Woh, Hai, Bheja, Ne, Jis, Aur, Hu, Raha, Padh, Se, Niche, Ko, Msg, Jo, Hu, Pagal, Woh, Main.
CONFUSED?
Ab Msg Niche Se Upar Padho!
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Ban Gaye Na April Fool?
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A - You are Attractive,
B - You are the Best,
C - You are Cute,
D - You are Dear to Me,
E - You are Excellent,
F - You are Funny,
G - You are Good-Looking,
H - Hehehe,
I - I'm,
J - JOKING.
Happy April Fool Day!
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You're full of life;
You're full of surprise;
You're full of wisdom;
You're full of
At times I find you're fully numb
And other times, you're fully dumb.
In short, you're a bloody fool.
Happy April Fool!
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Exemplary
Romantic
In short she is just like your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Happy April Fool!
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When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute".
You'll overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Happy April Fool!
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So sweet is your smile;
So wonderful is your style;
So enchanting is your voice;
So captivating are your eyes;
See... how covertly I LIE!
Happy All Fools' Day!
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The Men who are feeling left out because of Women's Day,
Don't feel sad... Men's day is coming soon, just that across the world it's called by a different name on April 1st !
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Best relationships needs no promises, no demands and no expectations... it just needs two people.
One fool like you;
And one cool like me.
Happy April Fool!
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Just a friendly reminder:
Relationships are precious... do not hurt them by fooling them on 1st April.
Happy April Fool!
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Iss Kadar Hum Aapko Chahte Hein;
Ke Duniya Wale Dekh Ke Jal Jate Hein,
Yu Toh Hum Sabhi Ko Ullu Banate Hein
Lekin Aap Thoda Jaldi Ban Jaate Hein!
Happy April Fool!
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Q: What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
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Guess
Guess Guess
A: FOOLAN DEVI!
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Last night, I had a nightmare about an impending danger; and a wise man advised me to message to the first person who came to my mind for warding off the evil.
Thanks for being my savoiur!
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And why only you? Because I was told that the person should be a lunatic.
And by the way, Happy April Fool!
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Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people.
~ Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
I thank God for His kindness that I could adapt to you!
Happy April Fool!
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Research has proved that all fools use their THUMB while scrolling an SMS.
Now it's too late. Don't try to use a finger. Catch another fool!
Happy April Fools' Day!
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I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Xmas or even New Year;
But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.
Happy April Fool!
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The old order changeth yielding place to new.
However, when it comes to you, nothing changes. I take this opportunity to commend you for last year's foolishness and may you scale newer heights of foolery in the new financial year!
Happy April Fool!
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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
~ Murphy's Law
Happy April Fool!
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If people say you are crazy, be patient;
If they say you are a moron, relax;
If they say you are stupid, be cool;
But if they say you are smart, then slap these stupid people.
Happy All Fools' Day!
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
~ Max Eastman
Happy April Fool!
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Attendence:
Pappu... Yes Sir
Bablu... Yes Sir
Guddi... Yes Sir
Tinku... Yes Sir
Bunty... Yes Sir
Ullu... ??
Ullu... ???
Ulluu... ???
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Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai... attendence lagwa!
Happy April Fool!
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This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
~ Mark Twain
Happy April Fool!
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God made day light and called it Sun;
God made entertainment and called it Fun;
God made night light and called it Moon;
God made a You and called it Cartoon.
Happy April Fool!
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APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
~ Ambrose Bierce
Happy All Fools' Day!
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Everyday is a reminder of something or someone very sepcial.
This is one of those days when I am thinking of you and missing you.
If you were here, I would have really had a gala time by
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making a fool of you.
Happy April Fool!
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5 friends namely Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody and Nobody live together as PGs.
One day, Somebody killed Nobody.
Mad called the Police.
Mad: Is it Police Station?
Police: Yes, what is the matter?
Mad: Somebody killed Nobody.
Police: Are you Mad?
Mad: Yes, how did you know?
Police: Don't you have Brain?
Mad: Brain is in the bathroom.
Police: You Fool.
Mad: No... Fool is reading the message very seriously.

Happy All Fools' Day!
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5 ways to make people fool on 1st April:
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This was first, rest next years.
Happy All Fools' Day!
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I am really jealous of you.
The day is not far off when people shall:
Talk about you;
Discuss your work;
Dissect your actions;
And your name would be on almost evryone's mind.
And that day is
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April Fool!
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Life's like a movie.
If you are sad: Drama,
If you are afraid: Suspense,
If you are angry: Action,
If you look in mirror: Comedy.
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Now you are smiling.
That's Horror!
Happy April Fool!
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Everything has a day.
Every pet has a day.
Every fool too has a day.
Hope you might have enjoyed your day.
Happy April Fool Day!
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Storms die;
Songs fade;
Flowers wither;
Misfortune ends;
Great parties finish.
But people like you remain forever... because ghosts never die!
Happy April Fool!
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If anyone praises you today for your:
Good looks
Nature
Style or
Attitude, just kick them off.
How dare they fool you before April 1st!
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I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali or even New Year's day. But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.
Happy April Fool!
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I find you wise, sharp, witty, handsome, intelligent, logical and knowledgeable all through the year - but with the exception of just one day i.e., April 01. One this day, you're a perfect fool!
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New financial year, new fools.
But how can we ignore the old fools like you.
It's a crowning moment for you. Have a rocking special day!
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Dear Friend,
I am surprised at your wit, your intellect, your wisdom and your knowledge.
But more importantly, I am surprised at my false praise of you!
Happy All Fools' day!
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If people talk about your beauty, your power, your wisdom or your smartness, then just give them a tight slap...
How dare they FOOL you in advance!
Happy April Fool!
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Last night, I saw you walking on the road. You simply looked amazing, your face was so innocent and you simply looked pretty cool. I couldn't resist myself the urge to sing,
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"Who let the dog out?"
Happy All Fools' day!
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Why don't you not believe in an April fool?
I know it. Because you were not born in April! But never mind, a fool can be born in any month.
Enjoy the moment. It's simply meant for you!
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Who's the smart Alec in town?
"I". You are simply the smartest
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Fool.
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I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
OK OK Cool; I agree U, are a fool. Now Control urself.
April fool wishes to the cutest fool!
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31st March Or 1st April, it doesn't matter. A fool always remains a fool. Wishing U a very happy, prosperous and joyful 'All Fools' Day' to 'the King of Fools'!
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Long time ago, only fools used to read my sms, and today
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the history continues.
Happy All Fools' Day!
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I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you a lot bcoz Maneka Gandhi says:
Love Animals!
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Dear Ms BeautiFOOL,
U are so wonderFOOL, graceFOOL, playFOOL, powerFOOL and faithFOOL. Earlier U were really respectFOOL & had a colorFOOL nature. But off late, U have been painFOOL and not so peaceFOOL. I wish U were careFOOL & helpFOOL.

Love
April Fool
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Y are U not an April fool?
Bcoz U believe in the equality of all months.
In any case, enjoy yr day bcoz everyday is yr day.
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What is common b/w fools and smart persons?
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Smart compose the message for fools to circulate.
Happy April Fool!
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Who is the smartest fool?
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U. In any case, U still are a fool.
Happy "All Fools' day"!
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Best SMS Of 1950s:
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Was there a mobile phone at that time?
Use some common sense. U just start enjoying whatever is sent to U.
Happy April Fool!
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A Fool is a Fool, whether it is January or February. But the ones who March into April make the best Fools. May U remain the same Fool in June & July so that yr August presence in September, October, November & December dawns a new great New Year!
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A: U r Attractive
B: U r Bright
C: U r Chic
D: U r Delightful
E: U r Extra-ordinary
F: U r Fantastic
G: U r Gracious
H: U r Hygenic
I: I am
J: Just Joking
Happy All Fools' Day!
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If today someone compliments U for yr:
Nature
Smartness
Eloquence
Intelligence
Pl give a hard slap to that person.
He has no right to fool U b4 April 1st.
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God made daylight & it's called Sun;
God made entertainment & it's called Fun;
God made nightlight & it's called Moon;
God made you and it's called Cartoon.
Happy April Fool!
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Everything has a day;
Every dog has a day;
Every festival has a day;
Every fool too, has a day!
Hope you are enjoying yours!
Happy 1st April!
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Plz Open this message on the 1st of next month.
I know Y can't wait so accept my conrats for being teh first fool of this year.
Happy All Fools' Day!
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April 24 for Sachin;
July 01 for Lady Diana;
July 16 for Katrina Kaif;
October 11 for Amitabh;
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April 01 only for you! Enjoy the day!
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April Fool is a very special day because you can lie as much as you can.
Every prank is heartily accepted & no complaint shall ever be made!
Happy April Fools' Day!
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What is the difference between a wise & a fool?
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A wise sends SMS & a fool keeps reading them. How many times have U read my messages? Happy April Fool!
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Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds.
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Open your eyes. Now you will realize that U have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool.
Happy All Fools' Day!
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Earth may stop rotating;
Birds may stop flying;
Candles may stop melting;
And hearts may stop beating.
But your brain will never start working. 'April Fool Day' was meant just for people like U!
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Some things are made for each other. For example:
Shoe & Socks;
Soap & Water;
Paper & Pen;
I & your girlfriend.
Happy April Fool!
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Not every Flower can represent Love but Rose did;
Not every Tree can bear Thirst but Cactus did;
Not every Fool can enjoy this SMS but u just did;
Happy April Fools' day!
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Last night, some monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people so I suggested your name. They said, "Oh No, we can't disturb our boss."
Happy April Fool!
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Banta: Which is the best day to propose a girl?
Santa: April 1
Banta: Why?
If she accept it's your luck. Otherwise just say, April Fool!
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You are equal to 60 James Bond!
How?
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007 x 60 = 420
Happy April Fool!
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You are a very CUTE person.
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Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.
Happy All Fools' Day!
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Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
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Happy April Fools' Day!
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Last night, I got a severe headache. I went to a doctor. He said that it would be cured if I send an SMS to a lunatic. U were the 1st to come to my mind. Happy All Fools' Day!
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अप्रैल-फूल तो पिता जी बनाते थे। कहते थे कि अगर किसी लडकी से चक्कर है तो बता दे, हम शादी करवा देंगे।
एक बार हिम्मत करके बताया तो...
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बांस के सोटे से पिटाई हुई थी।
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लड़की को Propose करने का सबसे अच्छा दिन 1 April, आप जानते हैं क्यों,
अगर वो हाँ बोलती है तो आपकी किस्मत, वरना बोल दो April Fool
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इन हसीनों से रस्में वफ़ा और दिल लगाना सरासर भूल है, जिस दिन ये इक़रार करें मोहब्बत का, समझ लेना उस दिन April Fool है।
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जैसे 2 अक्टूबर को गांधी जी के लिए;
14 नवंबर को नेहरू जी के लिए;
15 अगस्त को देश की आज़ादी के लिए;
याद रखा जाता है उसी तरह 1 अप्रैल को आप जैसे लोगों के लिए याद रखा जाता है।
हैप्पी अप्रैल फूल दिवस!
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आज का दिन तुम्हारा है,
तुम्हारा था और सदा तुम्हारा ही रहेगा।
क्योंकि आज है,
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अप्रैल फूल
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सीने में दिल, दिल में दर्द;
दर्द में यक़ीन, यक़ीन में ख्याल;
ख्याल में ख्वाब, ख्वाब में तस्वीर;
और तस्वीर में सिर्फ आप।
अरे, इतना डरावना ख्वाब... बाप रे बाप!
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक!
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रंगीन हो तुम रंगों से भी ज्यादा;
खूबसूरत हो तुम ख़ूबसूरती से भी ज्यादा;
अगर ऐसा सोचते हो तो;
फूल हो तुम सब से ज्यादा।
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक!
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उसने कहा मुझसे, चलो बाग़ में तोड़ते हैं फूल;
चलो बाग़ में तोड़ते हैं फूल;
ले गई रेगिस्तान, और बोली अप्रेल फूल।
अप्रेल फूल की शुभकामनाएं!
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तू सवाल नहीं, तू पहेली है;
मेरी मंज़िल तू नहीं, तेरी सहेली है।
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक!
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ऐसा है दोस्ताना हमारा, मैं किश्ती तू किनारा;
मैं मटर तू पनीर;
मैं बारिश तू बादल;
मैं राजमा तू चावल;
मैं हॉट तू कूल;
मैं अप्रेल तू फूल।
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक!
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दोस्त पठान से: अप्रेल फूल मनाया?
पठान: हाँ।
दोस्त: किस के साथ?
पठान: बीवी के साथ। हम ने 3 बार तलाक़ दिया, जब वो रोने लगी तो हम बोला, अप्रेल फूल।
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अर्ज़ किया है:
आपकी ज़िंदगी में कभी कोई ग़म ना हो;
आपकी आँखें कभी आंसुओं से नम ना हो;
आपको मिले रोज़-रोज़ नई गर्ल-फ्रेंड;
जिनकी उम्र 60 साल से कम ना हो।
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक हो!
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जब तुम इस दुनियां से जाओगे;
दूर कहीं एक नया जन्म पाओगे;
इस बार गलती से जो हुआ सो हुआ;
मुझे यकीन है अगली बार लंबी पूंछ के साथ आओगे।
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक!
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इलेक्शन कमिशन ने इस बार हद कर दी, लीडर्स को पूरा मौका दे दिया कि वो इलेक्शन के बाद सब मतदाताओं को ठेंगा दिखा कर अप्रेल फूल बोल सकते हैं!
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक!
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आनेवाला कल तुम्हारा है, तुम्हारा था और तुम्हारा ही रहेगा;
उस पर तुम्हारा ही हक़ है।
सोचो क्यों?
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क्योंकि कल 1 अप्रेल है!
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक हो!
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यदि आप पहली अप्रेल को मूर्ख बने तो एक ही दिन के लिए मूर्ख बनोगे।
परन्तु यदि आप चुनाव वाले दिन को मूर्ख बने तो अगले पांच साल मूर्ख बने रहोगे।
अपना कीमती वोट दे कर समझदार बनें।
शुभ अप्रेल फूल।
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हमने भी किसी से प्यार किया था;
उसकी याद में दिल बेक़रार किया था;
डर-डर के एक दिन इज़हार किया था;
वो पगली कह गई भैया मैंने तो मज़ाक किया था।
ओये, अप्रेल फूल मुबारक हो!
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इन हसीनों से रस्में वफ़ा और दिल लगाना सरासर भूल है,
जिस दिन ये इक़रार करें मोहब्बत का समझ लेना उस दिन अप्रेल फूल है!
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक!
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तमाम बेवकूफों के लिए जरूरी सूचना:
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आप तो ऐसे पढ़ रहे हैं जैसे ये सूचना आप के लिए हो।
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तेरी गलियों में ना रखेंगे कदम आज के बाद;
तेरी गलियों में ना रखेंगे कदम आज के बाद;
क्योंकि आज कल बारिश का मौसम हो रहा है;
और कीचड़ बहुत हो जाता है बारिश के बाद!
अप्रेल फूल की शुभकामनाएं!
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मैं घी, तू छी;
मैं खुशबु, तू बू;
मैं सोना, तू धूल;
मैं गुल, तू अप्रेल फूल!
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक!
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हमने अप्रेल फूल मनाया, तो उन को गुस्सा आया;
हमारा क्या कसूर, जमाने का कसूर जिसने यह दस्तूर बनाया।
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक हो!
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पागल हैं वो लोग जो 14 फरवरी को प्रोपोस करते हैं;
मेरी मानो तो 1 अप्रेल को प्रोपोस करो;
मान गई तो बड़िया, गुस्सा किया तो 'अप्रेल फूल'!
अप्रेल फूल की हार्दिक बधाई हो!
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लड़कियों से दिल लगाना एक भूल है;
लड़कियों के पीछे जाना फज़ूल है;
जिस दिन किसी लड़की ने आपको कह दिया 'आई लव यू'(I Love You);
तो समझ लेना उस दिन अप्रेल फूल है।
अप्रेल फूल की शुभकामनाएं!
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खुश तो बहुत होगे तुम, बात ही कुछ ऐसी है।
1 अप्रेल जो आ रही है, दिल में गुदगुदी सी हो रही होगी।
और क्यों ना हो, साल में एक ही तो दिन आता है;
जो होता है सिर्फ तुम्हारे नाम।
अप्रेल फूल की बधाई!
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जरूरी सूचना:
सभी लोगों को सूचित किया जाता है कि अब आप बुरा मान सकते हैं;
क्योंकि अब होली का त्यौहार ख़त्म हो चुका है।
लेकिन आप तैयार रहें, क्योंकि अब हम आपका अप्रेल फूल बनाएंगे।
धन्यवाद!
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सीने में दिल, दिल में दर्द;
दर्द में यक़ीन, यक़ीन में ख्याल;
ख्याल में ख्वाब, ख्वाब में तस्वीर;
और तस्वीर में सिर्फ आप।
अरे, इतना डरावना ख्वाब... बाप रे बाप!
अप्रेल फूल मुबारक!
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आज सुबह से बहुत अजीब सा लग रहा था। फिर जा कर याद आया कि मैंने तो तुम्हे मुबारकबाद ही नहीं दी। लो अब सही...
लेकिन इस बात को सारा साल याद रखना और दोबारा कोई ऐसी हरकत मत करना कि मुझे मजबूरन अगले साल फिर से तुम्हे कहना पढ़े
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शुभ अप्रैल फूल।
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मुझे हैरानी कि तुम मेरा हर SMS बहुत बारीकी से पढ़ते हो, चाहे उसमे कुछ काम का हो या न हो। चलो अब पढ़ ही लिया है तो जान लो, कि तुम अवल नंबर के
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अप्रैल फूल हो।
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पांच पंछी एक पेड़ की डाली पर बैठे थे। शिकारी ने एक को मार गिराया और तीन उड़ गए। लेकिन एक बैठा रहा। बताओ क्यों?
बस ऐसे ही। वो आपकी तरह था। फूल को थोड़े मालुम होता है के वो फूल है। इसी लिए तो "अप्रैल फूल' का दिन बना है।
शुभ दिवस, अप्रैल फूल।
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आजकल हर पल, हर समय, हर वक़्त, महीनों, सालों साल से - एक दिल तुम्हारे लिए धड़कता था और धड़कता रहेगा।
और वो दिल है, तुम्हारा अपना।
अप्रैल फूल की शुभ कामनाएं।
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इस कदर हम आपको चाहते हैं;
कि दुनिया वाले देख के जल जाते हैं;
यूँ तो हम सभी को उल्लू बनाते हैं;
लेकिन आप थोड़ा जल्दी बन जाते हैं।
हैप्पी अप्रैल फूल।
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मूर्खता के इस पावन पर्व और पवित्र त्यौहार पर मूर्खों के सरताज को तहे दिल से हार्दिक बधाई और शुभकामनाएं।
शुभ अप्रैल फूल।
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दोस्त ने पठान से पूछा, "अप्रैल फूल मनाया?"
पठान: हाँ।
दोस्त: किसके साथ।
पठान: बीवी के साथ।
दोस्त: वो कैसे?
पठान: हमने उसे 3 बार तलाक बोला। जब वो रोने लगा तो हम बोला, "अप्रैल फूल"।
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इन हसीनो से रस्मे वफ़ा;
और दिल लगाना सरासर भूल है;
जिस दिन ये इकरार करें मोहब्बत का;
समझ लेना उस दिन अप्रैल फूल है।
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गुलाब का फूल बागो में खिल रहा है;
चमेली का फूल चमन में महक रहा है;
कमल का फूल पानी में तैर रहा है;
और अप्रैल फूल मेरा मैसेज पढ़ रहा है।
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कितना प्यारा तुझे रब ने बनाया;
कितना प्यारा तुझे रब ने बनाया;
मन खुश हो गया कि मैंने तुझे;
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3 दिन पहले ही अप्रैल फूल बनाया।
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बनती है तो पूरी चिक;
होती नहीं तू किसी से टिक;
मैं तुझको ज़रूर पटा लेता;
पर मुझको नहीं पसंद तेरी शकल;
क्योंकि तेरी नाक है जैसे स्कूटर की किक।
अप्रैल फूल की बहुत-बुहत मुबारकें।
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मुर्खता के इस पावन, पाक और पवित्र त्यौहार पर सभी को तहे दिल से हार्दिक बधाई और शुभकामनाये!
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आजकल हरपल, हर समय;
हर वक़्त महीनों;
सालों साल से एक दिल तुम्हारे लिए धड़कता था
और धड़कता रहेगा
और वो दिल है तुम्हारा अपना
हैप्पी अप्रैल फूल डे!
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इस कदर हम आपको चाहते हैं;
कि दुनिया वाले देख के जल जाते हैं;
यूँ तो हम सभी को उल्लू बनाते हैं;
लेकिन आप थोड़ा जल्दी बन जाते हैं!
हैप्पी अप्रैल फूल डे!
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दोस्त पठान से: अप्रैल फूल मनाया?
पठान: हाँ!
दोस्त: किस के साथ?
पठान: बीवी के साथ! हमने 3 बार तलाक दिया जब वो रोने लगा तो हम बोला "अप्रैल फूल... अप्रैल फूल"!
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इन लड़कियों से दिल लगाना एक भूल है;
इन के पीछे इतना भागना फिजूल है;
जिस दिन किसी लड़की ने कह दिया 'आई लव यू';
तो समझ लेना उस दिन 'अप्रैल फूल' है!
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हम अगर मर्द हैं, तो आप सिर दर्द हो;
हम अगर सच्चे हैं, तो आप बड़े बच्चे हो;
हम अगर बारिश हैं, तो आप धूल हो;
हम अगर कूल हैं, तो आप अप्रैल फूल हो!
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अगर आपको कोई स्मार्ट, इंटेलिजेंट, हैण्डसम, कूल, क्यूट, स्वीट कहे तो उसे जोर से थप्पड़ मारें! उसकी हिम्मत कैसे हुई कि आपको मार्च में ही अप्रैल फूल बनाये!
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आपकी याद तो एक अनमोल फूल है;
हम आपको भूल जाएँ, ये आपकी भूल है;
हम अपनों को नही भूलते, ये हमारा उसूल है;
दिल से मत लो, 3 दिन बाद अप्रैल फूल है!
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फूल ने फूलों कि फूलवारी में फूल के साथ विश किया है!
आप सभी फूलों में सबसे ज्यादा ब्यूटी-फूल, वोंडर-फूल और कलर-फूल हो!
हैप्पी अप्रैल फूल डे!
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इन हसीनों से रस्मे, वफाओं, दिल लगाना सरासर भूल है;
जिस दिन ये इकरार करें मोहब्बत का; समझ लेना उस दिन अप्रैल फूल है!
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ऐसा दोस्ताना हमारा:
मैं कश्ती तू किनारा;
मैं धनुष तू तीर;
मैं पालक तू पनी;
मैं वर्षा तू बादल;
मैं मीट तू चावल;
मैं हॉट तू कूल;
मैं अप्रैल तू ...?
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हाजिरी:
पप्पू
येस सर!
बबलू
येस सर!
टिंकू
येस सर!
उल्लू
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उल्लू
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उल्लू
बटन दबाना बंद कर, तेरी बारी है हाजिरी लगवा।
शुभ अप्रैल फूल।
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खुश तो बहुत होगे तुम;
बात ही कुछ ऐसी है;
1st अप्रैल जो आ रहा है!
दिल में गुदगुदी सी हो रही होगी!
और क्यों न हो, साल में एक ही तो दिन आता है जो होता है सिर्फ तुम्हारे नाम!
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प्लीज इसे मत पढ़ना:
नहीं तो हो जायेगा क्या? अरे वही जिससे हम डरते हैं?
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वही जो इस उम्र में अक्सर हो जाता है...
देखा हो गया न टाइम वेस्ट।
अप्रैल फूल की मुबारके।
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मुझे जल्दी से फ़ोन करो!
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जनाब मैसेज तो पूरा पढ़ लिया करो! पता नही कौन, कब पहले अप्रैल फूल बना दे!
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1st अप्रैल को लोगों को मूर्ख बनाने के 5 तरीके:
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ये पहला था! बाकि 4 अगले साल!
हैप्पी फूल्स डे!
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जब तुम आईने के पास जाते हो तो आईना कहता है, "ब्यूटीफुल ब्यूटीफुल"!
जब तुम आईने से दूर जाते हो तो आईना कहता है, "अप्रैल फूल! अप्रैल फूल"!
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PRANKS --

Full the cistern of your toilet seat with a shampoo or liquid soap. The victim of your prank when flushes it, will experience foam all over!
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Duct tape your friends legs while he is asleep. But be careful that there isn't any sharp-edged object near him, which can cause some injury!
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Announce about the engagement of your friend on Facebook and tag him!
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Replace a few inside pages of today's issue with the last week's newspaper.
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Put a conditioner in a moisturiser container of your victim.
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Offer to make a sandwich for the victim. But don't remove the wrapper from the slice of the cheese. When the person bites, he'll get a chewy surprise.
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Steal your victim's cell phone and tape it under a desk or chair, or hide it somewhere they'll never find it. Then start calling them while keeping your phone hidden.
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Use a pin to make a few small holes in a plastic disposable cup. The holes should be near the top, just below the rim. Offer a drink to the victim and watch while the liquid dribbles out onto their shirt when they take a drink.
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Put a cling wrap or any other clear plastic wrap over the toilet, between the bowl and the seat. Do this at night so it is harder to see. Then when someone goes to the bathroom, SURPRISE! Oh, and a scream!
Be prepared to be grounded!
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Get a balloon and put it on the tailpipe of a car and make sure the car isn't already on. Then get in it and have your parents start it up and it will pop. It will sound like the tire popped.
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Switch the salt with sugar and then watch your family's and friends' faces when they try their food. Just make sure they have something they eat salt with!
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Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.
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Put a potato in the exhaust pipe of the car. The car would not start. Paint the potato black so that the victim cannot see the potato.
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Interchange the ground salt and ground sugar and enjoy the agony of the cook.
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Rub a baby/massage oil to the taps/window knobs(only the circular types). The victim would find it difficult to open the door or tap.
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Tie a knot to the laces of both the shoes with each other. But avoid doing it on elders as they may trip and hurt their fragile bones.
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Take a brownie and form it to look like dog poo. Place it on the grass of the victim's yard. As you and victim pass by, point it out to the victim, bend over and examine it. Then grab it and put it into your mouth; or throw it at the victim. The victim will get a momentary shock until they figure out they've been tricked.
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Get up early to unplug the toaster. If the cord is normally visible find a cord that looks similar, plug it in and hide the rest behind the toaster. Besides not working, most toasters won't even lock the toast down when you push the pedal. Just make sure you're there to watch your victim become frustrated as his toast keeps popping back up!
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Take a picture of the top part of the kitchen counter. Go on the Internet and search for a picture of a cockroach. Then, copy it on to the picture of the counter. Print out a few copies (cut off any extra white space), and place them on the counter. At first glance, your victim will think the kitchen is infested! You can use the pics of mice also.
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Go to the video store with the victim and have them pick out some movies they want to watch. Then when you get home, have them go get some snacks or something and while they're distracted, switch the DVDs inside the cases with some really lousy movies you know they'll hate. Then laugh when they think that the video store gave them the "wrong" movies!
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Use a universal remote control system and change the channels and adjust the volume while hiding outside the window of victims room.
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An appliance timer is great fun for anyone who wants to pull a great April Fool's Day joke. Try combining one with several items (radio, TV, bright light, etc.) using a power strip. Of course you want to set it up to go off in the middle of the night!
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Post signs on a park bench that say,"Caution: Dry Paint". Sit down next to the sign. Laugh at people who come and try to tell you not to sit there!
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Find a small picture of a a funny creature ( monkey , donkey , baboon, etc) and use a glue stick to place it over the photo on victim's driver's license. Then send them out for beer, or have some better excuse to send them somewhere where they need to show their ID.
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Ask a pregnant woman to take a pregnancy test for you, then bring it home and leave the stick in the washroom for your husband to find.
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Leave a pack condoms in your girlfriend's purse. And while looking for something in the purse, take out the condom and create scene.
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Puncture the straw with a pin, then offer it to your victim. They'll suck and suck but will only get the air.
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Attach two way tape to a long piece of toilet paper and leave it on the floor for your victim to step on.
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Cover the hood of your victim's car with think plastic sheet, tucking the edges well under the hood so that it's not visible in first instance. Then paint some funny graffiti or message on the plastic with paints. Hide nearby to see your victim's face when they see the "damage."
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Draw a moustache on the face of the person whom you know is sound sleeper ,but while he is asleep! Just use an eyebrow pencil or other make-up. No markers! They're too hard to remove!!
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Take an empty suitcase. Pick it up and carry it like it is really heavy. Go to the victim and ask them to carry it somewhere for you. They'll be unprepared for such a "light" load.
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Keep a spool of thread matching your shirt and hide it in your pocket. Leave a length of thread hanging out. When your victim will see it and try to pull it out. It will keep coming and coming!
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Right before a lecture as you are walking into the classroom, ask one of your classmates if they are "ready for the test today?" Involve one more pal of yours in the prank who can authenticate your statement that there is indeed a test that day.
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Borrow or steal your victim's car key night before April 1st. Put them in a glass of water and put off the glass in the freezer. In the morning, leave the glass on the table for them. Or, even more devious: freeze their keys in a big bucket of ice!
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Add some yellow food coloring to water, and sprinkle it liberally all over the toilet seat and on the floor around the toilet.
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Place a stuffed mouse or small stuffed animal inside the victim's cabinet and attach it to a string. Tie the other end of the string to the inside of a cabinet door and wait for your victim to open the cabinet-- the animal will "jump" out on them and give them a good dose of shiver!
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Carefully open a small bag of chips by pulling apart the top, then remove the wafers. Replace them with some other type of chip, or fake cardboard "chips." Then glue the top back and offer them to your victim.
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Place a "For Sale" a notice on your victim's car. Quote a very low cost, yet a realistic realistic one and don't forget to mention victim's phone number.
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Take a slice of cream cheese or jelly and carefully insert it into the deodorant container after scooping about an inch of deodorant from the top of the victim's stick deodorant. Sculpt cheese or jelly well so that it looks like a deodorant. Put the top back on and wait for the fun!
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Stuff victim's shoes with some cotton, when the person will try wearing it they will feel that either their feet have swollen or the shoe has shrank.
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Block the signal on the TV remote with a tiny piece of black paper, or use a small piece of black electrical tape.
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Prepare a special sandwich for the victim. But don't remove the wrapper from the slice of cheese. When they bite down the victim'll get a chewy surprise.
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If you're a woman and have a boyfriend , this prank is for you! Put a pair of female panties & put them in your significant other's vehicle. During a drive, locate the underwear and create scene! After he gets upset, tell him 'April Fools!'
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Find a small picture of a a funny creature (monkey, donkey, baboon, etc) and use a glue stick to place it over the photo on victim's driver's license. Then send him out for beer, or have some better excuse to send them somewhere where they need to show their ID.
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Put a small amount of paint or ink on your finger. Go up to your victim and pretend to notice a "mark" on the victim's face. Tell the victim that you'll rub it off. Instead, actually place a mark ON their face. Act like you got the mark off and walk away.
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Record the morning news telecast of the rainy day when schools were closed due to heavy downpour/snow. Then play it back on April 1st in the morning while the kids are getting ready for school.
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Swap the phones of the victims who own similar makes and models but keep them in different color cases, giving each person back the correct case, but the wrong phone!
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Try covering the urinal with a good quality cling film, tie it tightly so that its not visible at at a glance then wait to see who gets splashed first.
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Block door with a see through plastic wrap. Then wait and watch who gets bounced back on opening the door.
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Attach a rope to the back bumper of target's car and tie a collar in such a manner so that it drags on the ground. For more fun can try putting that collar around a stuffed animal. For a good dose of fun ride along and watch the funny reaction of other drivers on the road!
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Stuff victim's shoes with some cotton, when the person will try wearing it they will feel that either their feet have swollen or the shoe has shrank.
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Record the morning news telecast of the rainy day when schools were closed due to heavy down pore. Then play it back on April 1st in the morning while the kids are getting ready for school.
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Replace the moisturizer in the victim's bottle with some hair-conditioner.
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Draw moustaches on the face of the person whom you know is a sound-sleeper. Use an eyebrow pencil or other make-up. No markers please, they're too hard to remove!!
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Place small water balloons in the toe your victims' shoes in such a manner so that it's not visible in the first glance. They'll get a chilling surprise! (More expensive the shoe, the more will be the fun but it should be avoided to prevent a ruckus)
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Put some bubble wrap in front of or behind the tyres of the victim's car. When they back out of their parking space, a large pop will be heard, and then he/she will wonder what they hit.
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Replace the inside pages of today's newspaper with the pages of last week's newspaper issue.
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Replace the winter lotion in your pal's lotion bottle with mayonnaise.
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Tie one end of a spool of ribbon to your victims doorknob with a note stating, "Follow the Ribbon." Then wind the ribbon all around their room, bed, desk, even all over the house. At the ending point of , attach a note "So finally you joined the fools league!"
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With the victim looking on, pretend you see a fly in the room. Grab a fly swatter and chase it around for a while. Then make a big swat, reach down and grab the 'fly' (actually a raisin that you concealed in your hand), and gobble it down or put into whatever the victim is eating.
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Take a needle and thread and run it through every pair of underwear/bra in the victim's drawer, so that they are attached in one long string. When they get dressed, they will grab one pair but end up with so many of them.
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Turn around the batteries of the TV remote and watch as your victim tries to surf different channels.
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Smear chocolate pudding on the toilet seat and enjoy the victim's horrified reaction!
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For teenagers: Get a realistic-looking fake tattoo. Put it on some part of your body that can be partially seen, then accidentally expose it to your parents & enjoy the reaction.
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Pour some yellow food colour into the cistern(tank) of your victim's toilet. Then wait for your victim to use the toilet. The victim would try to flush the urine but won't be able to flush it down!
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Find a house key (or a car key) that looks identical to the victim's key and switch it in the key-ring when the victim is engrossed in something else. Enjoy when the victim tries desperately to unlock the door.