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You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Your eyes are really cute. I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I have to show you the prettiest girl I've ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
You're like Pringles once I pop you, I can't stop you.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you.

your MAGIC STORY behind your BIRTH DATE

SO TRUE !!
This is really true almost and see it will work for you too..

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2…
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3…
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4…
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5…
If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r number 6…
If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r number 7…
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8…
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9

Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities, Famous person… always want to be and regarded as first on people position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people!
You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views
And you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future.
If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some people too…
Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children… You are pioneer, independent & original…
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication.
Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).
If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business people!
You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your family…You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anything without hardwork! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others.
Generally you are not a cool person. It’s not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone’s attitude then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won’t be long.. you will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it’s over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will
be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow.
You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don’t know what to do… So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!!
Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing… but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.
But you will take care of your family very well…All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too..
You are radical, patient, persistent,a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order…
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks “lets do this”. You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times ‘coz your popularity..
You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it’s your best teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don’t care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.
You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are a caring person towards your family & friends .
If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further…
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5 !!!

Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above.
You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.
Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime.
It’s probably the Lord given you all sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don’t, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok?
You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there’s no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say “this is what”.
You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life.
The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others.
Well. once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as :
the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents.
You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

Number 9
Hey…you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally… You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life.. But when you achieve what you have done, it’s always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off.
You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type.
Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you.
Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children.
Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate.
You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice.
You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

SAD SHAYARI

Ek Kanch Ne Patthar Se Mohbbat Karli,
Takra Kar Uss Se Apni Zindagi Chakna Chur Karli,
Kanch Ki Deewangi To Dekho Aye Doston,
Usne Apne Hazar Tukdo Me Bhi Uski Tasveer Bharli

Geele kagaz ki tarah ho gyi h  zindagi humari
koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi
is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal
koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

Jo nahi aata uski ka intezar kyun hota hai,
kisi aur ke liye ye dil kyun bekarar hota hai.
Waise to is duniya me kafi kuch hai pyara,
Lekin jo nahi milta usi se pyar kyun hota hai…

LOVE SHAYARI

Pyaar Mein Milna Zaruri Nahi,
Pyaar Mein Izhaar Bhi Zaruri Nahi,
Zaruri Sirf Ehsaas Hai Jo Zindagi Sawarde,
Unhe Pana Ya Na Pana Zaruri Nhi

kya kami thi meri mohabbat me...
jo mile wo kisi aur ko...
bas sath hi to manga tha...
woh bhi naseeb na hua mujh jaise badnaseeb ko...

Sooni zindagi mein hulchul mehsos hui….
Bejan se dil ki ajj dhadkan tej hui ,
Jane kyon abhi aisa laga..
Shayad apko bhi hamari kami mehsoos hui…

HINDI SHAYARI

arz KIYA h: Wo mud mud ke hume dekhti thi aur hum unhe, WOH mud mud ke hume Dekhti thi aur hum unhe, Qki. Exam mein na use kuch ata tha na hume

Aakash k taaro me khoya h jahan sara, lagta h pyaara ik ik tara,in taaro ki bheed me sbse pyara h ik sitara jo is waqt padh rha h sms humara

Jindagi b kitne mod deti h
har mod pe ek sawal khada kar deti h
hum dhundhte reh jate hn jawab jindagi bhar
aur jab jawab milta h to jindagi sawal bdal deti h

1000 HINDI STATUS

अजीब सी बस्ती में ठिकाना है मेरा जहाँ लोग मिलते कम झांकते ज़्यादा है

बात मुक्कदर पे आ के रुकी है वर्ना, कोई कसर तो न छोड़ी थी तुझे चाहने में !

किसी को क्या बताये की कितने मजबूर है हम.. चाहा था सिर्फ एक तुमको और अब तुम से ही दूर है हम।

वहां तक तो साथ चलो जहाँ तक साथ मुमकिन है, जहाँ हालात बदलेंगे वहां तुम भी बदल जाना.

2000 WHATSAPP STATUS

I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.

Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D

Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

1000 QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

Do not let yesterdays disappointments overshadow on tomorrows dreams because your life is like a mirror, if you keep smiling it smiles right back to you....So, keep smiling.

Once you feel you are Avoided by Someone Never Disturb Them again..! Because The One Who Thinks You are Disturbing Them Will never Know How much you Care for Them ....

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off!

The naked truth is way better than a well-dressed lie.

Do not let idleness set in, not even for a second, as seconds will lead to minute, minutes will lead to hour, hours will lead to day, days will lead to week, weeks will lead to month, months will lead to year, years will be wasted before you realise there is no more time left to waste.

A person's true colors will always show within time. You may be fooled for the moment, but be patient and see what happens.


1000 QUOTES FOR LOVE

    Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

    Love is like a bar of soap, once you think you have it, it slips away.

    Broken hearts will always heal, but will never be fully repaired

    Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you luv.

    Quotes #5 To the world you may be just one person, but to someone you may be the world.

    Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.

    I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too.

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    :-) :) :o) :] :3 :c) :> =] 8) =) :} :^) :っ) Smiley or happy face
    :-D :D 8-D 8D x-D xD X-D XD =-D =D =-3 =3 B^D Laughing, big grin, laugh with glasses
    :-)) Very happy or double chin
    >:[ :-( :(  :-c :c :-<  :っC :< :-[ :[ :{ Frown,  sad
    ;( Winky frowny, used to signify sadness, with a bit of sarcasm. It is easily misunderstood.
    :-|| :@ >:( Angry
    :'-( :'( Crying
    :'-) :') Tears of happiness
    D:< D: D8 D; D= DX v.v D-': Horror, disgust, sadness, great dismay
    >:O :-O :O :-o :o 8-0 O_O o-o O_o o_O o_o O-O Surprise, shock, yawn
    :* :^* ( '}{' ) Kiss, couple kissing
    ;-) ;) *-) *) ;-] ;] ;D ;^) :-, Wink, smirk
    >:P :-P :P X-P x-p xp XP :-p :p =p :-Þ :Þ :þ :-þ :-b :b d: Tongue sticking out, cheeky/playful, blowing a raspberry
    >:\ >:/ :-/ :-. :/ :\ =/ =\ :L =L :S >.< Skeptical, annoyed, undecided, uneasy, hesitant
    :| :-| Straight face, no expression, indecision
    :$ Embarrassed, blushing
    :-X :X :-# :# Sealed lips or wearing braces
    O:-) 0:-3 0:3 0:-) 0:) 0;^) Angel saint,innocent
    >:) >;) >:-) Evil
    }:-) }:) 3:-) 3:) Devilish
    o/\o ^5 >_>^ ^<_< High five
    |;-) |-O Cool,[7] bored/yawning
    :-& :& Tongue-tied
    #-) Partied all night
    %-) %) Drunk,confused
    :-###.. :###.. Being sick
    <:-| Dumb, dunce-like
    ಠ_ಠ Look of disapproval The Unicode character ಠ is from the Kannada alphabet and can be called differently in HTML notation: &#3232; and &#x0CA0; (for Unicode)
    <*)))-{ ><(((*> ><> Fish, something's fishy, Christian fish
    \o/ Cheer "Yay, yay.
    *\0/* Cheerleader
    @}-;-'--- @>-->-- Rose
    ~(_8^(I) Homer Simpson
    5:-) ~:-\ Elvis Presley
    //0-0\\ John Lennon
    *<|:-) Santa Claus
    =:o] Bill Clinton
    ,:-) 7:^] Ronald Reagan
    <3 </3 Heart and broken-heart


    EASTERN
    (>_<) (>_<)> Troubled
    (';') Baby
    (^^ゞ (^_^;) (-_-;) (~_~;) (・。・;) (・_・;) (・・;) ^^; ^_^; (#^.^#) (^ ^;) Nervous, embarrassed, troubled, shy,sweat drop
    .。o○ ○o。. Bubbles
    <コ:彡 Squid
    (^。^)y-.。o○ (-。-)y-゜゜゜ Smoking
    (-_-)zzz Sleeping
    (^_-) (^_-)-☆ Wink
    ((+_+)) (+o+) (゜゜) (゜-゜) (゜.゜) (゜_゜) (゜_゜>) (゜レ゜) Confused
    (o|o) Ultraman
    <(`^´)>
    ^_^ (゜o゜) (^_^)/ (^O^)/ (^o^)/ (^^)/ (≧∇≦)/ (/◕ヮ◕)/ (^o^)丿 ∩( ・ω・)∩ ( ・ω・) ^ω^ Joyful
    (__) _(._.)_ _(_^_)_ <(_ _)> <m(__)m> m(__)m m(_ _)m Kowtow as a sign of respect, or dogeza for apology
    (゜゜)~ Tadpole
    ( ^^) _U~~ ( ^^) _旦~~ Cup of tea
    ☆彡 ☆ミ Shooting star
    \(゜ロ\)ココハドコ? (/ロ゜)/アタシハダアレ? "Where am I?", "Who am I?"
    >゜)))彡 (Q )) ><ヨヨ (゜))<< >゜))))彡 <゜)))彡 >゜))彡 <+ ))><< <*)) >=< Fish
    ('_') (/_;) (T_T) (;_;) (;_; (;_:) (;O;) (:_;) (ToT) (T▽T) ;_; ;-; ;n; ;; Q.Q T.T QQ Q_Q Sad, crying
    (ー_ー)!! (-.-) (-_-) ( 一一) (;一_一) Shame
    C:。ミ Octopus
    (=_=) Tired
    ~>゜)~~~  Snake
    ~゜・_・゜~  Bat
    (=^・^=) (=^・・^=) =^_^= Cat
    (..) (._.) Looking down
    ^m^
    (・・? (?_?) Confusion
    >^_^< <^!^> ^/^ (*^_^*) §^。^§ (^<^) (^.^) (^ム^) (^・^) (^。^) (^_^.) (^_^) (^^) (^J^) (*^。^*) ^_^ (#^.^#) (^-^) Normal laugh
    (^^)/~~~ (^_^)/~ (;_;)/~~~ (^.^)/~~~ ($・・)/~~~ (@^^)/~~~ (T_T)/~~~ (ToT)/~~~ Waving
    ●~* Bomb
    (V)o¥o(V) Vartan
    \(~o~)/ \(^o^)/ \(-o-)/ ヽ(^。^)ノ ヽ(^o^)丿 (*^0^*) Excited
    (*_*) (*_*; (+_+) (@_@) (@_@。 (@_@;) \(◎o◎)/! Amazed
    (-_-)/~~~ピシー!ピシー!
     !(^^)!
    (*^^)v (^^)v (^_^)v (^▽^) (・∀・) ( ´∀`) (⌒▽⌒) (^v^) (’-’*) Laughing, cheerful
    (~o~) (~_~)
    (^^ゞ
    (p_-)
    ((d[-_-]b)) Headphones/listening to drum and bass music.
    (-"-) (ーー゛) (^_^メ) (-_-メ) (`´) (~_~メ) (--〆) (・へ・) <`~´> <`ヘ´> (ーー;) Worried
    (^0_0^) Eyeglasses
    ( ..)φメモメモ φ(..)メモメモ Note
     :-P :-O |:3ミ :-> 8-< :-) :-< :( :-( :) :| :-|
    (●^o^●) (^v^) (^u^) (^◇^) ( ^)o(^ ) (^O^) (^o^) (^○^) )^o^( (*^▽^*) (✿◠‿◠) Happy
    ( ̄ー ̄) Grinning
    ( ̄□ ̄;)°o° °O° :O o_O o_0 o.O (o.o) Surprised
    (*´▽`*) (*°∀°)=3 Infatuation
    ( ゚ Д゚) (゜◇゜) Shocked, surprised
    (* ̄m ̄) Dissatisfied
    ヽ(´ー`)┌ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mellow, shrug
    (´・ω・`) (‘A`) Snubbed or deflated
    (*^3^)/~☆ Blowing a kiss
    .....φ(・∀・*) Studying is good
    キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! "It's here", Kitaa!, a general expression of excitement that something has appeared or happened.
    _| ̄|○ STO OTZ OTL orz Despair. The "O" or "o" represents one's head on the ground, "T" or "r" forms the torso and "S" or "Z" forms the legs.
    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ) ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ Table flip
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "Lenny Face" or "Le Face Face" or "deg deg", used to spam various Internet message boards


    m9(^Д^) jeering laughter
    m(_ _)m kowtow as a sign of respect, or dogeza for apology
    (´・ω・`) snubbed or deflated
    <`∀´> or <丶`∀´> stereotypical Korean character (Nidā)
    [ (★) ]
    <丶´Д`> stereotypical North Korean character (Kigā)
    ∧_∧
    ( ;´Д`) stereotypical Japanese character (Monā)
    ∧∧
    / 中\
    (  `ハ´) stereotypical Chinese character (Sinā)
    ∧∧
     / 台\
     ( ^∀^) stereotypical Taiwanese character (Wanā)
    ∧∧
    / 越 \
    ( ・∀・ ) stereotypical Vietnamese character (Venā)
    γ~三ヽ
    (三彡0ミ)
    ( ´∀`) stereotypical Indian Character (Monastē)
    | ̄ ̄|
    _☆☆☆_
    ( ´_⊃`) stereotypical American character (Samū)
     ┏━┓
    ━━━━━━
    ミΘc_Θ-ミ stereotypical Jewish character (Yudā)
    __
    │〓.│
    ━━━━━
    ミ ´_>`) stereotypical English character (Jakū)
    ____
    (〓__>
    ξ ・_>・) stereotypical French character (Torirī)
    _、,_
    ミ  _⊃) stereotypical German character (Gerumandamu)
    ≡≡彡
    彡 ´_)` ) stereotypical Austrian character (Osutō)
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     ミ;;;,,,,,,,ミ 
    ( `_っ´) stereotypical Russian character (Rosukī)
    _γ⌒ヽ_
    lXXXXXXXXl
     ( ´m`) stereotypical Mexican character (Amīgo)
    _
    <(o0o)>
    (>ミ - ミ )> stereotypical Persian character (jujø)
    (`・ω・´) feel perky
    _| ̄|○ given up
    (`-´)> salute
    (´;ω;`) terribly sad
    ヽ(´ー`)ノ peace of mind
    ヽ(`Д´)ノ be irritable
    (#゚Д゚) angry
    ( ´Д`) yelling, or panting
    ( ゚Д゚) surprised, or loudmouthed
    ┐('~`;)┌ don't know the answer
    (´∀`) carefree
    ( ´_ゝ`) indifferent
    Σ(゜д゜;) shocked
    ( ゚ヮ゚) happy, upbeat
    キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! "It's here", Kitaa!, a general expression of excitement that something has appeared or happened or "I came".
    キタワァ*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!!   Girlish version of "It's here"
    ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ "bu-n", being carefree and above, with arms stretched out while running/soaring.
    (*´Д`)ハァハァ Erotic stirring, haa haa
    ( ´Д`)ノ(´・ω・`) ナデナデ Patting, nade nade
    (((( ;゚Д゚))) Spook
    Σ(゚Д゚) Huge surprise
    ( ´∀`)σ)∀`) Jog someone's cheek
    (・∀・ )ヾ(- -;)コラコラ Blaming "now now"
    ( ゚д゚) Amazed
    (´ー`)y-~~ Smoking
    ( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) Toast "Cheers"
    m9(・∀・) Flash of intuition
    ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇`)人(`Д´)ノ Friendly
    ('A`) Lonely
    ( ´,_ゝ`) Depressed, unsatisfied (based on indifferent)
    (´-`).。oO( ... ) Thinking
    (゚Д゚;≡;゚Д゚) Impatience
    ( ´д)ヒソ(´Д`)ヒソ(Д` ) Whispers
    (・∀・)つ⑩ Carrying money
    ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒`つ≡≡≡(´⌒;;;≡≡≡ Sliding on belly, "whooaaa!!!"
    (゚д゚) Unforeseen
    (゚⊿゚) "I don't need it"
    щ(゚Д゚щ)(屮゚Д゚)屮 Come on
    (・∀・) Mocking, "good"
    (・A・) "That's bad"
    (゚∀゚) Discharged drug-in-brain, goofing around, "A-HYA!"
    ( つ Д `) Sad
    エェェ(´д`)ェェエ Not convincing
    ( ̄ー ̄) Simper, Snorlax
    ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \ Evil laugh (literally ahahaHAHA...)
    [゚д゚] Deflagged
    ♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓♪┏(・o・)┛♪ Happy expressions, dancing to the music
    d(*⌒▽⌒*)b Happy expression
    _| ̄|○, STO or OTZ or OTL Despair. The "O" or "o" represents one's head on the ground, "T" or "r" forms the torso and "S" or "z" forms the legs.
    (╬ ಠ益ಠ) Extreme Distaste, meant to appear as an exaggerated grimace
    (≧ロ≦) Shouting
    (ΘεΘ;) Pretending not to notice, asleep because of boredom
    お(^o^)や(^O^)す(^。^)みぃ(^-^)ノ゙ Kana reading "O ya su mi" meaning "Good night" or "Night"
    (*゚ノO゚)<オオオオォォォォォォォーーーーーイ! Calling out, "Ooooi!"
    \|  ̄ヘ ̄|/_______θ☆( *o*)/ Kick
    (‐^▽^‐)オーホッホ Chuckle
    ┌(;`~,)┐ Discombobulated
    ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ノ Running
    ヽ(´▽`)/ Happy
    ^ㅂ^ Happy
    (l'o'l) Shocked
    ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ really angry
    o/ o_ o/ o_ "It's here"
    (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ or ☜(゚ヮ゚☜) "Do it"
    ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ Angel


    ^_^                          smiley
     ~_~                          content
     `_^ or ^_~                   wink
     >_<                          angry, frustrated
     ^o^                          laughing maniacally
     ^o^v                         peace
     \^o^/                        very excited (raising hands into the air)
     -_-                          annoyed (trying to hide annoyance), also sleeping (eyes shut)
     ¬_¬                          focused at a particular person
     ;_; or ;];                   crying
     o_O or O_o                   confused surprise (one eye raised)
     >_0 or 0_<                   flinching, ouch!
     >_> or <_<                   yeah, right...
     ._.                          small - hiding, discreet, intimidated
     $_$                          thinking about money
     x_x                          dead or knocked out
     @_@                          dizzy
     T_T                          crying or not amused
     !_!                          crying
     u_u                          sad
     m(_ _)m                      bowing


    (゚Д゚)          "heh?" or "what are you saying?" or "surprised"
    (゚Д゚)y─┛~~                        smoking
    ( ゚д゚)、                            vomits saliva
    (屮゚Д゚)屮                           "Come on" or "Come here"
     y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵.                      shot my head
    Σ(゚Д゚;≡;゚д゚)                      confusion
    Σ(||゚Д゚)                           scary
    Σ (゚Д゚;)                          surprised
    ⊂(゚Д゚,,⊂⌒`つ
    ⊂⌒~⊃。Д。)⊃
    (・∀・)                        "well" or "good"
    (・A・)                        "bad" or "not good"
    (;´Д`)
    ヽ(`Д´)ノ
    ( ´_ゝ`)
    [add message here]━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!!! "shout [message]"

    (●´∀`●)                       relieved happy
    (`・ω・´)”                       innocent happy
    ∩( ・ω・)∩                        happy dog
    (◕‿◕✿)                        cute happy
    (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫・*:.。. .。.:*・         happy with music


     ò_ó, ó_ò, õ_o, ù_u or o_Ô.

    ㅇㅅㅇ, ㅇㅂㅇ, ㅇㅁㅇ ,  -ㅅ-  ,  'ㅅ', "ㅅ", 'ㅂ'  'ㅇ'

    gimme  ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
    Hug  (っ◕‿◕)っ
    Hugs (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
    Hugs And Kisses (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
    Boobies (. )( .)
    Happy Square 【ツ】
    So Sorry (ノ´д`)
    Yes! Success. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
    Peace Yo! (‾⌣‾)♉
    Punch! O=(‘-’Q)
    Love in  eyes (♥_♥)
    Bear  ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ
    Party time  ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓
    Angry  ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
    Cry  (╯︵╰,)
    Coffee  c[_]
    Sleeping  (-.-)Zzz...